Waylon Smithers

Gurman169 · Waylon Smithers

You can use this section to talk about Mr Smithers and ONLY Mr Smithers.

ironik

okgay oops did i write that well since were on the topic is he alright gay or does he just have the hots for mr. burns?

Sweetened Angel

maybe both.

ironik

yeah its kinda a give away when hes in the malabu stacie play

Ryvul

Why doesn't Smithers hook up with Elton John? He's always lookin' like he's comin' on to Mr. Burns.

Sweetened Angel

hmm, good question

Gazereths

The funniest smithers part is in the spin off episode!!! "crack that whip" when hes got the assless chaps on!! LMFAO!!!!!!!

Sweetened Angel

yeah

Gazereths

hahahaha!!! cracks me up just thinking of it!!

Chirpy

i dont beleive ive seen that one big shame

Gazereths

yeah its well funny!!!! once you get to 75 you will be able to watch all of em!!!

beano2

ive never seen that before ether

ironik

i love that episode it was like the special and they were doing the candy skits and smithers whip was made of liquorice LMAO

Gazereths

Thats the one!!! well funny!!

ironik

i just love how he has the biggest malibu stacie collection in springfield

bitemyshinymetalass

yes, lol! Is he gay, or what? I mean, he likes Burns, but its never REALLY fully revealed...

Cloverfield

I think it's fair to say he's gay.

Have you seen when he turns his computer on?

Computer Burns - You are good at turning me on

frys_red_jacket

and he's had a dream about mr burns flying through the window whilst he's in bed lol

Cloverfield

And one time he actually does tell him, but burns goes what and then he denies it.

frys_red_jacket

i think he's actually kissed him once too

Cloverfield

Most probably.

gort

I like Troy McClures' assesment of him in the 138th show special.....
"As you can see, he is single and is Mr. Burns' assistant"

Gort thinks Troy left something out. Hehehehe.

bitemyshinymetalass

lol, smithers is funny!

gorts funnier tho, hehehehe.

Sweetened Angel

yeah lol

bitemyshinymetalass

hey jen. how are you?

gort

And Gort is less gay.

Quite a bit less.

bitemyshinymetalass

see, to voice that gort, methinks you must have insecurities.....

gort

Nah...it's just that I never 'chatted' with anyone on-line before....I always thought those people were weirdos ( I was right, by the way ) and since we don't get to actually MEET, I feel compelled to try and get to know lots about people and tell lots about me....whether anyone wants to know or not.

Plus.........I was being witty.

bitemyshinymetalass

me? a weirdo???

*takes offense*

gort

Fine!! No more compliments for you!!!

bitemyshinymetalass

compliments? so far, you've called me a weirdo, plus you made references to sez acts with morbo! what compliments!?

gort

LOL
Not acts WITH Morbo....LOL.....oh never mind!!!! LOL

Plus......ya wanna be NORMAL??? Why??

Certainly meant no personal attack......just having a larf!! I suppose there's a chance you are a nice, normal kid.......I guess.....

bitemyshinymetalass

lol, i didn't take it personally, don't worry. Just having a laugh

gort

bitemyshinymetalass

i don't take things to heart very much

Cloverfield

I dont get whathe sees in mr burns lmao

gort

You know what they say...

Creepy, creepy gay love is blind.

frys_red_jacket

Cloverfield

Hmmm, maybe...weirdo.

gort

Ya know....some might consider me to be waaaaaaay older! Not like Burns though ( I hope! )

jle1993

Plus Mr Burns is rich, money is enough to make anyone attractive

gort

Only if the person is a shallow, useless, supplicacious harpy without morals or scruples.

Can you tell I've dated a LOT?

jle1993

Can YOU tell you've just described what I aim to be when I am older?

gort

jle1993

What? A girls gotta make a living somehow

gort

With your brain, I think you'll get by without becoming a vapid, soul crushing retch.

jle1993

But crushing powerful men and turning them into shivering wrecks when I take their money and possesions is so much more fun

gort

Fine........you can be what you want. Like you need MY permission!!

Let's get back on topic now............................................on-topic monster.

jle1993

Smithers is a good character. I love how he hated it when Homer had hair and Mr Burns liked him and not Smithers

frys_red_jacket

i only just noticed that in the earlier episodes he was actually black now in the more known episodes he's yellow!?!

gort

You mean animation skin tone color, right??

frys_red_jacket

thats what i meant yeah, i was gonna put white rather than yellow but decided not to

Cloverfield

gort

Blame Korea.....I do.

Cloverfield

Ok...damn Korea.

gort

Thanks.

And that's just SOUTH Korea.

Eeesh.

Cloverfield

Yh, i have a game where you have to help and kill south koreans

gort

Don't you mean 'North'?

Cloverfield

Cant remember.

gort

North is run by Kim Jong Ill....the nutbag.....the south is under US protection....kinda....

Cloverfield

I'll find out sometime and let you know.

gort

Back on topic.....dammit Smokey!!

Even if Smithers is gay, why on EARTH would he want Burns??? I know that's already been brought up, but....................JEEZ!!

frys_red_jacket

well as they say "each to their own", or maybe its cos he's rich

Cloverfield

Hmm, i dont think money comes into it. For some reason, he is just really into him.

gort

I don't know......he really seems to love the old guy!

Sweetened Angel

his tattoo say "i love burn" on his body.

gort

And he dreams of him floating over his bed!! LOL

Cloverfield

And has him as his screensaver.

gort

And popping out of a cake like Marilyn Monroe...

Cloverfield

Nasty. Let's get out of this conversation.

gort

I thought it was funny that when Homer found Smithers' Dads' skull.....he kept it.

So much for closure!! LOL

Cloverfield

Yeah, it really freaked him out as well.

frys_red_jacket

had me in hysterics when he didn't stop screaming too

gort

It's REALLY hard to scream while you brush your teeth, but Homer pulls it off....LOL

Cloverfield

Actually its quite eaay...

frys_red_jacket

how do you know? have you tried? LOL

gort

And whose skull did YOU find??

Cloverfield

Yeah, i tried and its piss.

gort

Does that mean it's easy?
I know it means 'drunk'....but I never geard it used that way!

Cloverfield

Not drunk because i didnt say pissed. Yes, piss means easy...hence, piss easy.

gort

Okay......my English to English dictionary is coming along nicely!!

Cloverfield

It's not really english

gort

Slang is fun, though.........dog!!

Cloverfield

Hehe, i can just picture you now talking like that in real life

gort

Word, my ca-zizzle.

lizzle bra-zizzle.

Cloverfield

shizzle ma nizzle

Gazereths

I need a new chizzle....Dawg!!

gort

You guys are the shiz-nit!!

Okay...I'm done now.

Gazereths

Thanks god for that!!!!

Cloverfield

Yeah, that was beginning to get irratating.

gort

Hey!

It's what I do!!!

No problem!!

Cloverfield

frys_red_jacket

ok so back to smithers......
i found it quite funny when he was fighting with homer in mr burns office

gort

Why was a baby even AT a powerplant, anyway???

Right outta left field, eh?

Cloverfield

Because no one was there to look after him i guess.

gort

So...........where was his mother? For that matter....WHO was his mother?

Cloverfield

I don't think we ever find out.

gort

Hmmmmm......another possible movie plot line??

frys_red_jacket

mmmm maybe, but if they put everything into the movie that we would like to find out it would one long movie

Cloverfield

It would be too long if they added all these ideas in.