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gort

Gort is a wuss

Well.....I'm crying right now.
Yup...karate man, bar fighter Gort is crying.

On my local news they just had a story where a soldier got back from Iraq, after 7 months, and surprised his 6 year lod son during his class at school.......it was SO happy/sad it almost killed me!!!

F**KING STUPID WAR

What a great thing to see on tv though....*sniff*....*sob*....

Gort.....you big baby!!!!!!
LOL
Olikunmissile

hey, i would love to be able to cry, instead i bottle it all up untill i pop
Pariah

Wow man. That would be awesome if my dad did that. I don't know my dad though so doesn't matter.

Stupid bush. LESS BUSH, MORE TREES!

Ohh man I wish I could have seen that.
Olikunmissile

meh, i knew my dad, not all that really
gort

It was pretty touching....but I wonder about the six year olds whose dads and moms aren't coming home at all........


Dude...I'm gonna have to lock this thread before it kills me....


Nah...
Pariah

Well they all live with it and for those who don't they let it get to them and ruined themselves.
Olikunmissile

a point you have there
Pariah

Hmm, yes strong in the force I am.
Olikunmissile

ok then
Pariah

Well then phone is ringing. I got post to reply to. No more points to be made. good bye.
Olikunmissile

good bye
gort

Sounds like you're blaming the victims!!!!


Oh well.....lot of that going on lately in the world....


Sigh.......
Olikunmissile

yea, this place sucks!
gort

Wait.......what place???

You mean the world, right??

Not the forum??

Just go and see more hummingbirds and never watch the news......you'll be alright!
1B-DI

I'm crying there with ya Gort
gort

BD...my muse......you should have seen the news story.....

Sheesh!!

They even warned viewers it would be a kleenex moment.....'I was all...."whatever...grrr....I be tough boy...grrr..."

Nope.

Was a thing of beauty.

*sniff*
1B-DI

Awwww.....*wipes away a tear*
gort

Inside my outer crunchy shell, I'm creamy nougat....

I'm a softy...all the way!

I'll pet the puppy, but beat the crap outta the biker who kicks the same puppy!!!

Grr...awww...grr...awww...grrr.awww.....
1B-DI

A guy with heart...that's nice
gort

I, madam, am indeed that rarest of gentleman....

Tough...kind....strong....caring....

Hell...I buy flowers, write poetry, give backrubs, support womens rights, am a good listener,cook and treat ladies like equal partners.....

Of course....I'm single.......

Sheesh.
1B-DI

Well dammit, what the hell are you doing in San Diego! Get up here!
gort

Nah.......I'm done with it all....

After a mere 3 or 4 hundred girls........I give up.


I'm cozy here alone....
1B-DI

*sigh* Alright....
gort

I'm not even lying either.....long story.




Long......fun, story.
Cloverfield

baby
gort

Meh......as Jack Handey says....

"It takes a big man to cry....but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man"

Wah. Wah.

Freakin' wah.
1B-DI

Awwwww...

Pariah

Nice way to cry.

Wah. Wah.

Freakin' wah.
gort

Yup. Yup.

Freakin' yup.
Pariah

Its uhh really manly.

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