Bart Simpson

Gurman169 · Bart Simpson

You can use this section to talk about Bart and ONLY Bart.

SaveMeJeebus

third favourite charcter.

Sweetened Angel

bart pretty cool kid. he my favortie. he alway call him homer not dad.

ironik

a good character but i now hate the expression dont have a cow man

Cloverfield

But how often do you hear that expression?

ironik

in the older episodes a lot but not that much in the newer ones also my family uses it a lot

Gurman169

"Eat my Shorts"

Cloverfield

Aye cerumba

SaveMeJeebus

God no.

Cloverfield

No what?

frys_red_jacket

barts defintly my fav simpsons character

Sweetened Angel

me too. he alway pick on moe when he use phone. that was funny.

Cloverfield

Yeah, the prank calls are funny.

ironik

im looking for a homer a homersexual LOL

Sweetened Angel

Ryvul

Bart was always my top guy on the show. Back when I was really into the Simpsons, I thought nobody else was better than him.

Cloverfield

Yea, he's great but not as good as Homer.

Sweetened Angel

yeah i agree

Cloverfield

Good

Guest

barts my favorite

beano2

barts my second favourite

ironik

i do love the different pranks he thinks up

Sweetened Angel

yeah, it so funny. you think maybe he will doing pranks on moe again new season. i hope he will.

bitemyshinymetalass

i hope so i want moe to kill him one day lol!

Sweetened Angel

bart look alot better that old short show 1987.

gort

Who do you think has improved the most...looks wise? I say Homer.

Sweetened Angel

i think it homer.

gort

Jen and Gort say Homer.....Maggie stayed almost the same...

frys_red_jacket

i think homer changed the most too, his voice also changed slightly

gort

We all agree, then? OK!

frys_red_jacket

yup seems that way, back to bart now.......i actually really love his laugh its really evil and makes me laugh every time

gort

I like seeing his vulnerable, 10 year old side....rare as it may be!

frys_red_jacket

like when he cried when he failed his test cos he had actually tried really hard

gort

That's a good example!! Yes!!
Even Dahmer probably liked puppies....

bitemyshinymetalass

yeah, it is cool when he lets his guard down, like when he fancies the girl next door but she gets a boyfriend.....

frys_red_jacket

or whenever he feels sorry for his mum and starts hanging out with her

bitemyshinymetalass

yeah, lol, thats cool too....

gort

Or all the times he saves Lisa, or stands up for Lisa or actually likes Lisa....in many ways , he's like an actual 10 year old to me! Gotta love him!

bitemyshinymetalass

yeah he's cool. puts on a front but is actually very vunderable underneath.....

gort

Just like adult bullies and punks.....posers!!
Posers with creamy centers.

bitemyshinymetalass

lol, i agree...... i think?

gort

Yes....you agree.

Gort says so.

bitemyshinymetalass

ok, i wouldn't want to upset gort.

Cloverfield

Barts the funny one, not the funniest bit still great, and really dumb lol.

gort

Hey Smokey....where has Bitey been? What did you do to him?
Or is he upset because I didn't take his challenge....?

Cloverfield

He's doing some lost thing at the moment.

gort

I see........well, I miss talking with him....and Paz....

Cloverfield

What...you dont like talking to me

gort

Well I don't MISS you....you're not gone, ya lunatic!!!
LOL

Cloverfield

Yes, you could say Bart is a younger me.

gort

YIKES!!!
And, even though I'm a dude, I was like Lisa!!!

Weird.

Cloverfield

Have i scared ya

frys_red_jacket

im glad im not like any of them, mind you i could possibly be a female milhouse

Cloverfield

Ohhh nooooo.

How come?

frys_red_jacket

well i was kinda nerdy back in school, and i used to have these huge round red glasses (oh the shame

), all i was missing was the blue hair and eyebrows

gort

That is So sad.....but at least you're over the 'nerd stage'.....

Wait......where are we, again?

OOPS.....

