The I hate Cubert club!!!

Pazuzu · The I hate Cubert club!!!

Well there's an I hate Zoidberg club, so I thought I'd start an I hate Cubert club, since he is much more worthy of our hate than Zoidberg!!!
Who wants to join the club?

gort

I'm in!!

But I don't HATE him...I just want his voice to change....and quit being a dork...and lose weight...and not talk anymore...

Oh, what the hell.................he should just DIE!!!!

Whew!!!
I feel better.
Thanks.

bending_unit_22

I bet that this club is gonna get a lot of members. (emphasis on lot) I don't hate him. I just can't stand him. Maybe if he would of stayed dead in Anthology of Interest then I would of been happy.

Gazereths

Sign me up!!! Cubert is a little annoying *beep* But then agaion he is supposed to be.

1B-DI

I HATE CUBERT.

Hear me, for I have spoken.

Cloverfield

I HATE CUBERT TOO

Count me in this club. I hate the little worm.

frys_red_jacket

count me in too, soooo annoying

gort

I don't hate him, I just want him to be involved in some horrible deadly accident.

That is fatal.

But, I don't hate him.

1B-DI

I don't find that very convincing.

But I wouldn't mind if he accidentally walked into the business end of a machete.

gort

The handle can do some damage too, if you do it right.

You gotta REALLY be into it.

beccal1993

i'm in but i think cubert was vreated to be hated

jle1993

I'm in, I like hating Cubert with others.

Pazuzu

Yes, lets all hate cubert together!

it's fun...

jle1993

*group huddle* Right if you grap him then I can stab him and....ect

Gurman169

Im in and I Love Zoidberg

1B-DI

Yay Gurman!

Gurman169

Im making a I love Zoidberg Club

bending_unit_22

Let's chant, shall we? Down with Cubert! Down with Cubert! DOWN WITH CUBERT!!!

gort

I love Zoidberg with butter and a small salad.

MMMMMMMMM!!!!

1B-DI

Waaaaait a second...this is the "I Hate Cubert" thread.......take your Zoidberg bashing elsewhere, Mister!!

Guest

Well Im glad that there is a club that shows how much we can all hate cubert

gort

That wasn't bashing Zoidberg, it was ENJOYING Zoidberg!!!

Mmmmmmm..........

1B-DI

Call it what you will.

Zoidberg-hater.

gort

Well, I'm not gonna eat Cubert!!!

jle1993

Cubert would taste terrible

gort

CORRECT!!!!

Bleech!!

1B-DI

But why would you talk about eating Zoidberg in the "I Hate Cubert" thread?

I'm all kinds of confused right now.

gort

'Cause of Gurmans' post. Then, it got carried away......

Cubert is king of the dorks!!!

jle1993

Cubert is King of nothing, he's an irratating Twerp

gort

King of the Twerps, then.

jle1993

NO KINGS, he doesn't deserve to be king of anything

gort

Fine.

He's outta the kingdom, then.

By decree of JLE.

jle1993

Who is now Queen of Decrees
By decree of JLE

1B-DI

Long live the Queen?

jle1993

*royal wave*
Thank you humble peasants...I mean friends
I shall use my power wisely

Now: Decree 003
Cubert is a brat and any supporters of him shall be laughed at and then suffer the same fate as Cubert

gort

Off with her head!! *throws mutton leg down*

lol Just kiddin'
You can be queen if ya want. The people have spoken!!

jle1993

YAY, I've never been a Queen before:D

bending_unit_22

Cubert should be the Royal Fool so everyone can kill him.

jle1993

Yay, my court jester Cubert.

Decree 004
It is legal and encouraged to murder Cubert

gort

What are decrees 001,002 and 003?

jle1993

Decree 001
Cubert's outta the kingdom, then.

Decree 002
I'm now Queen of Decrees

Decree 003
Cubert is a brat and any supporters of him shall be laughed at and then suffer the same fate as Cubert

Decree 004
It is legal and encouraged to murder Cubert

gort

That's better.

bending_unit_22

What happens after Cubert is dead? Do we party forever?

gort

No....the professor just clones another one.

