Who is sexier?

Bend Her · Who is sexier?

Who is the sexiest bending robot?

gort

I'm a dude, but I still gotta go with Bender....Coilettes' voice REALLY bugs me!!

Not a great poll for the guys, there Mr. Her

1B-DI

I voted Coilette.

bending_unit_22

Even though I'm in love with Bender, I picked Flexo because of his beard. There's just something about it that I like. I would of also settled for Calculon and a slight chance the Robot Devil. And I wouldn't consider any robot on Futurama "sexy" just slightly attractive.

Bend Her

1B-DI

gort

So sorry madam.!

Bend Her

1B-DI

Sweetened Angel

bending_unit_22

If your a robot then your a hookerbot.

But anyway, what were we talking about again?

gort

Actually, a madam is merely a supervisor, miss.

Bend Her

You seem to know a lot about hookers.

frys_red_jacket

mmm id have to say robots just don't do it for me

gort

frys_red_jacket

Bend Her

gort

Red is easily shocked, I guess!! Okay.....BACK ON TOPIC!!

bending_unit_22

I hope Bender isn't mad that I picked Flexo instead of him. I mean I like Bender but there's something about Flexo that made me pick him. Who knows what it was?

frys_red_jacket

his pointy magnetic beard??

bending_unit_22

Yep that was it. Maybe if Bender had a beard then I would of picked him. I like Bender's personality better though.

jle1993

I pick Flexo, though given half a chance I'd be with the Robot-devil like that *snaps fingers*, anyone notice that I'm power hungry?

bending_unit_22

Here's a list of the robots I'll consider being with.

Bender
Flexo
Calculon
Robot Devil

That's about it I guess.

gort

jle1993

Pointy things are Very good. *Slaps head* Baaaaaad girl.

(and no I'm not thinking what you think I'm thinking, its something else)

gort

I bet it IS what I'm thinking.....and I hope, not TOO pointy....yikes!!

That'll be enough of THAT!!

jle1993

Hold on, what do you think I'm thinking? Coz for once its not flirty or dirty

bending_unit_22

I have a feeling that I don't want to be involved in this so I'm leaving now.

gort

Don't go Bendy!!!
We're joking around....Gort won't allow bad stuff to happen here!!!

( psssst..jle......so, what were you talking about? )

jle1993

(Smokey might be able to figure it out, so ask him. Or you could have a guess yourself)

bending_unit_22

Now where was I? Oh yeah, If I had to choose between Calculon, Flexo, and the Robot Devil who should I choose. (I didn't put Bender because he already knows I like him and I want to give someone else a chance)

frys_red_jacket

stick around bendy, don't leave things never get that bad

jle1993

Yeah, I normally know when to shut up

bending_unit_22

I ain't leaving. Where would I go, the moon. Now someone answer my question.

jle1993

The Robot Devil

bending_unit_22

Seriously? Mr. Obsessed With Irony? I guess he would be okay. As long as I don't have to marry him. I mean "Mrs. Robot Devil"

gort

Malfuctioning Eddie just needs a little love, Bendy....you could calm him...then make him yours!!

bending_unit_22

If I did that then I would probably explode. What about Calculon? How do you think things would turn out?

gort

His antenna are crooked....that is a sure sign of danger in dating!!!

jle1993

bending_unit_22

Well I am part robot. That's why I asked. You can have him but Fry, Bender, and Calculon are mine.

jle1993

OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!! I claimed Fry long before you joined, HE'S MINE!!!!!

gort

GIRL FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bending_unit_22

You can have Fry then. Just watch out for Leela.

And if you want Zoidberg then I'll be extremely happy.

jle1993

EWWWWWWWWW, take that stinking lobster. And I'm happy to share Fry with Leela...BUT NOONE ELSE

bending_unit_22

It's a good thing Bender isn't seeing anyone.

You made Zoidberg feel bad. Now he's crying. Well I'm sure Bender will boil him up. Just don't eat him.

jle1993

EAT HIM?!?!?! I'd be sick, Zoidberg stinks!!

bending_unit_22

Leela would probably eat him. She did before.

Oh yeah you can also have Hermes, the professor, Zapp, and Nixon's head. If fact everyone can have those guys.

jle1993

Out of the humans I'll take, Fry and Zapp. I like Zapp, but I like Fry more

1B-DI

I'd be too afraid of catching some horrible disease from Zapp.

jle1993

Yeah, but Zapp's a high ranking space captain

Gazereths

Well...In early episodes they say he's a captain..Then the next time we see him he is a 25 star general......LOL

gort

Well.....he DID kill all those helpless spiders!! LOL

1B-DI

I don't CARE what his rank is, I don't want his "Captain's Itch!"

bitemyshinymetalass

i'm a dude, but its gotta be coilette.... least she's pretending to be a girl!

jle1993

1B-DI

He can take his 25 stars and bake them in a cake, for all I care.

jle1993

Awww, I'm not allowed cake *mutter*

bitemyshinymetalass

Also, why am i missing from this poll?

gort

Who? Danny......Bitey.....Bender.....or Fry? LOL

jle1993

I think he could mean Bender, in which case his question was answered earlier in the thread

bending_unit_22

Speaking of Fry, what about the Fry that thought he was a robot? And what about the other fembots like hookerbot? That would of gave the guys more options.

bitemyshinymetalass

No, i actually meant me, danny.

*poses for camera*

jle1993

*swoons*
Stop posing you're making me flush

Bend Her

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How come nobody noticed my new dress?

What does a girl hafta do around here to get noticed, take her shirt off on national TV?

jle1993

Very nice BH

Bend Her

Your fast!

jle1993

I do my best

Bend Her

I just noticed your post count.

gort

I noticed it in another thread....I've been gone.....

Bend Her

Oh crap! You two make me feel like a total slacker!

gort

I only joined in Jan.......but I post an average of 80 times a day...plus I'm a Moderator....you're doing fine....just keep posting!!!!

frys_red_jacket

i didn't know anyone could post so much in just over a month

gort

I'm awesome.

With free time.

Pazuzu

jle1993

Mine is school, Luke and computer

gort

AH-HA!!! A new boy!!!

LUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!!!
Luke.

La-luke-la

Luke-la-lele

Luke.

Pazuzu

what are you on about gort?

frys_red_jacket

i would have asked the same

gort

JLE mentioned someone named Luke.......just razzing her...

Lukey lukey Loo

LOL

jle1993

GORT! If you don't stop going on about Luke I won't tell you about Jake and Ross...*!&:@ Me and my big mouth

frys_red_jacket

oh god there's 2 more??

gort

You're a little Cleopatra with that ever growing harem!! LOL

But do any of these guys like you??? Or do you worship from afar?

CartoonMan

Flexo!

The little goatee man!

jle1993

gort

Not one valentine from all of them???

Slackers!!

jle1993

Don't worry, they'll be grovelling for forgiveness on Monday, if they don't then I'll ignore them, and they hate it when I ignore them

Guest

IT must have been the beard that got me to choose Coilette....i mean Flexo

jle1993

Flexo is soooo much hotter than Bender, its the soul patch that does it

bending_unit_22

I'm really sorry Bender. I still love you but Flexo's just way more hotter than you. But your personality is a lot more better than his. Bender's just lucky that he has that attitude. If he didn't then I would dump him and go with Flexo. Maybe if Bender gets a magnetic beard like that then things would probably change.

jle1993

Magnets make him sing folk songs, not good

Guest

I think hes a good folk song singer

bending_unit_22

Only f he wears them on his head. But if he wears them in his neck area then he won't sing. They even mention that on a commentary. Bender can wear magnets on his neck and he won't sing.