bending_unit_22
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Favorite Zapp quotesIt would be a extremely long list of all of my favoritte Zapp quotes so I'll just put one.
"Kif, I mated with a woman. Inform the men!"
Now put your favorites starting..................now!
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Gazereths
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Mine is : "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised"
Or : "As we all know , the key to victory is the element of surprise.......SURPRISE" Then drops 'em out of the space ship!!! LMAO
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bending_unit_22
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How could I forget this one.
Leela: Someone should teach you a lesson.
Zapp : Well, if it's a lesson in love, watch out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?
Kif : Ugh..."Sexlexia".
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frys_red_jacket
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Zapp : "Don't blame yourself, Kif. We were doomed from the start. I guess all that remains now is for the captain to go down with the ship. "
Kif : "That's surprisingly noble of you, sir."
Zapp : "No, it's noble of you, Kif. As of now, you're in command. Congratulations, Captain"
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Pazuzu
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"I am the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan at your service!" (Where the Buggalo Roam)
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1B-DI
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"Call me cocky, but if there's an alien out there I can't kill I haven't met him and killed him yet."
"If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards…Checkmate!"
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gort
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"If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards…Checkmate!"[/quote]
Thanks for posting my favorite.
Easier on my little posting fingers. 
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1B-DI
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No prob, mera dost.
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gort
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I don't speak chinese.
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1B-DI
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That was Hindi. It means, "my friend."
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gort
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AH-HA!! I knew it wasn't Chinese, ya know...
Why are you so 'Indian-ified'? I think cultural awareness is cool...don't get me wrong!!
But what triggered this in you? Are you East Indian??
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1B-DI
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I do want to say sorry for mentioning India so much....I just really loved it there. I spent two months there a couple years ago and it really changed my perspective on a lot of things.
And the guys love me there. Especially the Sikh guys. 
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gort
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No need to apologise.....I'm the same way with Japanese stuff....and I've never been there!!
( martial arts influence I guess )
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1B-DI
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Japan FREAKING ROCKS. I had a friend in high school who was an exchange student from Tokyo, she was so cute! LOL
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gort
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Hi.
( yes )
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frys_red_jacket
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*cough 'off topic' cough*
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gort
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Just a 45 second conversation......we're done now.
And have learned valuable stuff.....mera dost Red.......!
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frys_red_jacket
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mera what??
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bending_unit_22
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What were we talking about again? Oh yeah now I remember. Someone think of something funny Zapp said.
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frys_red_jacket
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"The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in."
shocking but quite funny LOL
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gort
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Mera Dost.........BD told me above that it means 'my friend' in Hindi....
I have a hard time remembering Zapp quotes....you're all doing fine without me!!
All I picture is poor, sweet, helpless, sad Kiff.........sighing and mumbling! *sobs*
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Gazereths
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"What makes a good man go neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?"
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Gazereths
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"I see, does she by any chance give the crew members spankings?"
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1B-DI
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I love it in "Amazon Women in the Mood" when the Amazonian is tightening the belt around Zapp's neck, and he keeps asking for it to be tighter, then he says, "Perhaps a hard spanking is in order?" and she punches him in the ass.
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jle1993
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Leela:...and its pronounced Champagne
Zapp: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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frys_red_jacket
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zapp is such a perv
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futurama rules
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you got thet right
"I am the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan at your service!"
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beccal1993
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Erm my favourite thing zapp said is "Would you care for some champagne" but said champagne wrong so it sounded like cham-pag-en
lol
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gort
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Then he cries when Leela tells him about it!! LOL
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jle1993
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Zapp is like a big baby that has perverted tendencies
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beccal1993
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lol yeh a little child inside
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gort
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| jle1993 wrote: | | Zapp is like a big baby that has perverted tendencies |
Sounds like Gort, to me. LOL
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jle1993
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Yeah, but Gorts a nice guy who makes me laugh, Zapp's a pig
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gort
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AWWWWW
Shucks, m'am.... 
I like it when Zapp calls Fry and Bender 'Wingus and Dingus'...ha!!
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jle1993
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*claps hands together* I made Gort blush, and what a pretty sight that is!
And yeah, I like it when he's started a suicide mission and says: What did you think I meant be absolute loyalty?
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