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gort · Coptalk

Okay....I just drove to my post office. The sheriff station is on the way, and I followed a sheriff to the post office....and he failed to use his turn signal ( my number 1 pet peeve....child murder is a close second)...As I got out of my truck, we were walking in at the same time.

SO......I tell him..."Hey!! You didn't use your signal turning in here!!!"

He glared at me for a second, and then chuckled....and apologised, sort of!!

Hehehehe....I love it!!

Any good cop stories out there?
And I don't mean cop-bashing stories.....

1B-DI

When I was living in Seattle, my cousin and I were driving down the highway when my car died just outside of SeaTac airport. We were stranded there on the side of the road, no phone, no idea of what to do. After probably the longest 15 or 20 minutes of my life, a cop drove down and asked us what had happened. He let us use his cell phone to call my aunt and drove us to a Denny's so we wouldn't have to stay out in the dark. I thought that was kind of cool.

Olikunmissile

lol, i have seen a traffic warden get a parking ticket! funny stuff!

Cloverfield

No way, that must have been so funny.

Olikunmissile

i pi$$ed my self laguhing, she went up to her car in uniform, and there was a ticket! her face was a picture!

1B-DI

Awesome

Olikunmissile

it was, i wished i had a camera!

1B-DI

This doesn't have anything to do with cops, but I was driving downtown one day and saw a guy checking himself out in a window, I about died, it was soooo funny.

Olikunmissile

gort

Well......if we're gonna do that.....

On my wedding day, the limo stopped to get gas on the way to the reception, and as I stepped out, my VERY recent ex-girlfriend was pumping gas right in front of me.

I slipped, and fell.....in an oil puddle. Right in front of her.

Downhill from there, really....

1B-DI

Oh no!!!

That's tragic!

Olikunmissile

damn thats just unlucky

gort

You have NO idea, my friend!!!

Sigh........

Olikunmissile

lol, i can imagine...

gort

Okay...different rant....I'm watching the news now....

A guy was driving 110 miles per hour.....hit a car...police chasing....hits a guy on sidewalk...tears off his arm...guy dies....bad guy crashes into building and, after a fight with police, is arrested. This was all on video.

Okay.
Here's my beef.

He just plead NOT guilty in court today!!!

Sigh......

I need a gun....

1B-DI

That is so wrong.

gort

This is one reason why I'm not all, sunshine rainbows I love unicorns guy!!

Sad world.......oh well......

Beauty flows all around us!!

Guest

See it is a sad world, but it doesnt have to be unicorns and rainbows. more like cows and snow

gort

Or warthogs and sleet....
I see what you're saying....Hmmm....

Guest

If you see what im saying then you must be special. I dont even know what i was saying

1B-DI

I like the cows and snow idea.

Yay cows!!

gort

How was dinner?

Cows, with a snow back?

MMMMM!!!!!

1B-DI

It was good. We went out for Chinese, then came home for presents and cake. Got a $25 card to Starbucks, a $25 card to Barnes & Noble, and a new cell phone!

gort

See!!!!!

LOOT!!!!

YAY!!!
I hope you had a perfect day, sweety!!!

(although, with a new phone, I gotta say....you never call!! LOL)

1B-DI

Well, the phone calling works both ways you know!! LOL

It was a pretty good day all around. Good friends, yummy food, and presents....

And my new phone has a camera, so I can spy on people and take pictures now, hehehe.....

gort

I'm so glad you had a good day!!!!

With time left over for little 'ol us...at the forum!!!

frys_red_jacket

1B-DI

If I remember right, this guy was pretty young and good-looking, but it cracked me up! The windows were like one-way mirrors, and I could imagine the people on the other side just losing it. HA!

frys_red_jacket

id be in hysterics

gort

Sometimes you have to make sure you don't have spinach stuck in your hair....

LOL

frys_red_jacket

not when you're practically bald