Gurman169
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Apu NahasapeemapetilonYou can use this section to talk about Apu and ONLY Apu.
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SaveMeJeebus
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Who needs the kwiki mart?
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Cloverfield
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I doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
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Ryvul
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What if Apu worked with Judge Reinhold as his partner from Fast Times at Ridgemont High?
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ironik
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thankyou come again!
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bitemyshinymetalass
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does the kwiki mart ever have any customers cept snake to rob the joint and the simpsons?
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Cloverfield
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Who needs the kwiki mart...i doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Hey he lied to us
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gort
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LOL
" Get out of my store, you son of a bitch! And please.....come again!!"
Love that one.
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bitemyshinymetalass
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yeah, i love it when he always tells homer to get out then asks him to please come again!
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gort
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In my town, we have a liquor store I go to, and thee owners are very nice...but they are from Iran...once I was looking yo buy a Zippo ( brand ) lighter and they showed me one...it was inexpensive...
Gort..." wait, this isn't a Zippo!"
Guy..."no, no....is Zippo...you buy now.."
Gort...no....it says here it's a Zippette...!)
Guy..."yes...is Zippo..."
Gort..."no...I want a real Zippo!"
Guy..."is like Zippo.....is better....you buy now!!"
That is a true story and it always reminds me of Apu.....different accent, but still...LOL
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bitemyshinymetalass
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lol, is that true gort?
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gort
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Yup....I don't lie.....or when I do, to be funny, I always say so.....that is a true story!!
People crack Gort up!!
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bitemyshinymetalass
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cool, lol, did you buy the lighter in the end?
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gort
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No, of course not! Was Zippette....
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bitemyshinymetalass
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lol, those shop owners sounded nice people....
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gort
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They are nice folks I am glad to know and call my friends....as long as thay quit trying to sell me crap!!
Now.....back to good ol' Apu......
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bitemyshinymetalass
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yup, so...... who does apu's hair?
(woo, i'm amy)
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gort
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Probably just all that weiner grease!!
Hehehehehehe.............I said weiner grease....
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bitemyshinymetalass
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hehehe............ gort said weiner grease.........
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Cloverfield
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Who needs the quick-e-mart...I DOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hey, he lied to us
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gort
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*sniff*
Now I have to cry.......boo-hoo........
Who says BOO HOO FOR APU?
Gort DOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *sniff*
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frys_red_jacket
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it was his own fault for selling out of date and dirty food but then again the kwiki mart wouldn't be the same without apu running it...........*sniff sniff* *blubbers uncrontrollably into a hanky*
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gort
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That's part of Kwiki-Mart training...that and keeping the candy bars off the donuts....MMMMMMM.....donuts.....glaaaarrrrgglllllll......
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Cloverfield
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I like it when he puts his son in charge and he pulls out a shotgun lol.
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gort
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Which son was that???
I'm kidding.....he has so many, who can keep track!!
( milking bra attachment Apu is wearing.....ROFLMAO )
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Cloverfield
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No idea what son, but its a toddler and then jimbo and everyone just open their jaws and run away lol.
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gort
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That's the new 'Baby shotgun 3000'........smaller trigger with light- weight stock...
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Cloverfield
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, that a new thing you just made a up
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gort
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Oh, yes.
My mind is a vast wonderland I romp in LOTS!!
And get lost in, too.
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Cloverfield
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Did i hear the word 'lost'?
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gort
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Knew THAT was coming! LOL
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Cloverfield
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Sure you did 
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gort
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You're love of that show is not LOST on me.
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Cloverfield
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BUY THE DVDS and watch it 
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gort
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When I get CASH.........quit yelling...lol
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Cloverfield
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Stral cash, steal the dvd's, just get them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol
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gort
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I'll try....in due time...plus I gotta find Lost Room on dvd....
you're making me..........dammit
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Cloverfield
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That wont be out till April 3rd.
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gort
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Thanks for that info......I'll be working by then!!!
Or dead.
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Cloverfield
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LOL, working it is. Yeah, i was disappointed it will take so long to come out 
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gort
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I always wanted to do that to ya....LOL
Back to Apu!!!
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Cloverfield
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Doesnt really count when you helped make it go off topic.
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gort
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Dude....HaHa....that's not the point!!!!
Wait.
Oh....it is....
Dang!!lol
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Cloverfield
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Got ya there
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frys_red_jacket
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HA HA!! (nelson style)
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Cloverfield
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HA (edna style)
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gort
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hehehehehe....Bender style.
Wait....those are all on ME!
Dognabit...
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Cloverfield
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LMAO, just realised ay mate?
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frys_red_jacket
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LMAO!!!!!!
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gort
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Nah...........just making a joke. I knew, lol
Just thought Bender belonged in there!
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Cloverfield
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Bender deserves a place everywhere
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gort
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Go Bender, it's yer birthday......whoo-hoo!!!!
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Cloverfield
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I think Apu is nuts working 18 hours every day.
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gort
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He has eight mouths to feed!
Nine, if you count Manjula.
Ten, if he wants to eat too.
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Cloverfield
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But still, 18 hours, that would kill ya.
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gort
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Almost like posting as much as we do, eh?
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Cloverfield
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You could say that, though it doesnt kill me
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gort
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Me neither.....does take time, though....
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Cloverfield
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Yup, but much to my anger, i'm gonna have to take a 2 day break 
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gort
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I can see you angry......all green and huge and stuff!!
GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
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Cloverfield
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HULK!!!!!!
Yeah, i'm very annoyed
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