Gazereths
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The scary door!!!This is one of my favorite parts of futurama...so funny....i wish they would have made more!!!!
"You're entering the vicinety of an area adjacent to a location, the kind of place where there might be a monster , or some kind of wierd mirror...these are just examples..it could also be something much better...prepare to enter..the scary door" LMFAO!!!
It would be cool if we made our own scary door intro's....what do you lot think!!???
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frys_red_jacket
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i think it would be great to see what people can come up with
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Gazereths
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"Your walking through a hall with no walls...suddenly the floor disappears..leaving you stranded on a planet made of fish and entrails...a man approaches with no face...he asks the way to an unknown place...you tell him where to go......Prepare to enter the scary door"
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Cloverfield
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Haha, that's a good one.
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frys_red_jacket
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lol yeah
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bitemyshinymetalass
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You are entering a place void of meaning..... a place where anything could happen....... or not, we really haven't the foggiest....... there may be monsters........ or balloons, it really is random....... prepare to enter, the (it might just be) scary door!
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Metter192
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I LOVE THE SCARY DOOR!!!
I would marry it.....but tis a guy.....and not real.....and its a cartoon....and its not real
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gort
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One of my faves....they could do a whole series of 'Scary Door' shows....
"..........IT'S MAN!!!"
That always gets me!!
Great Twilight Zone tribute...HA!
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bitemyshinymetalass
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scary door rules, ROFL!!!!!!!!!
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1B-DI
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Maurice LaMarche rocks in The Scary Door. 
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Pariah
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Ha Mabye we should write more of thses scary door intros. Also have competitions  . Any thoughts?
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bitemyshinymetalass
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yeah, definitely!
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beccal1993
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the scary door is quite funny espesially cos its not scary
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CartoonMan
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I love the scary door, but it doesn't make appearances often enough.
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Cloverfield
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Yeah, isn't it about twice?
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CartoonMan
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Yeah, about twice. If only they had it appear 3-4 times a season, then it would occur enough to give us something else to laugh at, and then it would make so many more appearances.
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1B-DI
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You are entering a new realm, a post-apocalyptic wasteland called the human mind. Or maybe New Jersey, it's easy to get the two confused sometimes. To your left, you see the floating head of your dead great-uncle, at least you think that's who it is, but you don't remember because you never knew him that well. A penny drops on the floor. As you bend to pick it up, you fall into...The Scary Door.
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Gazereths
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OHHHH very nice beady!!! a class act all round!!!
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1B-DI
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It took me three days to write that. Isn't that pathetic?
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Guest
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Hey dont make fun of yourself you did a good job
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gort
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Yes......making fun of you is OUR job!!!! Hehehehehe!!!
I'm totally kidding you...that was great!! And art has no time frame!!
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1B-DI
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If you'll excuse me, I will make fun of myself. I happen to find me hilarious.
But can you imagine if I ever decided to write a fanfic? It'd take me a year!
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Pazuzu
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Yeah, I like making fun of myself!!! That's really good though!!! I can't write stuff to save my life!
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jle1993
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You walk down a street...It could be cold we're not quite sure...you pull your coat tighter as a breeze blows and a manhole opens...you don't see it happen and you fall into...The Scary Door
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1B-DI
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Good one!
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jle1993
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Thanks
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Gurman169
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they should make an episode just of this like with the new season of futurama with hypnotoad
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1B-DI
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That is an awesome idea. If anyone from Futurama reads this, do what he said!
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Guest
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Ya well they better register first so they can view this section
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Cloverfield
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Totally, and view all our cool ideas
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1B-DI
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And they can be my friends.
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mcneillj
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Heres mine
As you walk down the street staring at the woman with no head you realise your life has no meaning. But you decide that if 2 bad things happen in you life you will die. First you fly in a plane with no wings, then you meet Jay Leno. Because of the stench of you rotten fish hat you jump through THE SCARY DOOR
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1B-DI
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Rotten fish hat...LOL
Nice job!
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Guest
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Whats wrong with Jay Leno *insert chin joke here*
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1B-DI
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I was thinking that too
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Pariah
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As you walk on the corpses of 3 eyed monkey fish... You think to yourself whatever man... but you do not realize that you will soon die from the radtion caused by dead bodies and feces because of overpopulation Did I say to much? I digress... You are entering the scary door!
Dunno if its good I just made it up on the spot.
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1B-DI
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I love the randomness!
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Pariah
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Thanks. Good to hear someone likes it.
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mcneillj
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When you realise you are allergic to chocolate and chips you fling yourself through the SCARY DOOR
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Pariah
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Short and sweet! The cool sweet.
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mcneillj
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Thanks, glad you liked it.
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Pariah
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You wake up chained to a chair in a dark room... Is it a dream is it real? You soon realize you are going crazy... What do you do? You enter The Scary Door
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mcneillj
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Best yet
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Pariah
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Thanks. Thought it up in a few minutes. Ill have some more throughout the day.
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Gazereths
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Thats great pariah......Can't wait for some more....
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mcneillj
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You and I rock at this pariah.
You are good too gazereths.
