Gurman169
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Charles Montgomery BurnsYou can use this section to talk about Mr.Burns and ONLY Mr.Burns.
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ironik
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what an excellent character
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Sweetened Angel
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yeah i agree
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Ryvul
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Mr. Burns is one of the best voices I can impersonate off the Simpsons. How do you think he'd sound if he sang "Listen to the Flower People" by Spinal Tap? Need I remind you Harry Shearer plays Derek Smalls, the bass player.
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Cloverfield
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Does he?
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frys_red_jacket
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mr burns is evil but he can be quite funny at times
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ironik
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i love it when he gets hit by lightning and his heart starts beating or in the tree house of horror when he is a vampire and dies then comes back to life to tell homer hes fired and then actually dies LMAO
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Sweetened Angel
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yeah lol
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beano2
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he misses his teddy bear
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frys_red_jacket
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i loved it when marge says she's gonna sue the pants off him and he says that she doesn't have to sue him to get his pants off
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Gazereths
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the part where he says "my hearts beating like a jackhammer" and its beats once in about 10 seconds!!
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ironik
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the doctor trys to draw blood and the needle goes through his arm and he says try thhe other one i saw blood in it the other day LOL
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TheTodd
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To friends heīs known as Monty but to you itīs MR. BURNS.
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beano2
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| ironik wrote: | | i love it when he gets hit by lightning and his heart starts beating or in the tree house of horror when he is a vampire and dies then comes back to life to tell homer hes fired and then actually dies LMAO |
that was on channel 4 last night
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bitemyshinymetalass
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loved that episode, i also loved the one where they think he's an alien, rofl!
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gort
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| ironik wrote: | | the doctor trys to draw blood and the needle goes through his arm and he says try thhe other one i saw blood in it the other day LOL |
That's one of my fave Burns moments!! Later in that episode, the doctor explains he has EVERY virus....then he illustrates the point with toy germs and a tiny doorway while doing 'Curly' from the Three Stooges!! ROFL
Whoop whoop whoop.....whoop!!!
Nyuk nyuk nyuk!
Why I oughtta..........!
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frys_red_jacket
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i loved the one where he dies and homer and smithers tie strings to him to make him move to do his presentation or something
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gort
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I do believe that hilarious scene is from the same episode.....must be a favorite of folks, eh??
Wait........maybe I'm wrong...Burns 'drowns' in his bathtub ( his washcloth is too heavy...LOL ) before he's put on strings.....hmmmm?
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TheTodd
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One of my favorite Monty quotes is:
"One more thing...you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon!"
Cracks me up every time due to itīs pure randomness, and it shows you just what
kind of mysterious and weird person he is. Iīd really like to see what he needed that
jade monkey for and why it had to be found before the next full moon, lol. Some bizarre
ritual probably.
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frys_red_jacket
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| gort wrote: | I do believe that hilarious scene is from the same episode.....must be a favorite of folks, eh??
Wait........maybe I'm wrong...Burns 'drowns' in his bathtub ( his washcloth is too heavy...LOL ) before he's put on strings.....hmmmm? |
i can't quit remember how he dies but i know there is a different episode where he nearly drowns in his bath tub cos his sponge is too heavy on his head LOL and stangles smithers when he comes to saying he tried to kill him
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gort
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Yea yea yea.....SPONGE!
I gotta review some old episodes now!!!
I got a hancre-in ( ? )
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Cloverfield
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Yeah, Smithers goes out to do something, so he puts the sponge on his head and burns starts sinking.
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gort
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LOL.....Smithers is a Barbie girl!
living in a Barbie world.
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bitemyshinymetalass
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i love the one where he opens a casino and develops an obsession with germs, and goes crazy. he points a gun at smithers telling him to jump into his toy aeroplane........ROFL!
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frys_red_jacket
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LMAO!!!!! yeah that was funny, he also had kleenex boxes on his feet
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bitemyshinymetalass
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yes, and he's sat quivering in bed! ROFL!!!!!!!
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gort
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But, he's sweet when he's in love! Aren't we all...
I like it when he and the Simpsons discuss goatees and beards in that episode....at the end! Oh, and his nude portrait is cool and scary.....looks like Gort nude!!lol
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bitemyshinymetalass
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*shudders at gorts last comment*
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gort
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Gort was kidding......you can stop shuddering now..... 
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bitemyshinymetalass
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*shuddering stops*
ok dude, just keep your clothes on......
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gort
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Why? I DON'T look like Burns!!!
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bitemyshinymetalass
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not, but your a dude. And I don't look at dudes.
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gort
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Not even beautiful ones.....like Gort??!!
Just kidding dude...women are almost a hobby to me!!
Exclusively.
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bitemyshinymetalass
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cool. see, we do have something in common, except our love of futurama.
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frys_red_jacket
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i find it weird how mr burns is the oldest springfield resident but yet he hasn't got any wrinkles
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gort
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Being evil keeps you looking your best.
I should look better.
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Cloverfield
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Just watched the episode where everyone thought he was dead when geezer rock collapsed on him...but he wasnt.
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gort
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Bury Gort there....................................geezer rock.
Or.......old dude point.
Either one.
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jle1993
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*salutes* Will do Gorty
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bitemyshinymetalass
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i'll give you a hand, we'll have to lift the rock offa him first.
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gort
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I liked the salute part JLE........classic!!!LOL
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jle1993
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*bows* I do my best. *screams and points* watch out for the rock, you'll be squashed like Mr Burns
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Cloverfield
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Would that be the geezer rock?
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gort
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No....now it's called Gort point.
I love all of Burns' old timey sayings......LOL
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gort
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By the way guys.......I just ordered the newest Simpsons episode guide on Amazon for 25 cents....WHOO-HOO!!
Even with shipping, it only costs 3.00!!
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frys_red_jacket
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cool, now thats cheap!!
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gort
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I know!!! Yay Gort!!!
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Cloverfield
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Cool, let us know if its any good.
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gort
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I have all the others so........I'm sure it will be!!!
All the members should have them!! Get the first one, at least!!
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Cloverfield
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I HAVE THAT BOOK
It's wicked.
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gort
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And there are 3 more like that......the most recent one is the one I'm getting......CHEAP!!!
( they're all cheap if you get them used on Amazon )
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Cloverfield
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What does the new one tell you?
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gort
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The newer episodes are in that one....
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Cloverfield
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oh i see.
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