HOMERISMS

gort · HOMERISMS

what are some of your favorite sayings of Homer?

I'll start...
marge "Maggie's not afraid of bunnies..."

homer, shaking fist " she WILL be.."

icy

This one very obvious

Mmmmm *gurgles* doghnuts and

Doh !

gort

It still counts!!

I like it when he ends a really long sentence with "etc." instead of the last word of the sentence...( know what I mean? ) LOL

frys_red_jacket

i like it on the shinning one of treehouse of horror and he says "no tv and no beer make homer something something"

Cloverfield

Go Crazy?
Don't mind if i do fgtdrgfsdghtrhgbvdxcv bfxbxvc LOL

gort

LOL...

" I'm like Jesus, but not in a sacreligious way....." dancing while chained to pole...

frys_red_jacket

beano2

when he sing homer homer simpson
hes the greatest guy in history
u nooo the rest

frys_red_jacket

from the town of springfield
he's about to hit a chestnut tree aaaaahhhh!!!! lol
i was only watching that one yesterday

icy

gort

" cleaning my gun with the safety off...safety off...safety off..."

From one of my favorite episodes!!

Oh wait..here's another of my all time faves ( I say it ALL the time in conversations! )

*gunstore owner to Homer* "there's a three day waiting period pal"

*Homer* "But I'm mad NOW!!"

icy

lol

ICY STOP SPAMMING!!!!!!!!!!!---Gaz

Sawbucks

I love:

"But, Barney, to fly a helicopter, you have to be sober. It's not like driving a car."

"Go suck a bible"

And when he says something and someone questions it, and says "We'll talk"
(eg Homer - "Do the words executive prodcuer mean anything to you?"
Mel Gibson - "Executve producer?"
Homer - "We'll talk")

gort

Ok...here's another of my faves...

*executive* " have you had lunch? You like Thai?"

*Homer* " tie good...you like shirt?"

LMFAO

frys_red_jacket

LMAO that makes me laugh every time i see that episode

Sawbucks

Is that the Max Power episode? I remember I laughed so much at that!!!

gort

Yes it is....Homer sings the Max Power song like Goldfinger.....HAR!!

Sawbucks

Lol, I loved that! And then when Burns walks in and says "Keep up the good work, Max!" And Homer/Max says "Mr Power!"

"Ah, yes, of course. Mr Power..."

Gazereths

"You don't snuggle with Max Power...you strap your self in and feel the G's" LMAO

"Hooty McBoob"

gort

Here's another...

" Oh no....my car hole!!!

Gazereths

"That's what you get for not Hailing to the chimp" LMAO again

gort

Homer loves his monkey, alright....

Except in the diamond mine episode when he says " Quick...somebody light this monkey on fire!!"

Gazereths

Yeah that is a seriously funny part!!!

"And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?" LOL

gort

" Facts are meaningless...they can used to prove anything!"

Gort actually has that on a Homer pillow.....(nerd)

Gazereths

I have some socks with "If it's hard to do it's not worth doing"

frys_red_jacket

when he meets the aliens - "Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!" LOL

Cloverfield

LMAO, i don't remember that bit.

frys_red_jacket

it was in treehouse of horror vii, the citizen kang episode

Cloverfield

Ohh, i havn't seen that episode in a while.

gort

HAR!!! Gaz has Simpsons socks!!

AND...by some miracle....a girlfriend!!LOL

gort

Here's another, although it is said by Cheif Wiggum, I think it fits here...

*Homer, being arrested*..."D'OH!!"

*Wiggum*..."Yeah...that's what they ALL say...they all say D"oh..."

frys_red_jacket

lol, that was pretty funny!

here's one i heard yesterday
"the dolls trying to kill me and the toasters been laughing at me!" LOL

Gazereths

gort

That means I'm jealous...I've been looking for Simpsons sheets in the right size...THAT should ensure no dating for a while!!

And, no

I don't wanna be clamped, thank you though...

Gazereths

LOL..why not?

hard to get a double size in simpsons sheets is it???

gort

Actually...it IS hard to find them! Do you think they make Futurama sheets? That would be cool!

It's none of your business what size my bed is!!!!!!