Just to piss off JLE!!

jle1993

Decree 005
Each day there shall be a Cubert hunt to keep the clone population down, and for fun of course

bending_unit_22

Then we should kill the professor so he can't clone another one.

jle1993

Nah, we want the clones for the Cubert hunt

bending_unit_22

Then afterwards do we kill the clones? I'm sure Bender would love that.

jle1993

Thats the point of a Cubert hunt, to kill cubert clones

Guest

Well thats good. I was thinking we could put the Cuberts on an island and give them a 5 minute head start

gort

Well.......my clone idea turned out to be a good idea then!!!

Yay Gort!!!!

Guest

Well gort, almost any idea killing cubert is a good idea

1B-DI

I could almost see this becoming a video game.

Guest

Ya. Choose your weapon and hunt down the cuberts to save the world

gort

But, if there were enough clones, The Cubert Army could rebel and take over!!!

ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!

Cloverfield

That's not even funny

Pazuzu

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not an army of Cuberts! Don't worry, I'll send all the chavs and they can have a battle, and we can watch, then all we have to do is get rid of the survivors! Sounds like a plan to me!

Cloverfield

That sounds like a VERY good plan. I'll round the scum up now

jle1993

I'll help with that.

Pazuzu

Do you have a cattle prod, or do you want me to get one for you?

jle1993

I got a taser, will that do?

Gazereths

Just pitch fork em all...throw on the back of a lorry..then dump 'em in a big hole..

jle1993

We could try that, but I like the battle idea

bending_unit_22

As long as we kick their asses and kill them all I don't care what we do. This can be the next Futurama game "The Cubert Killing Clan"

jle1993

Staring
(list of our names)

bending_unit_22

Use your weapons and special abilities to kill all of the Cubert clones before they annoy the crap out of everyone and take over the world. From throwing them in suicide booths to just shooting them. You'll have a great time.

jle1993

I wanna copy!

Pazuzu

And a cattle prod! Don't forget the cattle prod!

jle1993

And the taser!

gort

Drill holes in his kneecaps and pour salt in the holes.

How dat?

jle1993

Dat good boss, reeeal good

Pazuzu

*Uses enlarging machine thing to make her cat bigger* Figgy, KILL! *points him at Cubert army*

bending_unit_22

Playable characters also feature: Fry who can zap the clones with a big laser, Bender who can just kill them any old way he wants, Leela who can kick their asses, and.........Zoidberg? Who can chop them up with his claws.

jle1993

And Amy, who can jinx em

bending_unit_22

Also Hermes, who'll have them neck deep in paperwork. And the secret unlockable character is..............Robot Santa!

jle1993

THe Robot Devil

bending_unit_22

Also the H.G. Blob. He'll use his ability to swallow them and have them dissolve in his stomach.

jle1993

Wicked Characters

Pazuzu

And the professor can make inventions which you can buy to kill the cuberts!!!

jle1993

This reminds me of Baldur's Gate: Dark Allience

Pazuzu

Never heard of it... *thinks* hmm, how else should we kill cuberts? hmmmmmm

bending_unit_22

You'll find out more ways to kill Cubert the more you play the game.

jle1993

Flamethrowers

1B-DI

You people are ruthless!! LOL

jle1993

Ruthless, but we have a good time

bending_unit_22

A good, fun, Cubert killing time. Now what else can we do to eliminate the little pest?

Pazuzu

Actually I have a friend called Ruth and a cousin called Ruth!!!

jle1993

I say we freeze him then shatter the ice

gort

jle1993

Nice one!

Guest

Haha Good Joke, Took me a while to get though

frys_red_jacket

1B-DI

Oh, the puns....

*sigh*

gort

I prefer dry wit and subtle humor, but when there's an opening.......BAM!!

I'm one punny guy!

1B-DI

*points gun at temple* Oh god, make it stop...

gort

Don't shoot at a church!!! Nooooo!!!

1B-DI

Keep going, Gort...I WILL smack you in the head again...

bending_unit_22

Hey, we're suppose to be hating on Cubert not on anybody else. Smack Cubert on the head! He deserves it!

Gazereths

Yeah smack him with a wet fish!

gort

Then Zoidberg would attack the fish marks, killing him!!!