Cletus

Gurman169 · Cletus

You can use this section to talk about Cletus and ONLY Cletus.

Cloverfield

Hi um Cletus an i aint got a tooth.

ironik

cletus- i like that clown he is really looking out for me, average joe six tooth.
cletuses wife- whered you get another tooth?
cletus- sidewalk

Cloverfield

Sweetened Angel

ironik

i love the episode where he is collecting road kill for a wedding
LOL

bitemyshinymetalass

ironik- yeah, you do that in a mission on simpsons hit and run!

frys_red_jacket

him and his wife have the same parents

bitemyshinymetalass

really? ROFL!!!

frys_red_jacket

yep LOL!!

cos in one episode his wife goes "Wife: Now Cletus, why did ya haf to park next to my parents? " and cletus replies - Now, Now, Hun, they're my parents too...

bitemyshinymetalass

euuuuuuugh, incest.....

frys_red_jacket

and somehow they've managed to have all those kids lol

bitemyshinymetalass

how do the kids not have an extra arm or summat, lol!

frys_red_jacket

LOL!!!!

bitemyshinymetalass

i'd rather that than develop there parents appearance....

*shudders*

frys_red_jacket

*shudders*

that would be just scary

bitemyshinymetalass

definitely. they'd be the smelly kid nobody wanted to sit near at nursery.

frys_red_jacket

sounds like my brother LOL!!!!!

bitemyshinymetalass

lol, thats mean!

Gazereths

" somebody done stolded my wheels" that line cracks me up evertime!!!!

gort

Between him and my spice weasel, I'm a happy guy!!

frys_red_jacket

ive started refering to my elbow as eldibow cos of cletus LOL

Cloverfield

That slapbound yokal.

gort

And, if someone tells ya a pig won't eat a finger.....theys a lyin'.....

Someone should post the list of his kids' names......ya know...from the Pretzel episode.....can't believe Brandine lets him, um.....you know.....that many times......

EEEWWWWWW!!!!!!

frys_red_jacket

well there's nothing like keeping it in the family

the only 2 of their kids names i can remember are jordan and taylor

gort

I know......brother and sis.....!
And not good looking ones either!
Might be lucky for them to have each other.......I guess....

Cloverfield

Do you remember the eppy where Marge is in the pretzals business and cletus brings out all is children and there are about 15 of them

gort

Um........that's what I was talking about a couple posts back......

Cloverfield

Crap, sorry.

gort

We both, I mean, all, do that.......

Cloverfield

Yup, so am i forgiven? lol

gort

I forgive you, my child....now go! And sin no more....

Cloverfield

Yes sir

gort

Dude......that whole exchange was creepy for me!! I'm the OPPOSITE of a diety....I am SO not able to forgive ANYONE!!LOL...plus, you didn't do anything wrong....

Speaking of religion.......where's Pazuzu been? She's pretty busy with school, I think.

Cloverfield

Yeah, she's been swamped with work

gort

Ah well....that's good for her! I'm sure she'll be back on when she can!!

Cloverfield

Yup, i think i will have 2 more mods for the forum. In the future.

gort

I vote Beady and Bitey....if Bitey has the time.

Bendy good too, although a bit young.

Cloverfield

Those are the 2 i was going to pick anyway.

gort

Two things about us...

We have good taste.
We go off topic when we get going.

Just like Gaz and I used to....where is that drunkard??? LOL

Cloverfield

I told you his comp is fuc**ed

But yeah, we're great

gort

That's weird......I was just gonna ask you about your computer!!

Maybe you're too fast with it....all this posting, ya know...

Cloverfield

Maybe. It gaz's comp i was talking about tho.

gort

Oh......HIS....I read it as THIS.....oops.

Oh no!!! My pictures can't be posted!!! What will we do???

*panics*

Cloverfield

How come? Is it in the wrong format?

gort

Because his comp is messed up.......right?

