Bend Her
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Who is your favorite Robot?Excluding Bender and Flexo, who is your favorite robot.
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gort
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I love the robot devil, but Malfunctioning Eddie cracks me up!! Every time!!
So..........he got Gorts' vote!!!
Can't help but notice that Calculon isn't one of the choices....Hmmmmm......
Nice poll question, Cheeky!!
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Sweetened Angel
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i vote robot devil. like what gort say about eddie.
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gort
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Well that's two of us Jen......let's go people!!! Vote it up!!!
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Cloverfield
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Robot Santa Woooooooooo 
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jle1993
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The Devil, love a bad-bot
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gort
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Smokey misses Christmas already.....Woooooooo!!
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bitemyshinymetalass
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the robot devil, he rocks, whooooooooooooo!
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jle1993
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HELL yeah
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gort
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Still no outcry for the lack of a Calculon choice, eh??
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frys_red_jacket
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id have to say the robot devil
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jle1993
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There's a robot Devil in tha house
If ya can't stand the heat
Then get tha hell out
Woooooooooo
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bitemyshinymetalass
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calculon is pretty cool too, but not as cool as the devil.
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gort
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True........I just thought he should have been included in the poll............now Calculon is sad.........*boo-hoo....leaks oil out of robot eyes*
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bitemyshinymetalass
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yeah, lol, maybe someone add him to the poll?
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gort
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Nah.....it is what it is. The poll belongs to the author.....as it should be!
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bitemyshinymetalass
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ok, cool 
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jle1993
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Yeah, it is as the author decides, coolio
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bending_unit_22
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The Robot Devil get's my vote since Calculon's not up there. Curse you for not putting on Calculon! Anyway I love how the RD's obsessed with irony.
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Bend Her
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Sorry, I thought Caculon, like Bender and Flexo, would take all the votes. I wanted to give the other robots a chance to shine.
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Gazereths
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Mine has to be Hedonism bot...He is a freak!!!!
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gort
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There also is no singing greeting card-bot.....I love that evil little dude!!
I want one.....
To give to Gorts' mommy....
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jle1993
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Gort...are you turning to the dark side?
Awww that is so sweet, remember to take your nightlight!
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gort
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I don't think rhyming 'salami' with 'mommy' is all that dark....
Rather 'light', in fact!!
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jle1993
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You like the evil card, turn to the dark side Gort, you know you want to
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gort
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Was there for YEARS.............I'm back now.
Learning is fun.
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jle1993
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Robot Devil rawks!
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Pazuzu
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Robot devil 
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1B-DI
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It was a toss-up between Robot Devil and Hedonism Bot, but I went with Hedonism Bot. LOL
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Pariah
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I vote for the Robot Devil. You just gotta like him.
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bitemyshinymetalass
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yeah, the robot devil rules, he's so funny, lol!
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jle1993
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And he sings!
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bending_unit_22
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Not to mention the girly screams!
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jle1993
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Bender: AW hell, I mean heck
Robot Devil: It alright, you can say that here.
Love that line
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bending_unit_22
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Leela: *after touching Fry's hands* There so cold!
Robot Devil: *off camera* And yet hell is so hot! Can I have my hands back now?
Fry: No!
Robot Devil: Your not nice!
I love that part.
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jle1993
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I love it when the Robot Devil tell Fry is hands touch him, its brill
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bitemyshinymetalass
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yeah, lol, very funny!
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jle1993
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MORE DEVIL!!!
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bending_unit_22
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Robot Devil: These hands keep touching me in places!
Fry: Yeah they can get around.
I love the part when the Robot Devil's hands start choking Fry.
"That'll wear off in a couple hours"
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jle1993
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Robot Devil:You do know I only put my hand on there as a gesture of good faith
Bender: stop being a baby and chop em off
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gort
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Fry says......."I'm gonna try 'em out later" 
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Bend Her
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| gort wrote: | Fry says......."I'm gonna try 'em out later"
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I never understood why the Robot Devil wanted them back after Fry said that. I'd be like..."Uh, no thanks you can keep them."
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gort
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Transvestite robot avatar, eh?
Um......okay.
(we know it's Bender.......sorta)
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Bend Her
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| gort wrote: | Transvestite robot avatar, eh?
Um......okay.
(we know it's Bender.......sorta) |
That's a transexual avatar. He had an operation, remember? 
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bending_unit_22
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Speaking of transexual robots, who remembers the transexual robot from the F-Ray? "Why you so stupid, stupid?"
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Bend Her
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| bending_unit_22 wrote: | | Speaking of transexual robots, who remembers the transexual robot from the F-Ray? "Why you so stupid, stupid?" |
I was thinking about her today, trying to remember if she had a name or not.
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bending_unit_22
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I don't think they mentioned his and/or her's name. I just call him and/or her "the transexual robot"
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calumwhite
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The Robot Devil
Violin episode was class!
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1B-DI
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Yay for violin!
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Gazereths
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It was a fiddle!!
