Gurman169
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Hans MolemanYou can use this section to talk about Hans and ONLY Hans.
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ironik
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i love how every thing bad on the show happens to him i love it lol 
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Gurman169
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Yea, everything he is in, is funny.
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Cloverfield
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Like when Homer runs over him.
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ironik
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hans moleman presents man getting hit by football
then he gets hit in the groin by a football LOL
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Sweetened Angel
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yeah i love him too. lol
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Ryvul
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This guy's like Kenny McCormick in the old school South Park, but funnier because the unfortunate events are more whack.
"A gang of hooligans hung my shoes on the telephone wire, with me in them!"
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ironik
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yeah except he never dies or at least they never show him die
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bitemyshinymetalass
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I was just gonna say that! A man of his age and he still isn't dead after it all! Although, doesn't he say in one episode he's actually very young...
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Cloverfield
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Yeah, he gets run over and everything. I remember when he's driving that mobile home up the hill and Homer nudges him and it tips over and blows up etc
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frys_red_jacket
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i remember when homer brings him home seen as he can't get bart back and tells marge to kiss him cos he tastes like a peanut
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Cloverfield
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Yeah
'Cowabunga dudes' and he has barts skateboard LOL
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frys_red_jacket
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and marge goes "i want that thing out out of here" lol
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Cloverfield
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Haha, gotta love it. He's so unloved 
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gort
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"Are they saying boo or boo-urns?"
"I was saying boo-urns"lol
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bitemyshinymetalass
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isn't he only thirty-ish? i remember him saying in one eppy drugs or alcohol made him look like he does....
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gort
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Really?? Yikes!! Which episode??
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bitemyshinymetalass
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I don't remember, but wait there, i'll go find some proof.....
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bitemyshinymetalass
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| Quote: | | Hans Moleman is the retconned name of the character. According to the episode "Principal Charming", his name was Ralph Melish, which is a reference to a Monty Python character. The Adventures of Ralph Mellish appears on the Monty Python album The Monty Python Matching Tie and Handkerchief. He is a 4 ft 4 in (1.3 m) 140 lb (63 kg) mole-like man with extremely bad luck. Although apparently elderly, he claims to be only 31 years old (his driver's license says he was born August 2, 1961), but due to his heavy drinking, he appears much older. He has cataracts and is almost entirely blind (which has severely impaired his reading ability) and has used medical marijuana. He carries a brown cane with him everywhere, which has once been shown to contain a hidden sword within it. Like several other characters (Sea Captain, Comic Book Guy, The Yes-Guy) in recent years, his real name fell into disuse as the show moved away from James L. Brooks-guided realism. |
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gort
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Where is that from? The web-site I posted?
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bitemyshinymetalass
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no, that is from his wikipedia article.
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gort
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Cool....
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bitemyshinymetalass
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yup, very, although it means he could be 43, 31 or somewhere in his 80's, lol!
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frys_red_jacket
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i watched one the other day and he was mistaken for a dead person lmao
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gort
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He has worse luck than poor Gil....
They should get an apartment together, maybe...
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Cloverfield
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Cowabunga dudes.
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frys_red_jacket
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LMAO!!!!
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gort
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Don't have a cow, Smokey-man
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Cloverfield
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He tastes and looks like a peanut
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gort
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An old, stale, beatup behind the couch peanut.........with hair on it!!
Course that wouldn't stop Homer from kissing him......lol
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Cloverfield
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Nah, i can't believe he thought it was Bart
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