Pariah
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THE SCARY DOOR STORYAttention forum and all of the members prepare for nonsense, confusion, funny, and some awkward moments as you are about to enter THE SCARY DOOR! *Cue Dramatic Music*
This story does not begin and does not end (Until the writer dies but hopefully he wont or else you would have to find some new way to entertain yourself back to the story now. *Clears throat*) This story does not… “Psst you already said that” “Ohh damn” Bah forget the intro heres the story….
“As we enter the scary door please hold on to the handrails and try not to fall into the voids” Said the scary door guide
“What will happen if we do?” Said Pariah
“You will suffer a most horrible and gruesome death that’s all” Cheerfully said the sdg
“Ahh I see so nothing too bad” Said Pariah
“Sounds fun!” said Predy as he starts to dance randomly
“Here we are” said the sdg
Soon Pariah, Predy, and a few other peple whom I forgot there names were sucked into another realm.
As Pariah woke up he wondered where he was? Who is he? And started to ponder around the ere atmosphere…
Predy and bd woke up soon realizing that the guide was lying about the awesome new coaster they were hoping to ride. Feeling unhappy the set out to explore the tall 80 foot grassy land.
“Why is this grass so tall? And ichty” said predy
“Because you touch yourself at night. I dunno.” said bd
Predy started to think… and think… and think again.. (wait that’s not grammatically correct) and soon realized maybe she was right. So they continue to find there way through the tall grass not realize that they would soon have an awkward moment.
Back to Pariah. Foraging through he stumbled upon a unicorn. He asked.
“Are you my daddy?”
No answer. He asked again more assertive.
“Are you my daddy?”
Again no answer (Isn’t that rude). So this time he yelled at the unicorn.
“Listen up you one horned, 4 legged retard! Are you my daddy?1”
No answer. Pariah soon realized that the unicorn was either deaf or mute.
“Wtf do you want I’m trying to take a crap!” said the unicorn
Seeing that Pariah is a weak, skinny boy he ran away in fear. He soon came across a three eyed monkey fish. He asked.
“Are you my daddy?” (Who gave him these lines? Ohh wait I did)
The three eyed monkey fish answered.
“No I am not your daddy at least I don’t think and hope not because your mom must be ugly. I know who is though. You see that cliff were the ridiculous height of grass ends.”
Pariah did as the three eyed monkey fish told him. Since he was brain dead from the amnesia and did not know better. Soon predy and bd found there way out of the grass and came across the cliff where Pariah stood.
“DON’T JUMP! Well if you do anyway can I have your stuff? Ohh man. JUMP! And land on your feet that would be cool” said predy
Pariah looked at predy and asked.
“Are you my mommy?”
“Do I look like a girl man whats wrong with you? Ohh wait your not going crazy again are you? Did you pull another 24/1? Am I asking too many question?” Predy replied
“YES NOW SHUTUP AND CONTINUE THE STORY” God said in a deep thundering voice (Or a female voice whichever you prefer)
“Who? What? I just want to know if you’re my mom don’t confuse me now where was I?” said Pariah
“Are you my daddy?”
Predy thinking to himself realizes Pariah hasn’t gone crazy he has amnesia. He begins to plot a plan to toy with him.
“Yes son I am so glad I have found you!” Predy said
“Yay. Now can you tell me who am I?” replied Pariah
“Your name is pyscho bob. You jump off of cliffs for a living like that one right behind you.” predy said
Predy thinking to himself “Yes now I can have his cool stuff and claim his money. Muahaha.”
“It all makes since now. Catch you later dad!” Said Pariah cheerfully as he prepared to jump off the cliff.
Like an idiot he jumped off the cliff into rocks that resembled daggers. (Man this Pariah guy is stupid. Wait A seonds that’s me!) Pariah dies (Due to Pariahs death I Pariahs clone shall continue the story)
~~~2 WEEKS LATER~~~
Predy and bd were soon at there new home they bought with pariahs money enjoying the new items they have obtained due to Pariahs death.
THE END or is it? A giant meteor comes right down smashing predy and bd to there death making them join Pariah in a world unknown to listen to his endless nonsense for the rest of there life’s! MUAHAHA
Don’t you just love happy endings? I hope you have enjoyed this segment and I also hope I have wasted your time immensely with a senseless plot and poor writing material. Thank you. (Please do not spam me with rude and offense comments about the story in my email or anywhere else)
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Guest
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Good story
Not Happy Ending
What Can I say
It was Good
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Pariah
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Thats what happens when you enter the scary door! That one was kinda spontanously writen on the spot so Im hoping its good. 
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1B-DI
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Wow. That was hysterical. And I had a part! Weeeeee!
Oh, but I died at the end. Boo.
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Pariah
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Yes but we all died.
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1B-DI
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Yeah, I guess we're even then.
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Guest
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I didnt die so im +1
I wasnt in it so thats -1
I guess that makes me even too
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Pariah
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See I make fair for all members!
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1B-DI
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Hehe...
"Because you touch yourself at night" I could totally see myself saying that 
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Guest
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Not gonna say that was random but that was random
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1B-DI
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The whole story was random!! Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?
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Pariah
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Yes but I love random. Blah. Chicken> Party><>< Hypno toad gfdgfd
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1B-DI
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Yay for randomness!
Sorry, I really have nothing random to say. I'll leave the randomness to the pros.
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Pariah
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 You know it.
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frys_red_jacket
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well that was...erm....interesting lol
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Pariah
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Yup. I really had no idea what I was gonna write about I just thought randomly. 
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jle1993
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Neat story! Bd and Predy were together! Everyone died! I love it!
but where am I...?
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mcneillj
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Pariah, where was my part. (runs away as mcneillj cries bitterly)  
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Pazuzu
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I wasn't in it so -1
i didn't die so +1
It was an awesome story so +1
No futurama characters were in it so -1
I guess I'm even on that one!!! Great story though!
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Pariah
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Im sorry I couldnt add eveyone in the story. I will do so in my next story. If there is a next. hmmm.
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Pazuzu
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I don't really mind... at least it means I'm not dead
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Pariah
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Or are you?
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Pazuzu
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*gets her mum to poke her* OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! No, I'm not dead! That hurt!!!
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Pariah
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You could be undead. Mabye?
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Pazuzu
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I don't think so......plus I have a pulse... and I'm breathing... and I'm typing this message!
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Pariah
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Well I tried.
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