The scary door!!!

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:12 am

This is one of my favorite parts of futurama...so funny....i wish they would have made more!!!!

"You're entering the vicinety of an area adjacent to a location, the kind of place where there might be a monster , or some kind of wierd mirror...these are just examples..it could also be something much better...prepare to enter..the scary door" LMFAO!!!

It would be cool if we made our own scary door intro's....what do you lot think!!???

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 2:28 pm

i think it would be great to see what people can come up with

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:04 pm

"Your walking through a hall with no walls...suddenly the floor disappears..leaving you stranded on a planet made of fish and entrails...a man approaches with no face...he asks the way to an unknown place...you tell him where to go......Prepare to enter the scary door"

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:07 pm

Haha, that's a good one.

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:38 pm

lol yeah

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:22 pm

You are entering a place void of meaning..... a place where anything could happen....... or not, we really haven't the foggiest....... there may be monsters........ or balloons, it really is random....... prepare to enter, the (it might just be) scary door!

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:53 pm

I LOVE THE SCARY DOOR!!!

I would marry it.....but tis a guy.....and not real.....and its a cartoon....and its not real

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:14 am

One of my faves....they could do a whole series of 'Scary Door' shows....

"..........IT'S MAN!!!"
That always gets me!!
Great Twilight Zone tribute...HA!

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:18 pm

scary door rules, ROFL!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:21 am

Maurice LaMarche rocks in The Scary Door.

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:55 pm

Ha Mabye we should write more of thses scary door intros. Also have competitions

. Any thoughts?

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 8:01 pm

yeah, definitely!

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:19 pm

the scary door is quite funny espesially cos its not scary

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:08 am

I love the scary door, but it doesn't make appearances often enough.

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:09 am

Yeah, isn't it about twice?

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:11 am

Yeah, about twice. If only they had it appear 3-4 times a season, then it would occur enough to give us something else to laugh at, and then it would make so many more appearances.

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:58 am

You are entering a new realm, a post-apocalyptic wasteland called the human mind. Or maybe New Jersey, it's easy to get the two confused sometimes. To your left, you see the floating head of your dead great-uncle, at least you think that's who it is, but you don't remember because you never knew him that well. A penny drops on the floor. As you bend to pick it up, you fall into...The Scary Door.

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:16 am

OHHHH very nice beady!!! a class act all round!!!

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:55 am

It took me three days to write that. Isn't that pathetic?

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Hey dont make fun of yourself you did a good job

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:52 am

Yes......making fun of you is OUR job!!!! Hehehehehe!!!

I'm totally kidding you...that was great!! And art has no time frame!!

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:13 am

If you'll excuse me, I will make fun of myself. I happen to find me hilarious.

But can you imagine if I ever decided to write a fanfic? It'd take me a year!

Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 5:20 pm

Yeah, I like making fun of myself!!! That's really good though!!! I can't write stuff to save my life!

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:26 pm

You walk down a street...It could be cold we're not quite sure...you pull your coat tighter as a breeze blows and a manhole opens...you don't see it happen and you fall into...The Scary Door

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:14 pm

Good one!

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:16 pm

Thanks

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 2:33 am

they should make an episode just of this like with the new season of futurama with hypnotoad

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 4:39 am

That is an awesome idea. If anyone from Futurama reads this, do what he said!

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Ya well they better register first so they can view this section

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:09 am

Totally, and view all our cool ideas

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:12 pm

And they can be my friends.

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:03 am

Heres mine

As you walk down the street staring at the woman with no head you realise your life has no meaning. But you decide that if 2 bad things happen in you life you will die. First you fly in a plane with no wings, then you meet Jay Leno. Because of the stench of you rotten fish hat you jump through THE SCARY DOOR

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 4:23 pm

Rotten fish hat...LOL

Nice job!

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Whats wrong with Jay Leno *insert chin joke here*

Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:14 pm

I was thinking that too

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:17 am

As you walk on the corpses of 3 eyed monkey fish... You think to yourself whatever man... but you do not realize that you will soon die from the radtion caused by dead bodies and feces because of overpopulation Did I say to much? I digress... You are entering the scary door!

Dunno if its good I just made it up on the spot.

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:18 am

I love the randomness!

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:20 am

Thanks. Good to hear someone likes it.

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:20 am

When you realise you are allergic to chocolate and chips you fling yourself through the SCARY DOOR

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:24 am

Short and sweet! The cool sweet.

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:26 am

Thanks, glad you liked it.

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:29 am

You wake up chained to a chair in a dark room... Is it a dream is it real? You soon realize you are going crazy... What do you do? You enter The Scary Door

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:30 am

Best yet

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:31 am

Thanks. Thought it up in a few minutes.

Ill have some more throughout the day.

