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Tonights showI'm bored so I thought I would start a thread where I talk about the Simpsons episodes that are on tv each night...they show two in a row here in San Diego!!
First is the one where Homer is SUPPOSED to buy Lisa the electronic diary she wants, but makes her a crappy ( but hilarious ) kiosk video instead...
Bart..." You cut up my skateboard and threw it away!! "
Homer..."I did it for the insurance money!" LOL
Second is when Marge starts lifting weights after being mugged....I wonder if she has forgotten she was a cop once??!! ( man...she looks HORRIBLE with all those muscles!! )
Just felt like sharing....all you guys are asleep....
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Plus in the second episode I mentioned above...Bart dresses up like Apu....he looks JUST like him!!! Even his tiny moustache! ( Lisa plays a magazine rack! ) LOL
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the episode that was on here tonight was the one where selma takes bart and lisa to duff gardens, and lisa gets drunk lol
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Maggie was drunk once too....from the fumes in Moes'....Bart says "she's a mean drunk too" ROFL
Nothing funnier than a drunk baby.
Or more tragic.
Still funny, though.
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Tonight: Bart is emancipated!!! Homer spent all his tv commercial money...he winds up living under Tony Hawk....SKATEBOARD KING OF THE WORLD!!
Second: Homer prays to God and becomes like ST. Francis of Assisi....all the animals love him and Homer is mad when they join him in the shower!!LOL
Plus....Homer finds the tv remote through prayer.....!
I LOVE 7:00 to 8:00 weeknights!!!
YAY SIMPSONS!!
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Well......turns out I was wrong about the 'Homer in the shower ' thing....wrong episode!
Gort says.........oops.
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Gazereths
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No biggie we all make mistake!!
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| gort wrote: | | Tonight: Bart is emancipated!!! Homer spent all his tv commercial money...he winds up living under Tony Hawk....SKATEBOARD KING OF THE WORLD! |
ive not seen that one in ages
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Gazereths
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Me either..It is a class episode..The only one ive seen recently is the one where marge befriends that convict who is a great artist...and a great arsonist!!..Im sure the voice is very familiar..Cant think who voiced him tho 
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michael keaton
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"I'm...Batman..."
No,.............you're not!!
Plus....the episode I was thinking of is when Homer stops going to church!!
Then he burns the house up, I think!
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Ok....tonight I get to watch:
Lisa in a spelling bee...don't remember that one so much....Hmmm..
Then.....Flanders dates a hollywood starlet...I like that one!!
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AH-HA! I'm watching it now....it's the one where Homer chases down the new Mcdon....I mean, Krusty burger Mc Ribwich!
Also Skinner says the new school year will be a w*****g good time! Hehehe...
[edited by frj]
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frys_red_jacket
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sorry thought id edit that, you know just to be on the safe side 
did he really say w*****g good time?
mind you i was watching one the other day and mr burns called U2 w****rs!! lol
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Well...yes....and I was under the impression that the language on the show would be, of course, acceptable for this site!! Oh well...maybe it's a little risque...you're the moderator!!
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i think that term is a little more offending in England that it is in the states!!! You know how prudish we are!!! 
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Ra-ther!! ( in my perfect english accent which I actually do )
But if they say it on the show, I shouldn't be censored here, right??
I'm a rather outspoken advocate of free speech....altough I certainly respect the fact there are young ones on this site!!
( No......not THOSE young ones!!....would be cool though...hmmmm...)
I'm gonna go get some smokes mate...be back in 1/2 hour or so...
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OK bud!! im off to get some booze myself!!!
I know where your coming from mate about free speech. But we do have to protect the little ones from such a vile person as yourself J /K
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Vile,evil,naughty,bad Zoot.....I mean Gort! LOL
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Well......it's stupid Saturday now, so there's no stupid episode on my stupid tv tonight...that's so stupid! Oh well.....I can always pop in a dvd!!!
Looks like it's 1:00 in the morning where most of you are, but only 5:00 in the afternoon/evening here...*sob*
Gort want posting pals....*sob again*
*sniff*
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Okay..............tonights' shows for me are ( as if you care )........
