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| gort |
HEY...ALL MEMBERSI just wanted to say thanks to everyone for all the posting fun I've been having...since I joined only a week ago, you've all re-kindled my love for the show...I think I've re-watched EVERY episode at least twice since I joined ( right now I'm watching 'A Tale Of Two Santas"..."Please, please don't send me any more bicycles...the one you shot at me with your bicycle gun last year REALLY tore up my insides" LOFL...anyway...Gort thanks you much and I hopes to keep hearing from all 'yall... |
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| Cloverfield |
I'm glad you have enjoyed posting here gort. It is great to have you onboard the FFF and it will be here every day of the year 24/7 for you and all your posting needs 
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| Gazereths |
Yes...thank YOU gort for being such a great member!!!!!
"Please bring me a casket for grandpa...you choked him on a chestnut last year and he's beginning to smell a lot like Xmas if you know what i mean" LOL |
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| gort |
You are welcome...
The little girl gets hit by a bike anyway...at the end...Bender laughs LMFAO |
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| Metter192 |
yay me!!! | ||
| Cloverfield |
???????????? |
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| Gazereths |
What are you on about metter? | ||
| gort |
On ABOUT....or just on? | ||
| Cloverfield |
Huh??? | ||
| gort |
I was thinking he wasn't GOING on about something....maybe he's just ON something!!
LOL sorta |
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| Gazereths |
Yeah maybe he's on a mind altering substance!!! | ||
| gort |
..........ya think? | ||
| Gazereths |
I hope so!!! Maybe MDNA..or Acid? Give me some!!!!!! Maybe he has been to harvest some magic mushrooms!!! LOL
Only Joking metter!! |
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| gort |
First...it's mdMa and second...don't put that CRAP in your body dude....I kinda like ya...think you're a good guy....don't change my mind...
Guess ya gotta take people for who they are.....rats!! |
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| Gazereths |
I was only joking my friend!! I never would!!!!! | ||
| gort |
COOOOOL! Good news everyone....Gaz is not an idiot!
I wouldn't either................................................................anymore |
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| Gazereths |
Well yeah!!! .......Ive done my time!! at that sorta thing!!! LOL | ||
| gort |
Yea....my 'twenties' were freakin EPIC.....I need a time machine so I can go back and slap me around a little!! | ||
| Gazereths |
Yeah it would be good to go back and erase a few of the stupid mistakes we've made..But we wouldn't be the people we are today without those mistakes..Have you ever seen the ST TNG episode called 'Tapestry' ? it would end up like that!! | ||
| gort |
ST TNG?????? What that? And.....it's 1;30 am where you are? Here, it's only 5:30 in the afternoon........we live in opposite land... | ||
| Gazereths |
Star Trek The Next Generation...I know....Geek!!!!!! | ||
| gort |
Hey...people like what they like.......
Some adults ACTUALLY watch cartoons!!! Can you believe it??!! JEEZ....what dorks... |
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| Gazereths |
I know....what a load of charlies....watching cartoons!!!! | ||
| gort |
You can call me Chuckie...Charlies is too formal.... | ||
| Gazereths |
OK chuckie!!! LOL Charlie is rhyming slang for DORK....Well its MY rhyming slang!!!! 
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| 1B-DI |
I would just like to say that I am a devoted fan of Star Trek: TNG and ever since I started watching it, Futurama got funnier. | ||
| stof |
LOL | ||
| Metter192 |
nO i WAS SAYNG HOW THE op Said we were all great so I said yay me for being great | ||
| gort |
Oh...NOW that makes more sense Metter...! | ||
| Cloverfield |
Yeah, it didn't before.
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| jle1993 |
I am no longer confused | ||
| gort |
Just wait a while....we'll confuse you again!!
Or at least...try.... |
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| jle1993 |
I am unconfuseable....sorta | ||
| gort |
We'll see about that...
What goes up a chimney up Down a chimney down But it won't go down a chimney up Confused?? |
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| jle1993 |
Nope, I just don't know the answer 
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| gort |
You're no fun.....that's the best riddle........EVER!!!!!