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:38 am

Thats great pariah....

..Can't wait for some more....

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:40 am

You and I rock at this pariah.

You are good too gazereths.

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:43 am

Its 52 A.D.... It could be summer or winter I wasn't there.... You walk down the sandy beaches of some unnamed world... and soon start to sink in quick sand... you realize your sinking into the scary door!

Meh I need to try harder feel free to hate it.

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:44 am

Thanks bud ..i'll try to think one up for later..

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:45 am

Great (in creepy high pitched girly voice) YOU GO GIRL!

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:46 am

My 400th post and thanks. Can't wait to hear yours gaz.

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:48 am

All hail Lrr of the planet Omicron Persiei 8 formerly known as Pariah.

Also could everyone call me by my nickname which is Jaffa.

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:49 am

Like Jaffa from stargate? Or just Jaffa because thats something you made up?

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:50 am

I made it up because i am ginger and i luv jaffa cakes

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:53 am

I see now but I digress.

You are command Greg of the x-303... As you give commnds to your crew you soon realize you are talking to raging animals on a stampede... you run to find a way out and enter the scary door!

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:54 am

I'll put it on your nickname tag..

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:54 am

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:56 am

Ha ha I liked that one.

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:02 pm

You are listening to a silent yet very loud piece of classical hip-hop. You hear a knock at your window, blindfolded you walk head first into ..the scary door....And break your nose.

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:03 pm

ha Ha Nice ending.

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 1:21 pm

One fine day in the middle of the night, 2 dead men got up to fight, back to back they faced each other, drew thier swords and shot each other, before the fell they stood and watched as they sat down and ran into the SCARY DOOR.

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 1:40 pm

erm...sat down and ran into the scary door?? were they running on the butt cheeks

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 2:59 pm

Never heard of ass shuffling???

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:44 pm

That was a good one, Jaffa

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:48 pm

"back to back they faced each other" LMAO!!!

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:34 pm

Nice one jaffa.

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im not quite familliar with this so called ass shuffling

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:56 pm

Hmm walking with your ass of course! This is the future. (Or I have gone crazy agian)

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:44 pm

I've heard of it, also under, ways to get ass burn

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:51 pm

Ouch. Could you imagine if your doctor told you you suffer from ass burn? Ha Ha

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:52 pm

"Apply this cream twice a day" LOL

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:53 pm

Ohh man that would suck.

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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:12 am

Hmm and the name of that cream ass de-burn cream. The cream that gets you back up and ass shuffling!

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:18 am

Before I pull out my sign, let's see if we can get back on topic again.

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:33 am

Yes Back to the subject. Heres another scary door thing.

Where anything can happen but nothing ever will you are forced to sit and watch a hypnotic toad forever you soon realize you are being sucked into the scary door!

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:36 am

Nice one

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:38 am

Thanks and GO HYPNO TOAD!

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:32 pm

yeah my mums cat does it when he has an itch

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:42 pm

Dogs do it to.

Why haven't humans tried yet?

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:31 am

As you walk up the mountain of chilli you trip and slide on you ginormous beer belly straight past THE SCARY DOOR and slide into THE HAIRY DOOR.

Who thinks I am good at this?

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:36 am

lol, yh, you're not bad.

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:42 am

Thanx

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:09 pm

That was pretty funny!

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:39 pm

Nice one.

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:12 pm

You all rock (especially Pariah)

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:58 pm

i bet some probably have

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:04 pm

Wouldn't really work for humans.

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:08 pm

id love to know how it even works for animals......wait.....ok no don't even wanna go there

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:12 pm

Thank you.

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:23 pm

I just tried it.

Ow.

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:25 pm

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:14 am

You are standing in a room. The room is purple, then orange, then pink, then purple again. Moments ago, you were standing inside a termmite mound begind savagely kissed by your aunt Bertha, but now there is only the room - and a sound. A sound not unlike a car grinding against a cheese grater, although you quickly realize that it is in fact a cheese grater grinding against a car. You scream - and then Jon Lennon's hand reached out of the ceiling and picks you up and drops you into a spinning vortex - only it's not a spinning vortex, it's THE SCARY DOOR!!

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:15 am

Excellent!

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Good Good Good Good

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:24 am

Nice one

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:24 am

Nice. Now I gotta think of one. Hmmmmm

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:59 pm

that was good

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:02 pm

Picture yourself on a boat, by a river. With tangerine trees and marmalde skies. Somebody calls you - you answer quite slowly. A girl with kaleidiscope eyes! Celophane flowers of yellow and green are towering over your head! You look for the girl with the sun in her eyes - and she's GONE! No doubt into THE SCARY DOOR!

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Good job. I like the first one better though

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:38 pm

Ya can't just quote a Beatles song and expect to be a hero!!!