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gort

Martial Arts....serious chat only

If you have thoughts about the 'sport' of eastern martial arts....chat about them here...
Gazereths

I think all combat eventually comes down to some form of of judo/wrestling/grappling or whatever..Unless you knock your opponent out with the first blow..
gort

5 years?

You've missed the point, my friend.
Gurman169

I took Taekwondo for a year
Gazereths

No....i believe it IS to do with self defence...And in certain situations self defence means taking a person out before they have a chance do cause you harm...Therefore if you depend on a Blow of some kind to defend yourself..You are restricted by proximity to your opponent...You can't kick/punch a person who has grabbed hold of you.
gort

WOW.



Your teacher missed the point, too.

Okay......um....
Gazereths

No he didn't...He drilled into me all the usual "for defence and never attack crap"....I picked up those bad habits in a late teen early 20's period of fighting every night..Which is why i tend to stay away from crowded areas when Ive had a few bevvies......Court order...LOL
Olikunmissile

hey all, well, i just got back from my karate lesson, im grading on saturday, my blue belt!

and martial arts, as for me has saved my ass more than once, but i have had to make the first blow, he came at me with a knife, i reacted, broke his arm and dis-located his leg, and gave his nose a back fist, which i think broke his nose.

im not proud of the fact i attacked first, or of the fact i had a fight in the first place, i try to avoid them at all costs, i only fight if im backed in a corner
gort

Wow.


No peace, I guess.

Yikes.
Gazereths

Thats a good attitude to have...but sometimes your hand is forced...As for me i USED to go out looking for it...Im ashamed of it...And have changed my ways in the last few years......Finally grown up..I hope...


I'm ignorant of the grading in karate..In judo blue was before brown...then black after that...is it the same?
Olikunmissile

lol, when i get going, i lose controll, its like i have to tell my self to do someting, and it echos in my head for a 1000 times, and only then my muscles react, i go... nuts, i just dont stop untill there inert
Gazereths

gort wrote:
Wow.


No peace, I guess.

Yikes.


There is finally peace in my heart.......to some degree anyway...


Olikunmissile.........So what IS the grading structure in karate?
jle1993

I broke a guy's nose once, he punched me first though
Olikunmissile

hmm, in shutokai it goes...

3 parts,

basics,

combinations,

kata,

but each section has 3 areas to be marked on, strength, technique, and will
jle1993

The place I went to was weird I tell you, the only way to get the next belt was to beat someone with the belt class you wanted, scary shit.
Olikunmissile

yay! im a blue belt now!
Guest

jle1993 wrote:
The place I went to was weird I tell you, the only way to get the next belt was to beat someone with the belt class you wanted, scary shit.


which is why you slip a sleeping pill inside a blackbelts food and then fight him....
i mean no no no. win honestly
Olikunmissile

lol, haha. how the hell you ment to beat a black belt?

i mean, there brilliant, and im... not
jle1993

Practice and underhanded tactics
Olikunmissile

lol, low blows then?
jle1993

That and some other things, its not like they won't do the same
Olikunmissile

lol, i'll pack a gun then
jle1993

nah, a knuckle duster'll do okay
Olikunmissile

lol yea, damn, kinda off topic here...
jle1993

Not quite, we're discussing preparations for karate belt challenges
Olikunmissile

lol, okey dokey!
jle1993


I gotta train more though, I'm no where near black, and i get my ass kicked to easy.
frys_red_jacket

ive always wanted to learn karate but knowing me id stay the first belt forever
jle1993

Depends on the teacher
Olikunmissile

also, if you really want the next belt!
jle1993

Yup, you gotta work hard!
Olikunmissile

yea, and show it
Pariah

Ive always wanted to take some form of martial arts but never had teh time.
Olikunmissile

well, you gotta put the work in!
Pariah

Yes of course. Sadly I don't think I ever will so I just forget about it.
Olikunmissile

lol, cant blame you there
Pariah

Mabye in my next life I will. Unfortunatly I don't believe in my next life.
Olikunmissile

lol, kinda lose both ways then?
Gazereths

If i had to live through a whole other life I'd kill myself right now!!!......Bender
Olikunmissile

lol, and i completly agree
Pariah



Go Bender.
Olikunmissile

yep

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