The Wishing Game

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:01 am

To play you must make a wish then the next person would make the wish come true but make something bad come out of it. After that he/she would make a wish.
Example:

Me: I wish I had $100
Next Person: Wish granted but you will lose it in 5 minutes.
I wish I had a dog.

So on and so forth...

I will begin: I wish I was a billionare!

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:15 pm

wish granted, but instead of being a billionaire in terms of money, it is spiders (ie you have billions of spiders)

I wish I could have something nice to eat!

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:37 am

Wish Granted, but you get food poisoning.

I wish I didn't have to wish.

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 3:24 pm

Wish granted, but you get confused by this and you blow up... KABOOOOOOOOM!!!!

I wish I didn't say lol so much!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:45 pm

wish granted but you wont have a sense of humor anymore

i wish i had a beer

Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:47 am

Wish granted but you choke on it

I wish i had 100000000 members.

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:56 am

Wish granted, but they never post.

I wish I had a soda right now.

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:53 am

Wish granted but it fizzes up on you.

I wish i didn't have to do anything today.

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:14 pm

Wish granted, but you get bored!

I wish I could draw (as in properly, not just tracing pictures)

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:41 pm

Wisg granted but you break your wrist

I wish i had 1000000000 swapits.

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:37 pm

wish granted but u get generous and give them all too a new swapper for a piece of paper
i wish i had the first beano annual

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:08 pm

Wish granted but it falls apart in your hand.

I wish i could stop time.

Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 1:49 am

wish granted but you cant start it again.

i wish i lived in hawaii

Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 4:36 pm

Wish granted, but the island sinks into the ocean

Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:02 pm

No wish?

Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 8:14 pm

you dont get a wish but u get a punch in the face
i wish i had 1p

Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 8:18 pm

Wish granted

I wish i was famous.

Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 3:37 am

wish granted, but no one pays attention to you and your broke!

I wish we could all live forever

Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 8:57 am

Wish granted but the human race dies out.

I wish i didn't have to go to work.

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:31 am

Wish granted but now you are homeless.

I wish it was Christmas every day

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:36 am

Wish granted but you have to fork out thousands for presents everyday.

I wish i had infinite money.

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:37 am

wish granted but you don't get ant presents..but you still have to buy them!

I wish futurama was back.

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:48 am

Wish granted but the episodes are incomplete

I wish I could fly

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:51 am

Granted...but you fly into a jet planes engine

i wish that dog barking outside would SHUT UP!

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:53 am

Wish granted but another 1 starts

I wish i was a pro footballer.

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:55 am

Granted..but you break both legs in your first game.

I wish it was saturday

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:56 am

Wish granted, but the time is 11:59pm

I wish i could be invisable.

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:15 am

Granted but so is everything else.

I wish my computer chair would stop squeaking

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:18 am

Wish granted but then it falls apart.

I wish i could make money really quickly.

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:21 am

Granted but you spend it all on rubbish

I wish my house was a mansion

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:16 pm

Wish granted, but you can't afford to keep it!

I wish that my Lego Star Wars game would work on my computer... (I don't have Pixel Shader 1.1 or something

)

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:53 pm

Ill grant it to you, and the site of magnificent thing called GOOGLE!

Id wish my deceased father back

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:16 pm

Granted...but it changes the course of the space/time continuum and destroys time itself.

i wish it was nice and sunny here in notts!

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:44 pm

Wish granted but the sun burns everything

I wish to have a chinese.

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:47 pm

Whore?

granted Id whiss that someone would PM a new link to Futurama episodes!

Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:02 am

Wish granted, but it doesn't work!
I wish I wasn't so tired...

Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 5:51 pm

wish granted but you've forgotten how to sleep

i wish i had a horse

Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 10:45 pm

granted but it tramples you.

I wish i had more money to spend on Xmas presents

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:50 am

Wish granted, but all the shops have sold out of everything you wanted to buy as christmas presents

I wish I could stay on here all day instead of going to lessons

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:17 am

Granted...but you have to go to school all night instead.

i wish i had a finglonger......a man can dream tho...a man can dream....

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:08 am

Granted, but you poke yourself in the eye with it

I wish I had more sporks (I only have 5)

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:43 am

Granted....but they invent a knorkoon and sporks become obsolete.

I wish i had a spring loaded medical box.

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:59 pm

Wish granted but it springs up and hits you in the head

I wish i had any meal i wanted right now

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:03 pm

Granted, but it's in an indestructible packet, so you can't open it

I wish I didn't have so much homework to do

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:40 am

Granted, but then you get stupid and flunk your classes.

I wish I could speak every language fluently.

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:43 am

Granted, but no one else does, and they don't understand you

I wish my spork wasn't broken!

