gort
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BenderismsI like how my 'Homerisms' thread is going...how about a Benderism one now....I'll start...
"Hello my robo friend!"
Bender..stands up with fists: "Hey....what does THAT mean?!!"
Hobo: "Robot Hobo"
Bender: " OH.. I thought you said ROMO!!"
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gort
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I know...I'm answering my own post, but I thought of another of my faves..
Leela..." YECCCH...this is all salt!!"
Bender..."There is salt in it"
*cracks up thinking about it*
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Gazereths
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Re: Benderisms | gort wrote: | I like how my 'Homerisms' thread is going...how about a Benderism one now....I'll start...
"Hello my robo friend!"
Bender..stands up with fists: "Hey....what does THAT mean?!!"
Hobo: "Robot Hobo"
Bender: " OH.. I thought you said ROMO!!" |
In the first ep bender says "I dont want people thinking we're robosexuals"..So the term seems to have changed...
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Gazereths
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"There's nothing wrong with that food..the salt level was 10% under a lethal dose"
"There's nothing wrong with murder..just as long as you let bender whet his beak"
"I wish i were stupid and violent..then we'd see.."
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gort
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Keep 'em coming!! This should be a fun thread for everybody...Bender is a hoot in the pants!!
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Gazereths
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"Super king..the best one of the three"
"Robot porn theatre!!??? I was in that.....general.. location last night" !!! LMAO
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gort
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And, just so it shows up on this thread, a fave of mine...
"OH....YOUR...GOD!"
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Sawbucks
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Having just been discovered with X-ray glasses during a poker game - "These are prescription glasses! I need them for reading stuff...that's on the other side of stuff!"
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frys_red_jacket
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Sir, I volunteer for a suicide mission.
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Metter192
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"Im Bender"
One of my faves
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frys_red_jacket
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"Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two. "
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bitemyshinymetalass
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"bite my shiny metal ass"
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gort
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See how I'm ignoring your riddle???
Stupid riddles....Dang!!
Curse you..................
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bitemyshinymetalass
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see how by acknoledging there is something to ignore you are actually not ignoring it at all?
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gort
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Good point.
Riddles.....Grrrrrrr...
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bitemyshinymetalass
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i should start pm'ing them to you, lol!
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gort
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No....you shouldn't. Seriously...please don't.
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bitemyshinymetalass
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nah, i won't, just kidding with ya!
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gort
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Fair enough.
And thanks.
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bitemyshinymetalass
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no problem. wouldn't want your head exploding with my fiendishly challenging riddles!
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gort
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Mushroom.
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bitemyshinymetalass
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OMG!!!!!!!!
*struggles to breathe*
gort got a riddle right!!!!!!!!!!
*collapses*
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gort
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Hehehehehe...
I am Gort, dammit.
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bitemyshinymetalass
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ROFL!!!!!!!!
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frys_red_jacket
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this has gone a bit off topic now so getting back to benderisms.........
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass.
Fry: It doesn't look so shiny to me.
Bender: Shinier than yours, meatbag.
LOL!!!
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bitemyshinymetalass
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ROFL, i love it so much i made it my name!
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frys_red_jacket
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oh yeah lol
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bitemyshinymetalass
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ok, new one
bite my glorious golden ass- alternate bender
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gort
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Very confusing....you're both Zoidberg now!!!!! CONGRATS!!!!
Don't pinch me......
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bitemyshinymetalass
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lol, yeah, i keep mixing my comments up with FRJ's!
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frys_red_jacket
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i never noticed i got to zoidberg, yey me!!!!
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gort
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Yes.....yay you!!
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bitemyshinymetalass
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now i would imagine the next rank is 1000.....
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frys_red_jacket
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thats what im guessing too
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bitemyshinymetalass
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it seems to be going in 150's, plus 1000 is a logical guess....
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gort
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That's like knowing how they saw the lady in half.....no fun anymore!! Don't you guys like surprises??
