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Pariah

If you had 24 hours to live

What if you only had 24 hours left to live? What would you do? What would you say?

I would tell all my freinds make my final post all over the internet. Do everything I could not do.
Olikunmissile

these are now just last dicth attempts to get to 1000 arnt they?

ah well, i would tell the girl i love that i love her...

you too jle

and steal a car, and do evreything that i want to do
Cloverfield

Quote:
ah well, i would tell the girl i love that i love her...


Yh, but i would carry it on a little further...
Olikunmissile

dude, i would shag her if there was 24 hours left to live
Pariah

Yes seems logical. I would do the same with the girl I love.
Olikunmissile

lol, its a good place to start anyways
Cloverfield

Olikunmissile wrote:
dude, i would shag her if there was 24 hours left to live

Thats what i was getting at.
Olikunmissile

hmm, lol not that difficult to get
gort

First....a long nap.

Then.....a light lunch, and....who knows???

Casual shopping day?
Watch cartoons?

Beat up my doctor???
Pariah

Im liking the beat up my doctor part.
gort

Well...yeah!!!
Duh!!
It's his fault!!

What kind of doctor can't give you more warning than 24 hours????

I gotta quit getting examined in alleys and vans......
Pariah

A doctor who is trying to kill you.

Well I guess thats what you get. I mean that guy in the alley offers you a great deal and thinking "hey thats great" you take the deal and next thing you know bam "You got 24 hours to live.
gort

Yes.


Bam.

Hilarious!!!
jle1993

If I had twentyfour hours to live I'd have a massive leaving party with everyone.
frys_red_jacket

me too, get more drunk then ive ever gotten in my life
jle1993

Yup, then you can pass happily unaware that you're dead.
gort

I wouldn't want to wake up dead AND with a hangover!!!

Not my first day!LOL
Pariah

That would suck. I rather would like to enjoy my last hours.
gort

Yeah....hangover in Heaven....


Or Hell......Hmmmm.....

Not plesant!
Olikunmissile

no way, could you imangine waking up next to the devil?
Pariah



What arree you yoou ralking about Im not drunk. and whats bob doing here.
Olikunmissile

bob? say whaa?
Pariah

I dunno Im drunk?
gort

Well, if you wake up next to the devil, one could assume you are 'friends'...lol

Better than enimies!!!
Olikunmissile

ok?
Pariah

You know it. MY Freinds the devil.
Olikunmissile

he ment friends like 'f**k buddies'
Pariah

I see now. *Steps back* Ill be off. *Runs away from devil*
Olikunmissile

lol, you better had, i hear you were doing him some 'favours'
Pariah

Ahh. No thanks I'm good.
Olikunmissile

okey dokey then
1B-DI

Yikes....

Well, if I had 24 hours to live, I'd probably cry first, take a loooong walk, and then party it up with my friends.
Gurman169

Probably party, do lots of Pranks and stunts for footage that would get me heart and just totally destroy everything in my town and go gta on it(only if I was going to die in a day)
Guest

but if you go gta on it you might die even faster.
and that woulnt be good
calumwhite

Get drunk. And the naughty
Olikunmissile

lol, i would get soooooo drunk, i wouldnt know the difference between naughty and nice
Guest

If i only had 24 hours to live i wouldnt care about the difference between naughty or nice
Olikunmissile

hmm, you have a point there!
frys_red_jacket

Gurman169 wrote:
Probably party, do lots of Pranks and stunts for footage that would get me heart and just totally destroy everything in my town and go gta on it(only if I was going to die in a day)


then all you need is to be told your 24 hour thing was a mistake and that you're actually gonna live
1B-DI

jle1993


Classic!
gort

I can see Zoidberg now.......

"There's been an.....um......mistake....."
*scuttles away*
Whoop whoop whoop....
1B-DI



Zoidberg: Hooray! You're going to live after all!

Patient: What?! Why you---(lunges after Zoidberg)
jle1993



Zoidberg: You're going to live!
Patient: WHAT!
Cop: You're going in for life.
Patiant: AHHHHH *faints*
gort

That's actually an old Twilight Zone episode!! LOL
jle1993

What is?
gort

A guy makes a deal with the Devil to be immortal.....kills people and is not afraid of the electric chair or hanging.

Twist ending is....he gets life in prison...

Ha!!

What you said reminded me of that....
jle1993

Ahh, I see!

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