John Zoidberg

Gurman169 · John Zoidberg

John Zoidberg or Zoidberg for short. He is the company doctor of the Planet Express Company.Dr Zoidberg left his home planet to become a rich doctor.He has a cousin Zoidfarb and an Uncle, Harold Zoid, who is a silent hologram star.

Gurman169

BEST CHARACTER HES SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY.

jle1993

I feel sorry for him. He cares and trys to be helpful and then people just walk all over him.

Gurman169

I know but he seems so pathetic

jle1993

He is pathetic, but in a sorry sort of way.

Cloverfield

SaveMeJeebus

I love Zoidberg, one of my fave characters.

http://www.pandora-s-box.net/juliette/urrazoidberg.gif

volcano_worshipper

He's awesome. Needs to learn how to assert himself. Why have claws and a hard shell if you are going to let people push you around?

jle1993

He's too nice to be assertive, he thinks if he lets people push him around then they'll like him. Poor Zoidy

Cloverfield

Yeah, poor zoidy

jle1993

All together now, ahhhhhhh

Cloverfield

ahhhhhh

jle1993

Pazuzu

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! (I'm a little slow sometimes!!!)

jle1993

Don't worry bout it

SaveMeJeebus

Zoidberg rocks!

jle1993

Well...I suppose his shell is rock hard

Malachi_Jr.

It's too bad none of the females want his male jelly.

SaveMeJeebus

Ohhh.

jle1993

urrrrrrrrrrrr

I feel sick now

SaveMeJeebus

Here's a bucket.

jle1993

Thanks *throws up*

SaveMeJeebus

Back to Zoidberg.

jle1993

Zoidberg is gross

SaveMeJeebus

...and funny,stupid and lovable.

jle1993

and pathetic

SaveMeJeebus

Wouldn't say that.

jle1993

He lets people walk all over him, hes pathetic

SaveMeJeebus

Let's not.

jle1993

Lets not what?

SaveMeJeebus

Walk over him.

jle1993

Squish squish

SaveMeJeebus

Haha

jle1993

I thought it was funny

SaveMeJeebus

Funny but Off topic.

jle1993

Not really, it was to do with Zoidberg in a weird way

SaveMeJeebus

Haha. Maybe.

jle1993

More like definatly

SaveMeJeebus

Zoidberg's so loneley...

Ace

SaveMeJeebus

Hehe yeah.

But Zoidberg sis a hillarious character.

jle1993

Very, but still pathetic

SaveMeJeebus

Take it you don't like him that much.

TScottRock

Zoidberg is effin awesome. Even Santa gave loves him.

jle1993

Its not that I don't like Zoidberg, I just dispise to fact that he doesn't stand up for himself

Cloverfield

LOL. Yeah, he is a pushover.

jle1993

pushover and walkover

Futurama-rama

Everyone loves Zoidberg

Deffinetly my favourite character.....

WOOP WOOP WOOP, WOOP WOOP!!

SaveMeJeebus

Gurman loves him too.

Aswell as Futurama rama and I

jle1993

I despise him

SaveMeJeebus

Don't be so mean.

jle1993

I can't help it, he pushs all my buttons in a bad way

SaveMeJeebus

Here take this smiley.

jle1993

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kevbaseballdude

hes so funny when he spazzes and when he walks like a crab. hahaha

SaveMeJeebus

Yeah and the noise he makes is hilarious.

Silver

I find him funny coz he is so innocent in a strange sort of way. Its more the way he acts than what he says.

Cloverfield

And his 'nooooooo' is soooo funny.

Silver

Oh yeah he does have his moments, I like the way he crys too.

Cloverfield

Yeah, that has me in stiches.

SaveMeJeebus

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/...ama%20zoidberg%20jaredhindman.jpg

Silver

Sorry but that link is a bit creepy.

SaveMeJeebus

It was supposed to be.

BTW If you want the link to watch all the episodes of Futurama pm SMokey or Gurman!

Ace

Didnt know Zoidbergs first name. Once again Im a little viser.

Silver

SaveMeJeebus

You're welcome.

Ace

Everyone whos nice and writes a lot receives the right to watch Futurama and Simpsons and Family Guy.

SaveMeJeebus

Ace

Cloverfield

Which Silver has now got.

Silver

Why thank you. *bows in respect*

Ace

Prepare to be VERY addicted to Futurama.

Cloverfield

mwo4life

i love zoidberg

Sweetened Angel

yeah me too.

Sonic

Zoidberg rocks! He's certainly not the best character, but he's awesome.

Cloverfield

I feel the same. Very funny, but still not the best.

Gurman169

Ace

Pazuzu

I like Zoidberg... He has some great lines!! I also like the Woop woop woop noises he makes when he runs away!!!
I also like the voice over he does at the end of love and rocket!
"As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar, a wondrous thing happened, why not. They vaporised into a mystical love radiation that spread across the universe, destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world. But one planet was at exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays, but not be destroyed by them: Earth. So all over the world, couples stood together in joy. And me, Zoidberg! And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been Valentine's Day. What? It was? Hooray! "

Gazereths

That 'whoop whoop whoop' is an imitation of the three stooges isn't it?

Im not old enough to remember, so i doubt you lot are!!!

But thats what it says if you watch the DVD's with subtitles!!!

timeisanenemy · i don't get it

zoidberg... is the berg supposed to apply that he's jewish?

ironik

Leela: Why is Zoidberg the only one still alone?
Bender: Because he's a loser, that's why. He's the lobster equivalent of Fry.

SaveMeJeebus

Haha great quote.

Gazereths

" for your infomation, its because he's hedious! " -leela

Cloverfield

Haha LMAO.

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Guest

i dare someone to say zoidberg isnt funny cus if u did you would be a complete liar

Perez

haha i never knew his 2st name was john

wwwwNAMEwwww

i love it when he said "i have lost more patients than he has seen"
(not the best dr.)

Gazereths

that was a great line!!!!!..."butter me up with candy will you? well i wont work sonny......why always the fighting"....LOL

" do you have any that arn't so tight around the thorax?"...ahahahahahahaa

ironik

Zoidberg: I'll have a look, but I remind you, I'm an expert on humans not robots.
Fry: I'm not Bender, I'm Fry.
Zoidberg: Really? I though you were the robot.

1B-DI

This guy cracks me up!

frys_red_jacket

zoidberg is hilarious, not as funny as bender though

ironik

well bender is strait up humor where as zoidberg is more like pitty humor he is hilarous but he always makes you pitty him if he were more confident like bender then he would be a contender for funniest character

Gazereths

It's a close call between the two! But i think bender does just edge it!!

ironik

of course bender is going to win he is so much mo confident than zoidberg once he has confidence nothing could stop him

Ace

Bender!

Pariah

Nah Zoidberg is hilarious. But whatever you guys think.

John Zoidberg

i don't get it