Hehehehe....
(just kiddin')

Cloverfield

That is sad

.

But as gort said you're over it now

Where does Bart rate as your best charcater?

frys_red_jacket

barts my first fav character

gort

He almost married a girl last night....'cause she was pregnant.

frys_red_jacket

WHAT????????, im assuming it was a flash forward episode....

gort

Nope. He was 10.

He told her he had that disease that makes you look really old, so a doctor gave him some medicine to make him look younger and he took too much. LOL

Cloverfield

Thanks for the spoiler

gort

It's only one sentence.......plus you guys don't get to them for a while. I thought that would be useful info. Sorry if I made anyone mad!!

frys_red_jacket

LMAO i really wanna see that episode now

gort

All in all.....not that great....compared to others. I might be wrong, though....

Gazereths

Wish i had seen it tho..

gort

You will.........someday!!

Hehehehe...

Cloverfield

Next year probably

Oh well.

Gazereths

I'll see it soon enough......"thats not soon enough" LOL

Guest

Still the episode did make Bart seem weird happy funny and almost a lot of other stuff

gort

Course he was happy....he was dating an older woman.....that usually does it......for a while anyway.

Unless, of course, you're Gorts' age....then older women are way TOO old and you have to switch to younger.

It's how the world works.
Sorry.

Guest

Haha . Wisdom from the Gort Himself

Cloverfield

I saw an episode that i hadnt seen before last night, don't know if it was new or not.

Bart.

gort

What was it about?
My episode last night was the one where Bart finds the old Playdude magazines and turns his treehouse into a swingin' bachelor pad.....amd Marge enters a bake-off with, in her words........SUGAR WEINERS....!

Cloverfield

When Homer and Lisa fall out over Fathers day and Homer becomes this saftey person and nearly becomes head office instead of quimby.

"What? Theres no Fathers day eve?"

gort

Ah, yes......Homer as a safety cop........good idea! LOL

Cloverfield

Do you remember the episode? Is it a new one?

gort

I think, maybe.
Is it the one where the old guy is stealing the diamond?
And Quimby tries to rob Homer with his broken gun?

Cloverfield

gort

Well then......I can't remember if it's old or new. I suspect new.

Or I would know it...

Cloverfield

Me too, it must be new!

frys_red_jacket

i think ive seen that episode but can't fully remember

BEB

Eat my shorts

frys_red_jacket

aye carumba (i can't believe that was his first word LOL)

Kickermf

*RING RING*

*PICKS UP* hellos moes bar

Bart: is there someone there named Amanda Hugnkiss

Moe: hello is there a Amanda Hugnkiss here i need amanda hugnkiss

Gazereths

moe : "why cant i find amanda hugnkiss"

barney : "Maybe your standards are too high" lmao

frys_red_jacket

LMAO

Sweetened Angel

i love bart's joke on moe.

Gazereths

Yeah me too..thats one of the high points of the show!!

gort

That got old for me a LONG time ago.....sorry....

Gazereths

I suppose it's been a long time since you made crank calls!!???..Its been a while for me TBH..

gort

Um.....yea.

Gazereths

But it's still funny to me!!

gort

See now, I like people of ALL AGES falling down!!

I don't discriminate.

Gazereths

LOL...me too..but Oaps have more chance of injuring themselves...that's not funny...sorry....

gort

Well.....since we are in the Bart section, I'll say it's more fun to see a Bart aged kid eat it on a skateboard than an oap....

Hah!! Wood pushers!!!

BEB

frys_red_jacket

Moe: "Hello, Moe's Tavern--birthplace of the Rob Roy."

Bart: "Is Seymour there? Last name Butts."

Moe: "Just a sec." (Calling out) "Hey, is there a Butts here? Seymour Butts? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butts!"

BEB

Guest

I think one of the funniest Bart/Homer episodes is Saturdays of Thunder with the soapbox derby thing. Its such a funny episode cus Bart and Homer are what its focused on