Gazereths
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If you could be any character....From futurama...who would you be and why...????
I would be Hermes so i could fire people for fun!!! 
Not really i would be fry...to be able to see two different time periods that far apart must be awesome!!!!
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gort
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Amy.....so I could have a nice evening.
Alone.
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bending_unit_22
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It all depends for me. Certain characters have disadvantages that makes me don't want to be them like Fry's stupidity or Zoidberg's pathetic life. But they do have advantages too. Like Leela has a great personality and Fry got to live in two time periods.
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gort
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I can't believe you didn't say Bender!!! 
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bending_unit_22
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How could I forget my Bender? I would love to be Bender! Flexo too. I can't believe I forgot about the cutest bending units on the show! Flexo because of his looks and Bender because of his personality.
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gort
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Thought so!!!
Whew....that's better!!!
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Gazereths
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In fact i would be Richard nixon's head..when he gets the cool robot body....puts benders to shame!!
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bending_unit_22
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So you want to go "aroooooooo" all day? Because that's what Nixon's head would do. I wonder how it would feel like to be Morbo too. I can destroy people.
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Guest
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But if you were Morbo youd be stuck on this news show that he obvioulsy doesnt wanna be on
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1B-DI
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I would want to be Fry because of the whole being frozen thing...but I'd also want to be Leela, because having one eye just sounds too interesting to pass up, and Amy so I'd know what it's like to be cute, rich, and popular.
I can't pick just one!! AAAACK!
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Cloverfield
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| gort wrote: | Amy.....so I could have a nice evening.
Alone. |
Need i say anymore, though being Bender would also be pretty cool.
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Guest
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Well youd want to be older Amy. As we all know young Amy wsa a fat awkward girl
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jle1993
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I wanna be Leela, she's like me in some ways so it'd be the easiest character for me to ajust to
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Pazuzu
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Pazuzu of course! 
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Guest
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Well that one came as a shock
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Gazereths
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Would you tell the story of how you won your freedom?
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bending_unit_22
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What about being Calculon? I'll have my own show.
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Guest
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But youll be very very very old and have to repeatedly change your name
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bending_unit_22
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Calculon ain't that old is he? I don't keep track of their ages.
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Guest
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in the honking episode he wsa i think around 1000 years old cus he helped build project satan
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Pazuzu
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| Gazereths wrote: | | Would you tell the story of how you won your freedom? |
Well of course I would i mean duuuu-uuuu-uuuuh! (Has to be said to that it starts on one pitch, then goes down in pitch and back up!)
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Gazereths
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| TheFreeForAll wrote: | | in the honking episode he wsa i think around 1000 years old cus he helped build project satan |
His bio says he's 27...lies lies!!! LOL
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jle1993
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He's an actor, what do you expect?
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bending_unit_22
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How long has All My Circuits been on? That should give you an idea of how old he is.
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Guest
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no im telling you he says hes really old like around 1000 in the honking
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Gazereths
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Yeah...he upgrades his appearance every few decades to avoid suspicion..He was all of history's greatest acting robots..... Acting unit 0.8...thespomat...David duchovny!!! LOL
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Gurman169
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BENDER
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frys_red_jacket
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id love to be leela, i want her kick ass moves
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gort
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Maybe I'll switch to Cubert.
And prove my self worth.
mean people...
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Gurman169
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Santa Clause
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1B-DI
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| gort wrote: | Maybe I'll switch to Cubert.
And prove my self worth.
mean people... |
There's a lost cause...
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gort
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As Cubert, I vow to find a place where I can love and be loved!!
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1B-DI
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Well, good luck with that.... 
That does, of course, mean that you're out of jle's kingdom. By royal decree.
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gort
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That's okay......Scruffy is a friend of mine, so he would finance my travels!!
Hah!!!
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1B-DI
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Oh, the intrigue!
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bending_unit_22
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I wonder how it would probably feel to be Zoidberg. I could help him be more assertive and stop having people push him around. If they mess with him then he can just snap their heads off.
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gort
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Plus, no more annoying 'grooming' or learning stuff!!!
Same with Fry, I guess....Hmmmm....
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1B-DI
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It'd be cool to be Scruffy and have that pink hairdo...except I don't like pink. I'd make it purple or blue, I think.
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gort
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*Scruffys' voice*
Scruffy don't cotton ta blue, much.
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1B-DI
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I could totally imagine him saying that.
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Cloverfield
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One of my best quotes is something like (when he's talking about Bender)
"I've never seen him like this...or ever before"
When Bender isn't being recognised.
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wwwwNAMEwwww
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i would want 2 be the guy who they try to put leela on a date w/ who has evolved beyond the need for a body. it would be cool to be an energy cloud.
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gort
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Yay....an even 100 posts!!!
( pssst....you can only have 1 avatar, though...you have to choose our ranking system or Wolverine. Can't have both...)
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Cloverfield
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I think all our threads reach 100 posts
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1B-DI
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I think he was talking about wwwwNAMEwwww
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Cloverfield
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Good point.  lol
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gort
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She is correct....I was!
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Gazereths
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I'd want to be old man waterfall...so i could make a flag of my own skin and hoist it with my own intestines!! LOL
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1B-DI
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That's icky. Ew.
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bending_unit_22
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I can be Hypnotoad and controll people. All hail me!