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:17 pm

wish granted but the rest of them break instead

i wish it was xmas now

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:23 pm

Wish Granted, But it only last for 1 second.

I wish I had Halo 3 already...

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 6:24 pm

Wish granted, but it doesn't work
I wish my neck didn't feel so sore

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:28 pm

Wish granted, but you leg feels sore now.

I wish I could have a Dr. Pepper right now!

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:15 am

Granted but it tatses like pepper.

I wish i could sleep proper hours.

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:12 am

Wish granted but only for one day.

I wish I could fly!

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:08 pm

wish granted but you turn into a bird

i wish lost would come back on c4

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:17 pm

Granted , but... your TV breaks, and so does everyone elses that you know, so you can't watch it there either

I wish I had a wish

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:15 pm

Wish granted but you still just have a wish

I wish i had a xbox 360 right now

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:26 pm

Wish granted, but you don't have any games.

I wish I didn't have a cold.

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:29 pm

granted but you have bse (mad cow disease) instead LOL

i wish i didnt have a fruit machine problem!!!

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:52 pm

Wish granted but you have a slots machine problem

I wish i had £1,000,000

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:54 pm

wish granted, but £s are outlawed, so it becomes worthless!

I wish I could be watching Futurama right now

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:03 pm

Wish granted but your eyes fall out

I wish for my best pudding

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:15 pm

Granted but it self destructs

I wish Sarah could go see Audio Pollution

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:18 pm

Wish granted but theres a black out

I wish for 400000 posts

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:20 pm

Granted, but Sarah steals them from you for corrupting her wish

I wish... I wish... I wish... I wish I could think of something to win

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:24 pm

Wish granted but you don't win it

I wish i knew who Sarah is.

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:41 pm

Granted, but you are none the wiser!

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:47 pm

No wish?

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:14 pm

i wish for a free xbox360

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:19 pm

Wish granted but turns out you have to refer 10 people

I wish i had the best drink in the world

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:21 pm

Granted but its red wine...LOL

i wish i had a Ferrari

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:26 pm

Wish granted but it falls apart.

I wish i had 1300000 pounds

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:28 pm

Wish granted but the cheapest thing costs 1300001 pounds

I wish for a new HDTV

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:29 pm

haha good answer

Wish granted but it blows up

I wish i cud see the new borat film right now

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:32 pm

Granted but you get sued for piracy!!!!LOL

I wish i had twelve monkeys

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:33 pm

Wish granted but you get fleas

I wish for 5 TV's.

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:35 pm

Granted but there TransVestites...LOL

i wish for world domination by the english.,,LOL

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:36 pm

Wish granted...

I wish for a chocolate sponge pudding.

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:41 pm

Granted but you drop it on the floor

I wish my NTL box would stop crashing

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:43 pm

Wish granted but then it breaks completely

I wish to be famous.

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:45 pm

Wish granted...but the fame becomes to much for you and you end up dead on a toilet.

I Wish i was superman

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:48 pm

Wish granted but cryptonite kills you

I wish i could teleport anywhere

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:17 pm

granted but you teleport into a brick wall

i wish i was a ninja

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:23 pm

Wish granted but you get assainated

i wish i could fly

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:31 pm

Granted but you fly into the power lines

I wish the world was a peaceful place

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:33 am

Wish granted but it becomes to peaceful and you think you are deaf so u cut ure ears off

i wish my answer above was shorter

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:09 pm

Granted but it get so short you cant read it

I wish my dog would stop chewing my shoes

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:11 pm

Wish granted but he gets nuked

I wish for anything i want on ebay

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:13 pm

Granted but ebay charges you five times the price.

i wish for more beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:15 pm

Wish granted but you get so wasted you walk off a cliff

I wish for a chinese

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:23 pm

Granted but it makes you sick

I wish for a happy new year

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:34 pm

Wish granted but it goes off with a bang. Literally.

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:45 pm

no wish????

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:47 pm

D'oh. I wish my cold was gone

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:28 pm

Granted but you get flu instead

I wish i had an aston martin DB7

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:34 pm

Wish granted but its max speed it 5mph

I wish for imortality

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:46 pm

Granted but you have to live for eternity alone.

I wish my neck didnt hurt so much

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:55 pm

Wish granted but it breaks instead

I wish for no work tomorrow

Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 12:57 pm

Granted but you have to work everday for the rest of you life.

I wish for more cash

Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 2:04 pm

Wish granted but you lose it

I wish my xbox came through today.

Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 4:19 pm

wish granted but it doesn't work

i wish i had a hamster

Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 4:22 pm

Wish granted but it dies

I wish i knew why frys red jacket doesn't come up on the whos online bit when they are clearly online and posting