Yeah, it is......full. Now you know WAY to much LOL

gort

Okay...the Simpsons episode on tv tonight ( that I'm watching right now ) is where Homer starts the day-care center....

*Homer*..." I'll make a super hybrid pet...one with the loyalty of a cat and the cleanliness of a dog"

ROFLMAO

frys_red_jacket

LOL, ive not seen that episode in a while.
here's one from one i watched yesterday

homer to bart - "young man, seen as you broke grandpas teeth he gets to break yours" LMAO!!!

gort

Yeah....and Homers' wound GROWS over Ralphs' hand when he touches it!!

COOL!

frys_red_jacket

that bit actually made me feel sick lol

gort

It looked raspberry to me!!!!!

GAG.....

sorry...but it did.

frys_red_jacket

ewww! now i am gonna be sick

gort

Ok ok ok ok..............................it's not raspberry!!!! Sorry about that Red!!

cherry?

Gazereths

I like the scabs over his eyes!...They look like crisps..MMMMMMMMMMMM Tasty

gort

Oh yea....from laser surgery!!
This is making me hungry for crisps with raspberry jelly on them!

Did Bart get a tatoo in that episode, Gaz?

Gazereths

Im not sure.......but that tatt was cool

mother.....what a dingus

gort

Tonights' show

Homer makes a commercial...
Voice over says..." warning....use may cause loss of scalp or penis "
Homer..." What did he say about my scalp??! )

Wow.....priorities, man......priorities! LOL

frys_red_jacket

bitemyshinymetalass

*treehouse of horror intro*

this........is myyyyyyyy voice........... on ttttttttttttttv.............

frys_red_jacket

"i never apologise lisa, im sorry but thats just the way i am" (the garbage man one) and "sorry i wasn't listening, i was just lost in your eyes" (he actually said this to a teenager LOL!!!!)

bitemyshinymetalass

*homer is surprised*

(fast) arh!

gort

I LOVE that one Red!!! It makes Gort chuckle!!

bitemyshinymetalass

i don't think i've ever seen it, like so many others, lol!

gort

You a bigger Futurama fan Bitey?

bitemyshinymetalass

yes, just, i love em both almost equally...

i'm also a massive fan of red dwarf.

gort

What is that? A short Indian? LOL

I know.....it's a show.
A show I've never seen.

bitemyshinymetalass

Oh, really, you should dude. EXTREMELY funny!!!!!!

gort

Is that the show they made a movie from? Under a defferent title? Know what I mean?

bitemyshinymetalass

no theres never been a movie. theres been 8 series, and its a kinda space thing. really really funny, you should give it a watch.

gort

You sure? There was some show I heard was great....and a movie was made...Serendipity or something...ring any bells?

bitemyshinymetalass

Nope, definitely. They were thinking of making a movie to solve the cliffhanger the 8th series ended on in 1999, but for 7 years they ain't been able to make a decision....

frys_red_jacket

frys_red_jacket

gort

What am I thinking, then??

bitemyshinymetalass

red- they said if they couldn't make film they'd make ninth series, but no sign of that either

gort

See, now this is something to discuss in the chat or movie area....I wanna know what movie I mean!!! ( that make sense? )

bitemyshinymetalass

so.... you're allowed to talk about serendipity, but we have to go to movie zone? summat like that?

SERENDIPITY:
On a bustling shopping day in winter, Jonathan meets Sara when both try to buy the same pair of gloves. Two strangers amid the masses in NYC, their paths collide in the mad holiday rush as they feel a mutual attraction. Despite the fact that each is involved in another relationship, Jonathan and Sara spend the evening travelling Manhattan. But when the night reaches its inevitable end, the two are forced into determining some kind of next step. When the smitten Jonathan suggests an exchange of phone numbers, Sara balks and proposes an idea that will allow fate to take control of their future. If they are meant to be together, she tells him, they will find their way back into one another's life.

The majority of the film takes place seven years later, and consists largely of repeated "almost coincidences" where the two romantic leads almost, but not quite, meet. (One character is seen walking in to one door of a building at the exact same instant as the other character walks out of a different door in the same building, etc).

The film is named after the real-life restaurant "Serendipity III" (see External Links, below) which is featured in the film as the site of the couple's first date.