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gort
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Gaz is CLEARLY in trouble here.........LOL
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Gazereths
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*hails to the hypnotaod*.....I see no one has chosen to be zoidberg...not suprising!!
Being lrr would be good...you'd get to invade all kinds of alien worlds...And use "human horn"....Also elzarr would be good...imagine what you could do with four hands..wey hey!!!
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bending_unit_22
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I just said that I'll be Zoidberg in one of my previous posts. Looks like somebody hasn't been reading. I'm sure Hypnotoad will take care of that.
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gort
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She's harsh, Gaz........................be careful!!!! LOL
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bending_unit_22
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I'm not hypnotoad anymore. I'm Bender now. And Bender has absolutely nothing to do with this.
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Gazereths
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Yeah i cant be arsed to read all the post's sorry...But ive just come from the pub so the screen looks slightly hazy.....But you said you would wonder how it would feel to be him..not that you WOULD be him..
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bending_unit_22
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Oops. Well I meant that I would be him so I can make him stand up to people who bash on him.
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1B-DI
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I don't think I could get used to the claws. That would be weird.
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bending_unit_22
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But with claws you can chop things. You won't have to look for scissors. But I'll only be him for about 5 minutes.
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1B-DI
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Well, I guess if it was only for 5 minutes I could handle it, but any longer and I'd go crazy. I like having opposable thumbs.
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Gazereths
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Would you fight in "claw plock"???
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bending_unit_22
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It depends on what someone does to me. But I'll let Zoidberg fight Hermes when I'm done being him. Then after that I'll be someone else.
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1B-DI
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Hell no! I'd lose for sure!
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gort
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Yes, I would!!!!!!! With YOU!!!!!
You drunk ass blurry little brother of mine.........bring it!!!! LOL
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1B-DI
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Oh hey!!! I'm Bender!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Gazereths
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Even if you had the giant nut crakers!!???
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bending_unit_22
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Everyone's getting my precious Bender! I have to get to him quickly! Anyway congratulations on getting my #! bending unit.
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Gazereths
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| gort wrote: | Yes, I would!!!!!!! With YOU!!!!!
You drunk ass blurry little brother of mine.........bring it!!!! LOL |
I get first choice of weapons..I choose the shrimp fork...LOL..But be warned...im a highly desirablre male...stuffed with jelly...LOL
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bending_unit_22
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This I have to see. Bender will bring plenty of stuff you can throw too.
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gort
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Dude.
Not even a chance
Sorry, but it's true.
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Gazereths
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LOL...no chance huh? I beg to differ LOL
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gort
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Believe what you wish.......I've trained for years to deal with angry, drunk, bar guys!!!!
Ha!!
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Gazereths
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ah..but what about angry lobsters with giant nutcrakers...?
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gort
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What if I don't have giant nuts????
Wait...............................damn!!!!
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Gazereths
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yeah..there called the ball busters...
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bending_unit_22
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But you can get a nutcracker and crack Zoidberg out of his shell. That'll teach him.
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Gazereths
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Then eat him with plenty of melted butter...MMMM
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bending_unit_22
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But you'll want to give him a long bath first to wash off his smellyness.
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Gazereths
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Oh yeah...definately......Maybe a good soaking in brine LOL
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bending_unit_22
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It'll probably take weeks but it will be worth the wait. But whatever you do, DO NOT let Bender cook him for you! Unless you really like salt!
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Gazereths
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hmmm...maybe if he uses the secret ingredient..A little LSD...LOL
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jaseyboi
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Because im a bloke and im bloody discusting id have to be amy wong and oh boy what a day in bed with myself id have that day hahahahahaha
Joking aside i'd defo be bender......I dont think that needs explaining we all know what a crazy diamond bender is.
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Frenzy5iron
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Hedonismbot It be nice to eat all the time.
Let the Games Begin.
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1B-DI
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LOL...yeah, that would be nice. Just sit around and do enjoyable things all day long.
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gort
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Just like Gort.....
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Cloverfield
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Yes...just like you.
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1B-DI
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Hehehe, Gorty's a hedonist...
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BEB
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Hmmmmmmm........ Good question
Probably bender?
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gort
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| 1B-DI wrote: | | Hehehe, Gorty's a hedonist... |
You have NO idea, my friend!! At least...in my past!!
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1B-DI
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Sounds like good times!
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gort
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Um....in their own way.
We don't want to get into it!!! LOL
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frys_red_jacket
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LOL
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jle1993
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| gort wrote: | Um....in their own way.
We don't want to get into it!!! LOL |
Oh but we do...just not in this thread.
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gort
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Oh well...use your imagination!!
Which is a scary thing to say to Jle!!! lol
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jle1993
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Do you really wanna know what you just unleashed on my mind?
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gort
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Couldn't be worse than the truth....
Knock yourself out!!
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jle1993
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Later, if I come back tonight
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saiyanassassin
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if i could be any character lol yo i chose bender lol Xd lol
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Gazereths
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I changed my mind........ i would be preacher bot...so i could be a knife wielding bot of the cloth!!!! LOL
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mcneillj
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I want to be Lrr ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8. All hail me 
If I am Lrr than I order everyone to give me quarters, a million allowances worth of quarters (from everyone). But I will change my mind IF you make the people who started this to give me each a billion allowances worth of quarters. Bwa ha ha ha
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