Anyone know?? |
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| Cloverfield |
Nope | ||
| gort |
I can't believe you don't care to know! It's a great stumper...easy answer...you can win TONS of bets in bars....
beer ahoy!!!!! |
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| Metter192 |
so...whats the answer?! | ||
| gort |
NUH-UH....I want people to guess....if nobody does by next weekend...I'll spill the beans... | ||
| Metter192 |
Nerhxt week!!!!????
Pm me the answer Peas |
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| gort |
NO!
Next week...patience is an admirable quality.....try and figure it out!! Use your common sense........uh-oh |
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| Pazuzu |
It's an umbrella isn't it? | ||
| Metter192 |
aha!!!
Its an umbrella |
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| gort |
Pazuzu ROCKS!!!
In 20 years of my asking that question ( riddle ), I've had only ONE person answer it within 5 minutes of hearing it! We're off topic now...otherwise I would ask how far you can walk into the forest... Hmmmm.... |
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| Metter192 |
I said it too though.... | ||
| gort |
YUP...right after Pazuzu......
How about the 'walking into the forest' thing?? Anyone?? |
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| bitemyshinymetalass |
i totally do not get this lol. gort, explanation, please, lol, i'm slow? 
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| frys_red_jacket |
don't worry he's no where near as complicating as someone else we could all mention lol | ||
| bitemyshinymetalass |
lol who would that be? | ||
| frys_red_jacket |
metter lol, no offence to him though,its just that half his posts don't make any sense | ||
| bitemyshinymetalass |
lol, poor guy! | ||
| gort |
That was a reference to my earlier riddle.....how far can you walk into the forest...I'm trying to keep metter busy so he stays out of trouble.
Plus, as usual, I think I'm taking us WAY off topic..... |
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| bitemyshinymetalass |
yes, lol! | ||
| gort |
So answer and get me out of trouble with Smokey...he's gunning for me anyway...Gort lives off-topic i guess....by mistake!!
Answer! |
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| bitemyshinymetalass |
You lost me a while back m8, i'm just posting along politely
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| gort |
Gotcha! |
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| bitemyshinymetalass |
yeah..... got me? | ||
| gort |
NO....I mean: I understand. | ||
| bitemyshinymetalass |
oh, ok, gotcha
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| gort |
Got me?
kidding! |
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| bitemyshinymetalass |
lol, for some reason i fell we're going round in circles :p | ||
| Pazuzu |
The walking through a forest thing: Half way I seem to recall | ||
| bitemyshinymetalass |
I totally didn't understand his forest thing so gave up lol! | ||
| Pazuzu |
I've heard quite a lot of riddles, so I can answer most of them... I have one for you gort, or anyone else who would care to try:
A box without hinges, key or lid but golden treasure inside is hid (taken from The Hobbit by JRR Tolkien) |
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| bitemyshinymetalass |
may i answer cos i've got the answer.... | ||
| Pazuzu |
you may answer | ||
| bitemyshinymetalass |
a beeshive/honeycomb | ||
| Pazuzu |
That is not the correct answer | ||
| bitemyshinymetalass |
ah, course its not! I know the answer now! Its an egg! | ||
| Pazuzu |
It is indeed!
Another one from the hobbit for anyone This thing all things devours: Birds, beasts, trees, flowers; Gnaws iron, bites steel; Grinds hard stones to meal; Slays king, ruins town, And beats high mountain down. |
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| bitemyshinymetalass |
time | ||
| Metter192 |
Once again...Im confused | ||
| Pazuzu |
Indeed. I'm going to start a riddle contest thread (there was one but it died) come and post some riddles there! | ||
| Metter192 |
NooooOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||
| bitemyshinymetalass |
pazuzu- please do, i ran a moderately succesful riddle blog for a while! check it out, nick any riddles you want, lol!
www.zudayriddles.blogspot.com |
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| gort |
Wow!....I started a cool thing!! Pazuzu, once again, is causing me awe!!
The forest thing was right because once you go halfway, you're not walking into it....you are walking OUT of it!! Kinda like......how long is a piece of string? |
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