HOMERISMS

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:36 pm

what are some of your favorite sayings of Homer?

I'll start...
marge "Maggie's not afraid of bunnies..."

homer, shaking fist " she WILL be.."

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:46 pm

This one very obvious

Mmmmm *gurgles* doghnuts and

Doh !

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:57 pm

It still counts!!

I like it when he ends a really long sentence with "etc." instead of the last word of the sentence...( know what I mean? ) LOL

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:21 pm

i like it on the shinning one of treehouse of horror and he says "no tv and no beer make homer something something"

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:26 pm

Go Crazy?
Don't mind if i do fgtdrgfsdghtrhgbvdxcv bfxbxvc LOL

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:30 pm

LOL...

" I'm like Jesus, but not in a sacreligious way....." dancing while chained to pole...

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:53 pm

LOL and he sees himself in the mirror pulling a face and he screams LMAO

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:57 pm

when he sing homer homer simpson
hes the greatest guy in history
u nooo the rest

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:59 pm

from the town of springfield
he's about to hit a chestnut tree aaaaahhhh!!!! lol
i was only watching that one yesterday

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:01 pm

rofl

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:40 pm

" cleaning my gun with the safety off...safety off...safety off..."

From one of my favorite episodes!!

Oh wait..here's another of my all time faves ( I say it ALL the time in conversations! )

*gunstore owner to Homer* "there's a three day waiting period pal"

*Homer* "But I'm mad NOW!!"

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:59 pm

lol

ICY STOP SPAMMING!!!!!!!!!!!---Gaz

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:54 pm

I love:

"But, Barney, to fly a helicopter, you have to be sober. It's not like driving a car."

"Go suck a bible"

And when he says something and someone questions it, and says "We'll talk"
(eg Homer - "Do the words executive prodcuer mean anything to you?"
Mel Gibson - "Executve producer?"
Homer - "We'll talk")

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:45 pm

Ok...here's another of my faves...

*executive* " have you had lunch? You like Thai?"

*Homer* " tie good...you like shirt?"

LMFAO

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:51 pm

LMAO that makes me laugh every time i see that episode

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:01 pm

Is that the Max Power episode? I remember I laughed so much at that!!!

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:20 pm

Yes it is....Homer sings the Max Power song like Goldfinger.....HAR!!

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:43 pm

Lol, I loved that! And then when Burns walks in and says "Keep up the good work, Max!" And Homer/Max says "Mr Power!"

"Ah, yes, of course. Mr Power..."

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:09 am

"You don't snuggle with Max Power...you strap your self in and feel the G's" LMAO

"Hooty McBoob"

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:47 am

Here's another...

" Oh no....my car hole!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:55 am

"That's what you get for not Hailing to the chimp" LMAO again

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:08 am

Homer loves his monkey, alright....

Except in the diamond mine episode when he says " Quick...somebody light this monkey on fire!!"

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:12 am

Yeah that is a seriously funny part!!!

"And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?" LOL

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:18 am

" Facts are meaningless...they can used to prove anything!"

Gort actually has that on a Homer pillow.....(nerd)

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:25 am

I have some socks with "If it's hard to do it's not worth doing"

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:11 pm

when he meets the aliens - "Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!" LOL

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:16 pm

LMAO, i don't remember that bit.

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:57 pm

it was in treehouse of horror vii, the citizen kang episode

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:58 pm

Ohh, i havn't seen that episode in a while.

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:03 pm

HAR!!! Gaz has Simpsons socks!!

AND...by some miracle....a girlfriend!!LOL

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:25 am

Here's another, although it is said by Cheif Wiggum, I think it fits here...

*Homer, being arrested*..."D'OH!!"

*Wiggum*..."Yeah...that's what they ALL say...they all say D"oh..."

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:04 pm

lol, that was pretty funny!

here's one i heard yesterday
"the dolls trying to kill me and the toasters been laughing at me!" LOL

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:14 pm

Whats THAT supposed to mean!!! Grrrrrrrr..Why i orta clamp u one...You wanna be clamped!!!?

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:27 pm

That means I'm jealous...I've been looking for Simpsons sheets in the right size...THAT should ensure no dating for a while!!

And, no

I don't wanna be clamped, thank you though...

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:30 pm

LOL..why not?

hard to get a double size in simpsons sheets is it???

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:43 pm

Actually...it IS hard to find them! Do you think they make Futurama sheets? That would be cool!

It's none of your business what size my bed is!!!!!!

Yeah, it is......full. Now you know WAY to much LOL

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 3:18 am

Okay...the Simpsons episode on tv tonight ( that I'm watching right now ) is where Homer starts the day-care center....