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Pariah
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Its 52 A.D.... It could be summer or winter I wasn't there.... You walk down the sandy beaches of some unnamed world... and soon start to sink in quick sand... you realize your sinking into the scary door!
Meh I need to try harder feel free to hate it.
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Gazereths
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Thanks bud ..i'll try to think one up for later..
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mcneillj
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Great (in creepy high pitched girly voice) YOU GO GIRL!
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Pariah
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My 400th post and thanks. Can't wait to hear yours gaz.
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mcneillj
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All hail Lrr of the planet Omicron Persiei 8 formerly known as Pariah.
Also could everyone call me by my nickname which is Jaffa.
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Pariah
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Like Jaffa from stargate? Or just Jaffa because thats something you made up?
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mcneillj
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I made it up because i am ginger and i luv jaffa cakes
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Pariah
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I see now but I digress.
You are command Greg of the x-303... As you give commnds to your crew you soon realize you are talking to raging animals on a stampede... you run to find a way out and enter the scary door!
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Gazereths
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I'll put it on your nickname tag..
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mcneillj
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Pariah
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Ha ha I liked that one.
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Gazereths
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You are listening to a silent yet very loud piece of classical hip-hop. You hear a knock at your window, blindfolded you walk head first into ..the scary door....And break your nose.
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Pariah
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ha Ha Nice ending.
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mcneillj
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One fine day in the middle of the night, 2 dead men got up to fight, back to back they faced each other, drew thier swords and shot each other, before the fell they stood and watched as they sat down and ran into the SCARY DOOR.
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frys_red_jacket
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erm...sat down and ran into the scary door?? were they running on the butt cheeks
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Gazereths
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Never heard of ass shuffling???
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1B-DI
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That was a good one, Jaffa
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Gazereths
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"back to back they faced each other" LMAO!!!
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Pariah
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Nice one jaffa.
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Guest
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| Gazereths wrote: | | Never heard of ass shuffling??? |
im not quite familliar with this so called ass shuffling
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Pariah
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Hmm walking with your ass of course! This is the future. (Or I have gone crazy agian)
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jle1993
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I've heard of it, also under, ways to get ass burn
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Pariah
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Ouch. Could you imagine if your doctor told you you suffer from ass burn? Ha Ha
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Gazereths
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"Apply this cream twice a day" LOL
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Pariah
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Ohh man that would suck.
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1B-DI
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| Gazereths wrote: | | "Apply this cream twice a day" LOL |
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Pariah
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Hmm and the name of that cream ass de-burn cream. The cream that gets you back up and ass shuffling!
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1B-DI
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Before I pull out my sign, let's see if we can get back on topic again.
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Pariah
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Yes Back to the subject. Heres another scary door thing.
Where anything can happen but nothing ever will you are forced to sit and watch a hypnotic toad forever you soon realize you are being sucked into the scary door!
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1B-DI
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Nice one 
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Pariah
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Thanks and GO HYPNO TOAD!
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frys_red_jacket
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| Gazereths wrote: | | Never heard of ass shuffling??? |
yeah my mums cat does it when he has an itch
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Pariah
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Dogs do it to.
Why haven't humans tried yet?
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mcneillj
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As you walk up the mountain of chilli you trip and slide on you ginormous beer belly straight past THE SCARY DOOR and slide into THE HAIRY DOOR.
Who thinks I am good at this?
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Cloverfield
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lol, yh, you're not bad.
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mcneillj
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Thanx
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1B-DI
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That was pretty funny!
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Pariah
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Nice one.
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mcneillj
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You all rock (especially Pariah)
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frys_red_jacket
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| Pariah wrote: | Dogs do it to.
Why haven't humans tried yet? |
i bet some probably have
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Cloverfield
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Wouldn't really work for humans.
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frys_red_jacket
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id love to know how it even works for animals......wait.....ok no don't even wanna go there
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Cloverfield
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Thank you.
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gort
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I just tried it.
Ow.
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1B-DI
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MisterIncredophile
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You are standing in a room. The room is purple, then orange, then pink, then purple again. Moments ago, you were standing inside a termmite mound begind savagely kissed by your aunt Bertha, but now there is only the room - and a sound. A sound not unlike a car grinding against a cheese grater, although you quickly realize that it is in fact a cheese grater grinding against a car. You scream - and then Jon Lennon's hand reached out of the ceiling and picks you up and drops you into a spinning vortex - only it's not a spinning vortex, it's THE SCARY DOOR!!
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1B-DI
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Excellent!
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Guest
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Good Good Good Good
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Cloverfield
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Nice one
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Pariah
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Nice. Now I gotta think of one. Hmmmmm
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frys_red_jacket
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that was good
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MisterIncredophile
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Picture yourself on a boat, by a river. With tangerine trees and marmalde skies. Somebody calls you - you answer quite slowly. A girl with kaleidiscope eyes! Celophane flowers of yellow and green are towering over your head! You look for the girl with the sun in her eyes - and she's GONE! No doubt into THE SCARY DOOR!
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Guest
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Good job. I like the first one better though
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gort
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Ya can't just quote a Beatles song and expect to be a hero!!!
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