Pazuzu
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Riddle contestWell I've decided to start a riddle contest. Someone set a riddle. The first person to get it right gets to set the next riddle (once whoever set that riddle tells them that they're right)
So first riddle:
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.
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Metter192
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Darkness....?
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Pazuzu
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That is correct, your turn
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Metter192
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ahh........Skip it you make one....
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bitemyshinymetalass
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A puppy is called it, a dog is not, a kitten is called it, a cat is not, a cookie is it, a cracker is not.
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Pazuzu
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Sweet?
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gort
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Delicious?
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Pazuzu
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Are either of us right?
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gort
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Answer us, dammit.........we're on pins and needles here!!
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1B-DI
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A word with double letters
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gort
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Wher the heck is Pazuzu with the answer?? Don't make me use my brain....I'm trying to keep it in mint, un-used condition!!
C'mon.....what's the answer????????????????????????
You wrote the topic!!!!
C'mon!!!!!!
Please?
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frys_red_jacket
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don't you mean bitemyshinymetalass? pazuzus riddle was answered
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gort
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Oh...you're right!! I thought it felt wrong to be harassing Zuze!!
So, what's the answer??
( God, I hate riddles!! )
( not posing them...having them posed to me! )
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1B-DI
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Sounds like another trip to the angry dome is in order....
(P.S. Look at my answer above)
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gort
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OHHHHHH.....so that's the answer? For real? This is why riddles bug me....dang!
They make too much sense!
My brain operates in a 'different' way.....
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frys_red_jacket
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stick to what you know best is it? lol
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Pazuzu
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I PM'ed bitemyshinymetalass, so hopefully we'll get a response soonish
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†™ÐÏãßLô™†
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lmao nice thread....
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gort
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NO, ZUZE.....................the answer IS above! I missed it too!
stupid riddles.
who started this anyway?
oh yea.....never mind.
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Pazuzu
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Someone else do a riddle then...
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frys_red_jacket
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ok i got one,
What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?
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Cloverfield
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testement
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frys_red_jacket
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nope
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Cloverfield
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well it is. there must be more than 1 answer then
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Cloverfield
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teapot
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frys_red_jacket
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yep thats the one lol
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Cloverfield
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You can't keep this until you have given it.
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gort
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| Pazuzu wrote: | | Someone else do a riddle then... |
You know, Pazuzu, I was refering to me...with that umbrella one trying to make Metters' head explode! I love your teapot one......I'll be using that!!
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bitemyshinymetalass
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sorry guys, i've been away......... very sorry, yes, the answer was sweet...... sorry again.
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gort
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OHHHHHHH.........Sweet!!!
okay.
*grumbles*leaves a riddle and goes away*grumbles*
WELCOME BACK BITEY!!!
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Cloverfield
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| 1B-DI wrote: | | A word with double letters |
I thought that was the answer, not sweet...?
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gort
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YES!!! Me too!! It fits......but then, so did your teapot answer Smoke!
Here's a break from the riddles...just to re-fresh...
Have you heard about the new DIVORCE BARBIE?
It comes with all of Kens' stuff.
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frys_red_jacket
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i heard that joke ages ago lol
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gort
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Now you've re-heard it! So there! lol
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†™ÐÏãßLô™†
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omg that joke was bad lolol
Here..
2 blokes at a bar, one said to the other " if i slept with ur mrs would that mean we were related" so his friend replied " no that would make us even"
Have a nice day 
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gort
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HAR!
This IS the riddle section, though....we gotta watch the jokes here...they usually go in the mature section...
I'm a bad 'joke' guy anyway....all the ones I know must be TOLD...not read!
I'm better known for my wit off the cuff than for memorizing 'jokes'...
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Pazuzu
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Any more riddles? If not I'll find one!
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gort
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I don't know any more off-hand....post away!
Gort will embarass himself by trying to solve it!
( or making a joke about it )
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Cloverfield
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| The_Black_Smoke_Monster wrote: | | You can't keep this until you have given it. |
There's 1.
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gort
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Your word?
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1B-DI
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I'm at the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place. What am I?
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gort
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The letter 'E' ?
If I'm right I'll be impressed with me!!!
Yay Gort!!
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1B-DI
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You're so smart!!! LOL
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gort
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Sometimes.....I guess...
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Pazuzu
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Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.
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gort
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My head hurts.
Ow.
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Cloverfield
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Hmm, thats a good 1
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Pazuzu
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i know. once you know the answer you will kick yourself!
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gort
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Then I won't answer...I don't want to hurt me.
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Pazuzu
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No, if you get it, you won't, but if you don't and then you see it you will if that makes any sense at all!!!
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gort
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Is it similar to my other fave.....? I'll try to type it, but I think it works best when told in person...here we go....
Okay....lets say you're a bus driver. You take your bus to the first stop and 3 people get on...then you drive your bus to the second stop and 1 person gets off and 5 more get on....you take the bus to the third stop and no one gets on but 3 people get off....then you take your bus to the fourth stop and 2 people get on....
How old is the bus driver?
( by the way...I know the answer to Pazs' one )
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Pazuzu
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About twice half her age!!! (I know that isn't the answer but i cbb)
What's the answer then? (to my one)
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gort
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Language....................OW!!................I kicked myself!
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Pazuzu
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Well done. You didn't have to actually kick yourself you know, only metaphorically! Ooh, that can be my word of the day tomorrow!!!
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gort
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Yay Gort!
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Pazuzu
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| gort wrote: | Is it similar to my other fave.....? I'll try to type it, but I think it works best when told in person...here we go....
Okay....lets say you're a bus driver. You take your bus to the first stop and 3 people get on...then you drive your bus to the second stop and 1 person gets off and 5 more get on....you take the bus to the third stop and no one gets on but 3 people get off....then you take your bus to the fourth stop and 2 people get on....
How old is the bus driver?
( by the way...I know the answer to Pazs' one ) |
The bus driver is 16, because I am the bus driver and that's how old I am
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