John Zoidberg

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:17 am

John Zoidberg or Zoidberg for short. He is the company doctor of the Planet Express Company.Dr Zoidberg left his home planet to become a rich doctor.He has a cousin Zoidfarb and an Uncle, Harold Zoid, who is a silent hologram star.

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:46 pm

BEST CHARACTER HES SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY.

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I feel sorry for him. He cares and trys to be helpful and then people just walk all over him.

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 11:47 pm

I know but he seems so pathetic

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He is pathetic, but in a sorry sort of way.

Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 8:57 am

LOL

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 3:25 pm

I love Zoidberg, one of my fave characters.

http://www.pandora-s-box.net/juliette/urrazoidberg.gif

Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:20 am

He's awesome. Needs to learn how to assert himself. Why have claws and a hard shell if you are going to let people push you around?

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He's too nice to be assertive, he thinks if he lets people push him around then they'll like him. Poor Zoidy

Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:56 pm

Yeah, poor zoidy

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All together now, ahhhhhhh

Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:00 pm

ahhhhhh

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LOL

Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:01 pm

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! (I'm a little slow sometimes!!!)

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Don't worry bout it

Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:38 pm

Zoidberg rocks!

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Well...I suppose his shell is rock hard

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 9:05 pm

It's too bad none of the females want his male jelly.

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:27 pm

Ohhh.

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urrrrrrrrrrrr

I feel sick now

Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 6:08 pm

Here's a bucket.

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Thanks *throws up*

Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 7:59 pm

Back to Zoidberg.

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Zoidberg is gross

Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:03 pm

...and funny,stupid and lovable.

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and pathetic

Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:05 pm

Wouldn't say that.

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He lets people walk all over him, hes pathetic

Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:07 pm

Let's not.

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Lets not what?

Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:26 pm

Walk over him.

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Squish squish

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 10:19 am

Haha

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I thought it was funny

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 7:46 pm

Funny but Off topic.

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Not really, it was to do with Zoidberg in a weird way

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 7:50 pm

Haha. Maybe.

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More like definatly

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:34 pm

Zoidberg's so loneley...

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:57 pm

Zoidberg is SOO lonely. Any kind of attention is good even hating. I think Zoidberg is funny I like on the episode of Why must I be a crustacean in love I liked the gym part when Zoidberg alvays wanted more weight.

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:17 pm

Hehe yeah.

But Zoidberg sis a hillarious character.

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Very, but still pathetic

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:46 pm

Take it you don't like him that much.

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:03 am

Zoidberg is effin awesome. Even Santa gave loves him.

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Its not that I don't like Zoidberg, I just dispise to fact that he doesn't stand up for himself

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 1:24 pm

LOL. Yeah, he is a pushover.

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pushover and walkover

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:41 pm

Everyone loves Zoidberg

Deffinetly my favourite character.....

WOOP WOOP WOOP, WOOP WOOP!!

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:42 pm

Gurman loves him too.

Aswell as Futurama rama and I

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I despise him

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:02 pm

Don't be so mean.

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I can't help it, he pushs all my buttons in a bad way

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:03 pm

Here take this smiley.

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thx

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:04 pm

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:32 am

hes so funny when he spazzes and when he walks like a crab. hahaha

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:26 am

Yeah and the noise he makes is hilarious.

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:52 am

I find him funny coz he is so innocent in a strange sort of way. Its more the way he acts than what he says.

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:53 am

And his 'nooooooo' is soooo funny.

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:56 am

Oh yeah he does have his moments, I like the way he crys too.

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:57 am

Yeah, that has me in stiches.

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:36 pm

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/...ama%20zoidberg%20jaredhindman.jpg

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:38 pm

Sorry but that link is a bit creepy.

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:39 pm

It was supposed to be.

BTW If you want the link to watch all the episodes of Futurama pm SMokey or Gurman!

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:39 pm

Didnt know Zoidbergs first name. Once again Im a little viser.

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:40 pm

Cheers.

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:40 pm

You're welcome.

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:47 pm

Everyone whos nice and writes a lot receives the right to watch Futurama and Simpsons and Family Guy.

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:47 pm

Yep

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:51 pm

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:53 pm

Which Silver has now got.

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:59 pm

Why thank you. *bows in respect*

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:16 pm

Prepare to be VERY addicted to Futurama.

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:18 pm

Yeah

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 8:52 pm

i love zoidberg

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:01 pm

yeah me too.

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 12:17 am

Zoidberg rocks! He's certainly not the best character, but he's awesome.

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 8:46 am

I feel the same. Very funny, but still not the best.

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:34 pm

Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 11:28 am

Yes definently.

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:00 pm

I like Zoidberg... He has some great lines!! I also like the Woop woop woop noises he makes when he runs away!!!
I also like the voice over he does at the end of love and rocket!
"As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar, a wondrous thing happened, why not. They vaporised into a mystical love radiation that spread across the universe, destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world. But one planet was at exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays, but not be destroyed by them: Earth. So all over the world, couples stood together in joy. And me, Zoidberg! And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been Valentine's Day. What? It was? Hooray! "

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:31 pm

That 'whoop whoop whoop' is an imitation of the three stooges isn't it?

Im not old enough to remember, so i doubt you lot are!!!

But thats what it says if you watch the DVD's with subtitles!!!

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 1:11 am

zoidberg... is the berg supposed to apply that he's jewish?

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:47 am

Leela: Why is Zoidberg the only one still alone?
Bender: Because he's a loser, that's why. He's the lobster equivalent of Fry.

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:58 pm

Haha great quote.

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:57 pm

" for your infomation, its because he's hedious! " -leela

Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:02 pm

Haha LMAO.

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:34 pm

HAha

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i dare someone to say zoidberg isnt funny cus if u did you would be a complete liar

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:06 am

haha i never knew his 2st name was john

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:29 am

i love it when he said "i have lost more patients than he has seen"
(not the best dr.)

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:31 am

that was a great line!!!!!..."butter me up with candy will you? well i wont work sonny......why always the fighting"....LOL

" do you have any that arn't so tight around the thorax?"...ahahahahahahaa

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:41 am

Zoidberg: I'll have a look, but I remind you, I'm an expert on humans not robots.
Fry: I'm not Bender, I'm Fry.
Zoidberg: Really? I though you were the robot.

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:47 am

This guy cracks me up!

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:45 pm

zoidberg is hilarious, not as funny as bender though

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:17 pm

well bender is strait up humor where as zoidberg is more like pitty humor he is hilarous but he always makes you pitty him if he were more confident like bender then he would be a contender for funniest character

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:15 pm

It's a close call between the two! But i think bender does just edge it!!

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:18 pm

of course bender is going to win he is so much mo confident than zoidberg once he has confidence nothing could stop him

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:00 pm

Bender!

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:28 pm

Nah Zoidberg is hilarious. But whatever you guys think.