1 Simpsons on a dude ranch after Homer writes a song about stupid Flanders!!
2 Santas Little Helper is the new Duff dog.....YAY!! DUFFMAN episode!!
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In England we get about 21 episodes a week.
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| Gazereths wrote: | | i think that term is a little more offending in England that it is in the states!!! You know how prudish we are!!! |
i had a feeling it wouldn't be as offending in the states with it been used in the simpsons, but when its shown over here that words dubbed out
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| The_Black_Smoke_Monster wrote: | | In England we get about 21 episodes a week. |
no fair in wales we only get 12 episodes a week, mind you thats only if you haven't got sky
the episode i watched last night was the one where lisa tries to save a tree from been cut down
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I have seen that episode so many times now it's not funny.
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ive seen it a few not as many as a lot of others
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It varies. Some episodes they show all the bluddy time, others hardly ever.
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I think lots of Americans don't realise what 'that' word means.....it means Gorts' hobby....LOL
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Tonights' second episode is where Bart and Milhouse find Neds' Beatles collection!! Yay!! I like the part where Milhouse morphs into all the different phases of the Beatles and then Bart quotes Lennon....."Yellow matter custard...dripping from a dead dogs' eye"
Priceless.
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| gort wrote: | | I think lots of Americans don't realise what 'that' word means.....it means Gorts' hobby....LOL |
i think was a bit of an overshare
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i won't be able to watch any simpsons on tv for about 3-5 days
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How does my post stop you from watching Simpsons?
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it doesn't lol, i was just saying in general
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Oh.....how come?
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cos we had our digital system installed yesterday and they forgot to give us a viewing card which means we only get a few channels, all of which there's nothing on we like
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Stupid Wales!!! LOL
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LOL yep, have to agree
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What's a 'viewing card'?
Gort wants knowledge.
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its basically just a card that gets inserted into the front of the box to enable us to recieve channels
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Wow.......futuristic.....and weird!
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lol, im sure there's probably some stuff you have too that us brits would find wierd
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Just look at Bush!!
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good point
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lol!
watch smokey come along brandishing his off topic sign....
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YAY!!! Tonight is Sunday.....NEW SIMPSONS!!!!
..........AND a new King of The Hill and Family Guy!!!
Whoo-Hoo!!
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yay!!! tonight i can actually watch the simpsons again!!!
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i love sundays, lol!!!!!!!
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Sundays' new episode was GREAT, I thought!! Best of the season maybe....guess they're not going downhill any more...Yay!!!
Hey...people in Europe!!!! Yes.....YOU!! When a new eppy is on, when do you see it? I mean, do you see it 9 hours before me or what? Curious as usual!!
( I'm a fan of 'Count of Monte Cristo' )
Revenge!!!!!!! YAY!!!
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i think we're well behind you with new episodes but can't be sure, i think people with sky must on series 16/17, however people with only analogue freeview or freesat i think we're only on series 13/14
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Thank you so much for that explaination. What did it mean??
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FRJ - if your talking in UK then yes i think thats right.
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What's right? What?
What's goin' on??
Where am I!
Help!!!!!!!!!
( none of her post made sense to me....in USA....)
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I think its cos UK and USA are shown stuff at different times gort.
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That is a given, but I was curious if you get them a day late, day early....week late or whatever...
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generally months gort, for most programs anyway....
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Man....that sucks for you!!! I'll have to try not to post spoilers then!!
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its ok, i find ways to watch em 
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Tonight they're showing the one where Homer builds a bear-fighting suit....I LOVE that one !! Yay Gort!! ( Ya see Homers' butt for a minute...hehehe )
Then it's the Lisa and Michael Moore one...........meh.
I said...meh.
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Ya know...that episode was even better than I remembered....what a perfect example of a quality show....great writing, premise....the whole shebang!!
Yay Simpsons!!!
Even the second one....Lisa doing an 'Evita' send-up was good....what a nice evening Gort had!!!
Now I'm watching that goofy 'Deal or no Deal'...while I wait for 24...I watch 'Heroes' on friday as a repeat.....
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One of my favorite scenes are in the 'bear' episode....