Cloverfield

Oh right, those pics. He'll have his comp back by then.

gort

Cloverfield

Yay indeed.

gort

He's had them for three days now, but I sent him a bunch of movies....so he's probably watching them instead of scanning my photos!!LOL

*shakes fist like Homer*

Cloverfield

How do you know he has received them?

gort

PMs....plus he posted my Bart original drawing!!! He's probably busy.
Although he said he needed to get his dads' camera....I take that to mean he doesn't have a scanner....rats!!!

Cloverfield

Shouldn't be long.

Gazereths

I love The part where he shouts all his kids names out!!!

Lauren
Tiffany
Heather
Cody
Dylan
Dermott
Jordan
Taylor
Brittany
Wesley
Rumer
Scout
Cassidy
Zoe
Chloe
Max
Hunter
Kendall
Katlin
Noah
Sasha
Morgan
Kira
Ian
Q-Bert
Phil

PHEW!!!!!....He's been busy!!!!

Guest

I really hope your not saying those from memory. Otherwise wow.

Gazereths

I have an awesome memory.....

...it's called google!!!

gort

Good list....thanks for posting that, Gaz!!!

And not 1 dentist in sight...LOL

Cloverfield

Yeah, that is a lot of kids!!!!!

BEB

Cloverfield

I would be scared if you could remember.

BEB

26 kids in total

Cloverfield

Definately been busy.

gort

Well of course!!!

Look how hot Brandine is!!!

(yikes!)

Cloverfield

If you say so...

frys_red_jacket

im really confused cos as we know in one episode cletus and brandine are meant to be siblings but on one i watched the other day brandine says to cletus that he's the best son and husband she's ever had

Cloverfield

That's wrong on so many levels.

gort

So, so, so many.......

Cloverfield

Wait, wouldn't they be deformed children?

gort

Not necessarily....plus it's posssible to be her son AND her brother.....

OMG.......sounds like Mormons!!

BEB

Guest

frys_red_jacket

mmmm.....maybe he was been sarcastic, or maybe he knows something we don't

gort

Well......if her dad got her pregnant.....

Guest

allright this is gettin weird lets get back to normal conversations

gort

Biology and human behavourial study is normal conversation to me, but...whatever...

Genetics aren't constricted to the realm of normalcy....

Guest

well i wouldnt classify relative mating part of the normal human biology topic

gort

Okay....we'll let it go.

I'm just saying, it's possible and....sadly....happens.

Cloverfield

Though it couldn't have happened with them.

frys_red_jacket

gort

Cloverfield

I can't remember what i said that too

gort

Um......it's like three posts back......!!

Cloverfield

Yes, but i cant see what i was saying it too. Them being related i think. It couldn't have happened coz the children arn't deformed, so they cant be related.

gort

That's not always a result....it can take the form of slight brain damage and can take a generation or two.

On a related matter, and don't kill me, I did not care for last nights' Simpsons episode. It was even Cletus centered.....

Sigh.....

Guest

well now we got some new kids to add to the list...
whitney
jhitney
W
incest
crystal meth
international harvester
birthday

frys_red_jacket

the only normal name there is whitney

Cloverfield

birthday

Guest

Really. I thought it wsa international harvester

gort

And what happened to the one kids' eye???

I wanna know!!!

Cloverfield

What kid would that be?

frys_red_jacket

i didn't know there was anything wrong with one his kids eyes, mind you there's so many of them you can't really tell

Cloverfield

Yh, thats what i was thinking. But gort doesnt usually lie.

gort

Newest episode.....one of the kids had an eye-patch throughout the entire show.

Sorry you haven't seen it yet.

Gurman169

Yeah last sunday did u notice the color and stuff looked alot clearer and more detailed kind of like the movie looks

Cloverfield

gort

I know!!

It IS kind of thoughtless to post about new episodes whaen so many members can't see them right away!!

Oh well.......

Cloverfield

EVIL!

gort

I'm not evil.......Welch television is!!! LOL

Maybe I'm a leeeeeeetle bit evil.......