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frys_red_jacket
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whats the difference between a fiddle and a violin anyway? they both look the same to me
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Bend Her
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nothing, it's just the type of music played on them that defines time.
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gort
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Fiddle is for slack-jawed yokels, while violin is for pompous asses.
I like violin.
Hehehehe...
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1B-DI
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As a former violinist, I resent that. LOL
Did a little fiddling in my day too. That was more fun.
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frys_red_jacket
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, sorry that sounded a bit dodgy
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1B-DI
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LOL
It's music humor!! I love it!
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bending_unit_22
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I'm glad I ain't never play the violin or the fiddle. Some people just love to "fiddle" around in my class. Oops, did I make a joke? My bad.
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1B-DI
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I really liked playing, the only reason I stopped was that the orchestra program at my high school sucked monkey butt--that, and a so-called "friend" of mine borrowed my violin and never gave it back. Her fiance at the time pawned it.
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Gurman169
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Malfunctioning Eddie
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gort
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What a knob!!!
THAT'S the kind of people that get Gort in trouble....with the hitting and the hey it hurts and oh lady my kavoink a shenk with the anger and the hey hey now.
That make any sense? That was Frink as a bar fighting protector of women....
Like Gort is.
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1B-DI
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I'm so confused now...
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bending_unit_22
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"Whatchoo talkin bout Willis?" Or as the professor would say "Whaaaa?"
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1B-DI
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My thoughts exactly, Bendy! Gort, explain thyself.
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gort
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Well...........Beady had a friend who 'borrowed' her violin......the 'friend's' boyfriend pawned it.....he's a freakin' knod and a half...he is the kind of guy I have fought against my whole life.
Literally.
And...........I don't lose.
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1B-DI
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Well, too bad you weren't around when it happened, he was a real jerk and he beat her up once too. She dropped him like a bad habit after that.
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gort
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He is what I do.
Understand Gort?
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1B-DI
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Um, no?
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bending_unit_22
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"Whaaa, again?" "Whatchoo talking about Willis? For the second time in a row?"
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gort
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I seek out guys like him and make them a hobby. I don't like evil guys. A lot of my life has been spent on the elimeination of them.
I protect those who need it....always have...always will....
Understand now?
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1B-DI
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Mah heee-ro.
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gort
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It's what I do.
Period.
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Bend Her
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I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
Just felt like being totally random....
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gort
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I hate Rocky.......
SO much.
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1B-DI
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Woo! Let's do the Time Warp!
*Pulls on a corset and fishnet stockings*
I'M READY TO PARTY!!
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gort
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Oh my God..........STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1B-DI
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I'm schmearing on the red lipstick as we speak...now if I can just find some black stilettos in my size...
Certainly you find nothing wrong with a little fun, Gort? 
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gort
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Rocky Horror fun?
Yes........no one should be THAT nerdy, or needy.
Although it's good to have friends to do stuff with.....makes you feel less alone... 
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1B-DI
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Awww, does Gorty need a hug? 
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gort
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NO!!!!!!
Get the fu.......
Oh, sorry.......I'm ok.
Forever.
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1B-DI
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I take it you don't like the fishnets?
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gort
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Not on people who are 'Rocky' nerds.....otherwise....oh, yea!!!!
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Bend Her
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How will I live with the shame? 
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gort
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You'll manage......forum members are strong!!!
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CartoonMan
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Robot Santa! So viciously evil!
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Guest
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Im sorry but the robot devil is just so awesome
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frys_red_jacket
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| Bend Her wrote: | | How will I live with the shame? |
hey there's no shame, rocky horror rocks my socks off!!
#I'm a wild and an untamed thing
I'm a bee with a deadly sting
You get a hit and your mind goes ping
Your heart'll pump and your blood will sing#
god damnit now i wanna watch it......
ok ill stop now
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jle1993
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Never seen it, but the idea of fishnet stockings, corsets, stilletos and lots of makeup sounds fun
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gort
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Oh,Red........Rocky Horror???
Um...okay.
Lots of people seem to like it.
And Buffy.
Weird.
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jle1993
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Must be the stockings
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beccal1993
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i hope i voted for robot devil i can't remember now!
aww
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gort
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Oh yea!!
We should get back on topic. But once you vote, the topic kinda ends.
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jle1993
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Yeah...be a shame to let the thread die...
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1B-DI
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Yay Red and jle!! Rocky Horror is fun! I caught a midnight show last year and I've never been the same... 
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jle1993
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I feel another girly session coming on, you guys get the make up and costumes while I catch Gort
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gort
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Better watch the on-topic thing.....JLE is on the war path!!!
AHHHHHHH!!!! *runs away*
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jle1993
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*runs after Gort*
Come on Gort, I wanna see you in stockings
Ontopic, Robot Devil Rox
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Gurman169
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I like the little orphan Robot
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gort
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Tinny Tim.....?
Good little guy!! Bender is SO mean to him!!!
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1B-DI
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Tinny Tim is so cute, and so easily persuaded to do anything...hehe
"You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly, sir."
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Cloverfield
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Yh, when Bender kicks his leg off
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