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frys_red_jacket
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i like surprises, its the waiting i don't like im so impatient lol
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bitemyshinymetalass
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gort- surprises suck, lol, i like to know whats coming and when!
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bending_unit_22
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Do you know how long a list of my favorite Benderisms will be. A long list, that's what it would be. One of y favorite one's is in my signature.
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gort
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You can post all you want....this IS the Benderisms thread!!!
Go Go Go....
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bending_unit_22
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I love the one when Bender was cooking with a lot of salt. I think it went something like this.
Amy: Is this salt water?
Bender: It's salt with water in it if that's what you mean.
Here's a list of a couple more of my favorites.
Fry: I've got no home, no family.....
Bender:......no friends.
Leela: Bender, why did you jump in?
Bender: Everybody was doing it. I just wanted to be popular.
I'll put a lot more later.
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gort
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All good ones.....ecspecially the salt one! LOL
I like it when he gives Kif and Amy his booties...
Amy..." these are already bronzed"
Bender..." They ARE bronzed "
He's so sweet and cute sometimes.
Don't tell him I said that, Bendy.
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bending_unit_22
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I think he already knows anyway. Besides, he's mine! But you can have Flexo.
Here's another Benderism I just thought of. From the garbage ball episode.
Bart Simpson doll: Eat my shorts!
Bender: Okay. *eats them* Mmm, shorts.
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gort
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Oh yea!!! There's a little Bart doll in the trash heap!!! LOL
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frys_red_jacket
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lol i remember that one
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Pazuzu
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"Oh how I wish I could believe or understand that!" (Bendless Love)
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bending_unit_22
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This is one of my top favorite Benderisms.
Fry: Leela needs to find a nice guy with one eye.
Bender: That'll take forever. What she should do is find a nice guy with two eyes and then poke one out.
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frys_red_jacket
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LMAO!!!!!
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1B-DI
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"And so I ask you this one question: Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?"
from "Bender Should Not Be Allowed On TV"
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frys_red_jacket
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"OK, but I don't want anyone thinking we're robosexuals."
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1B-DI
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From Godfellas:
"Oh, cruel fate, to be thusly boned. Ask not for whom the bone bones. It bones for thee."
"Gag unto me with a spoon!"
"How am I supposed to hear prayers coming out of my ass?"
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frys_red_jacket
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from hell is other robots
fry- who's that guy?
bender - yo momma, now shut up and drag me to work
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bitemyshinymetalass
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"whoooooo"- dead human bender
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bending_unit_22
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[from Hell Is Other Robots]
"What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker."
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frys_red_jacket
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bite my red hot glowing ass
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Gazereths
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Malachi : "behold, the one commandment...GOD NEEDS BOOZE"
Bender : "Make it a double"
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jle1993
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Leela: Can't you go any faster?
Bender: I could if you'd drop the damn fiddle
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1B-DI
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Bender: There's nothing wrong with murder, so long as you let Bender wet his beak.
Leela: You're blackmailing me?
Bender: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool.
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Guest
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that was so funny when it happened
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Gazereths
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" she is well travelled...and i don't mean she travels a lot"...LMFAO!!!..That has to be my fave benderism!!!
"Don't make me go upside your head"
"ABANDON SHIP!!!"
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Kickermf
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"were doomed *inhales* DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED
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frys_red_jacket
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Lrrr: Mmm, this jerked chicken is good. I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked.
Bender: It's used to it. Woooo!
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1B-DI
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"This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!"
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frys_red_jacket
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"lick my frozen metal ass"
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Guest
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Well this is parralel bender.
Bite My Glorious Golden Ass
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MisterIncredophile
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"I am Bender, please insert girder."
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Gazereths
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Oh god im so excited i wish i could wet my pants...
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Guest
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Is that really a Bender Quote?
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1B-DI
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I think it's from "Bender Gets Made"
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Pariah
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I believe you are right.
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1B-DI
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Ah! Nothing like a warm fire and a Super Soaker of fine cognac.
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