Homer makes a giant ball of cotton candy covered with caramel and takes it everywhere with him. While he naps on his famous hammock, ants start to cover it...waking him up...( now, here's the part that gets me every time...)
Homer..."AHHHH ( Homer scream )......Ants!!!.....AHHHH.....birds!!!....AHHHH....cats.....AHHHH!!!....Flanderseseses..."
ROFLMAO Hehehehe....flander-es-es-es
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| bitemyshinymetalass wrote: | | generally months gort, for most programs anyway.... |
yeah i probably should have been clearer about that, sorry for confusing you gort
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Confusing me occasionaly is fun for me.........I can feel what Homer feels all the time!!
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Okay...I'm excited...tonight they're showing the episode where Tony Blair meets Homer......haven't seen that one since I joined this forum!!
I'll be thinking of my overseas mates as I watch..........miss you guys *sob, sniff*
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yesyerday i saw the episode where bart loses his hearing and ends up unknowingly mooning the american flag
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That's a good one....don't remember the whole show but I remember that part...
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Tonight is the backyard tennis court one.....hehehehe! Yay!!
Homer doesn't know the difference between tennis and foxy boxing!! LOL
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yesterday i watched the one where they all had to go to family therapy, a treehouse of horror one (can't remember which number it was but one was where bart started getting this big statue to do stuff for him, like kill skinner) and i also saw the one where prof frink showed bart and lisa their future
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I like the future one....Poor Milhouse........ 
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Tonight is a good one.....Homer frames poor Marge for drunk driving!! She has a blast drinking until then, though!! Marge drunk.......what fun!!
Then......Bart goes to jail and meets a girl..........meh.
I said......meh.
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ive never seen that one
we've got all the old ones showing at the moment, the one yesterday was when bart sets up a plan to get back at nelson
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Classic....but the drunk Marge one is great!! I'm sure you'll get to see it sometime!! 
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hopefully
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In heaven there's a 2000 inch lcd tv playing Simpsons all the time!!!
Maybe.
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Sweet, 1 sec while i go err do something.
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Yea, right!! Like YOU'RE going to heaven!!!
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why not?
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I'm just kiddin' mate....if there's a heaven....I think you qualify!!
You seem quite nice!!
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'quite'  lol
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Well, tonights' show has LOTS of parts we've all talked about recently....first, the open is the family as japanese animation style superheroes.....then, geezer's rock, Smithers' Burns' tatoo and more.......COOL!!!
The one before that was Bart mooning the flag while deaf....okay ep..
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the one i watched last night was the one where homer bought marge a bowling ball for her birthday
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Wow....that's an old one!!!
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yep lol, we're getting all the old ones at the moment
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That's not such a bad thing!! They're not as good as later ones, but still cool!!
Yay!!
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I disagree..i think the older ones are better....well..not the really old ones...but some of the new ones are weak......up till about season 12..they were the best.
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I thought S14 was good.
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I just think they're running low on ideas...
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Not suprising seeming as they have done over 400 episodes.
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Yes that is true..Thats why i prefer the early epps i think.....
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I like them all tbh
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I like em all...im just saying that the later ones seem to be very light on storyline.....But still very, very funny...!!!
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Definately, will take some beating!!!
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I suppose thats it!!...That the first 10 or so seasons were soooooo good that we have higher expectations....Ah well...cant wait for the movie!!!
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Me either, gonna rock. It's been so long since i first heard about it.
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i remember hearing about the movie, it was advertised at the cinema last year when i went to see ice age 2, i think i actually shouted out "yeah a simpsons movie" lol
anyway the simpsons i watched tonight was another old one, it was the one with the babysitter bandit
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Wow......REALLY old!!! Second one, I think...
And I think the writers have put most of their talent and energy into the movie....we'll see what happens next year.....
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Hopefully it will kick some major B hind...But we will see!
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We will, indeed!!!
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i just hope that it doesn't turn out to be not very good
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Well, if I know human nature.....if it is sub-par....the real fans will still defend it.
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the simpsons i watched yesterday was where homer gets stuck in a hole in the cave and lisa tells him a story and other peoples stories, obviously wasn't on tv though as they are only showing older ones at moment
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