*Homer*..." I'll make a super hybrid pet...one with the loyalty of a cat and the cleanliness of a dog"

ROFLMAO

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:52 pm

LOL, ive not seen that episode in a while.
here's one from one i watched yesterday

homer to bart - "young man, seen as you broke grandpas teeth he gets to break yours" LMAO!!!

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 4:11 pm

Yeah....and Homers' wound GROWS over Ralphs' hand when he touches it!!

COOL!

Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:09 pm

that bit actually made me feel sick lol

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:57 am

It looked raspberry to me!!!!!

GAG.....

sorry...but it did.

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:34 pm

ewww! now i am gonna be sick

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:33 pm

Ok ok ok ok..............................it's not raspberry!!!! Sorry about that Red!!

cherry?

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:36 pm

I like the scabs over his eyes!...They look like crisps..MMMMMMMMMMMM Tasty

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:00 pm

Oh yea....from laser surgery!!
This is making me hungry for crisps with raspberry jelly on them!

Did Bart get a tatoo in that episode, Gaz?

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:34 pm

Im not sure.......but that tatt was cool

mother.....what a dingus

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:28 am

Tonights' show

Homer makes a commercial...
Voice over says..." warning....use may cause loss of scalp or penis "
Homer..." What did he say about my scalp??! )

Wow.....priorities, man......priorities! LOL

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:47 pm

it was the very first episode that bart got a tatoo and marge used their xmas savings to have it surgically removed

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:11 pm

*treehouse of horror intro*

this........is myyyyyyyy voice........... on ttttttttttttttv.............

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:18 pm

"i never apologise lisa, im sorry but thats just the way i am" (the garbage man one) and "sorry i wasn't listening, i was just lost in your eyes" (he actually said this to a teenager LOL!!!!)

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:46 pm

*homer is surprised*

(fast) arh!

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:37 pm

I LOVE that one Red!!! It makes Gort chuckle!!

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:41 pm

i don't think i've ever seen it, like so many others, lol!

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:34 pm

You a bigger Futurama fan Bitey?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:55 pm

yes, just, i love em both almost equally...

i'm also a massive fan of red dwarf.

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:58 pm

What is that? A short Indian? LOL

I know.....it's a show.
A show I've never seen.

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:59 pm

Oh, really, you should dude. EXTREMELY funny!!!!!!

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:12 pm

Is that the show they made a movie from? Under a defferent title? Know what I mean?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:13 pm

no theres never been a movie. theres been 8 series, and its a kinda space thing. really really funny, you should give it a watch.

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:18 pm

You sure? There was some show I heard was great....and a movie was made...Serendipity or something...ring any bells?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:20 pm

Nope, definitely. They were thinking of making a movie to solve the cliffhanger the 8th series ended on in 1999, but for 7 years they ain't been able to make a decision....

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:51 pm

i love red dwarf too, its very funny

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:53 pm

its cos they haven't got the funds to make it, which is a shame really i would have loved to see a film

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:55 pm

What am I thinking, then??

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:02 pm

red- they said if they couldn't make film they'd make ninth series, but no sign of that either

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:11 pm

See, now this is something to discuss in the chat or movie area....I wanna know what movie I mean!!! ( that make sense? )

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:13 pm

so.... you're allowed to talk about serendipity, but we have to go to movie zone? summat like that?

SERENDIPITY:
On a bustling shopping day in winter, Jonathan meets Sara when both try to buy the same pair of gloves. Two strangers amid the masses in NYC, their paths collide in the mad holiday rush as they feel a mutual attraction. Despite the fact that each is involved in another relationship, Jonathan and Sara spend the evening travelling Manhattan. But when the night reaches its inevitable end, the two are forced into determining some kind of next step. When the smitten Jonathan suggests an exchange of phone numbers, Sara balks and proposes an idea that will allow fate to take control of their future. If they are meant to be together, she tells him, they will find their way back into one another's life.

The majority of the film takes place seven years later, and consists largely of repeated "almost coincidences" where the two romantic leads almost, but not quite, meet. (One character is seen walking in to one door of a building at the exact same instant as the other character walks out of a different door in the same building, etc).

The film is named after the real-life restaurant "Serendipity III" (see External Links, below) which is featured in the film as the site of the couple's first date.

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:28 pm

Nope...that's not the title then. Lets move this into the right area, if ya want. Although I have no idea what movie I'm thinking of....

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:32 pm

yeah, if you'd like to move it, do it......

*sobs*

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:37 pm

Well....this IS the Simpsons Homerisms area......D'oh!

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:41 pm

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:53 pm

yourself! Ha!

Absolute power corrupts absolutely

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:08 pm

i noticed :p

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:31 pm

maybe they can't afford to do that either

oooh i just thought of another homerism," why won't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks"