Gurman169
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Zapp Brannigan
Full Name:Zapp Brannigan. He is the DOOP General. Zapp Brannigan is a 25 star General of the Democratic Order of Planets and has been responsible for several successful wars including a triumph of the pacifists of the Gandhi Nebula and his most famous - defeating the killbots in the octilian system.
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Cloverfield
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This guy is sooo funny and i love the way he tries sooooo hard to ge Leela even though she wants nothing to do with him.lol
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Gurman169
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Kind of reminds me of Fry but fry really cares for her and doesn't just want BOOM BOOM
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Cloverfield
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LOL. Yeah
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jle1993
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I think Zapp gos for Leela, just because she slept with him and now shes rejecting him, he sees her as a challenge.
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Gurman169
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I never thought of that until you said how hes always trying to get Leela
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SaveMeJeebus
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I love how he is so desperate for Leela. And How Leela hates him to death.
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Cloverfield
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I know, and the way he talks is hilarious as well.
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SaveMeJeebus
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Yeah. 
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volcano_worshipper
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Zapp: "Well, you forgot one thing: rock crushes scissors. But-scissors cut paper...and paper covers rock...Kif, we have a conundrum!"
Kif: *sigh*
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Gurman169
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lol
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cleocancer
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Zapp is the classic male chauvenist. thinks he's the greatest thing since sliced bread, had his way with Leela and thinks that she should be drooling at his feet, instead she spurns him which makes him pursue her even more, what a waste. Also love his voice. If I had to choose between him and Fry, I'd take Fry, at least his goofiness and personna is real, not fake like Zapparooni.
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volcano_worshipper
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Too bad Phil Hartman couldn't do the voice as intended (RIP), but Billy West did a good job.
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jle1993
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I'll say
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Cloverfield
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Yeah definately.
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jle1993
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Good good
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Cloverfield
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LOL
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Malachi_Jr.
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Ah, Zapp ... what can one say about the velour fog? He's such a great character. Somewhere between Captain Kirk and Johnny Bravo.
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Cloverfield
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LOL. Yeah. He is one of my favourite characters.
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Sweetened Angel
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he is funny. he has no pant. very cool
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jle1993
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SaveMeJeebus
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Zapp's stupid..
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jle1993
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Understatment of the year 
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SaveMeJeebus
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Hehe.
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jle1993
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Haha
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SaveMeJeebus
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Zapp is such a stupid captain. even Bender is better than him.
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jle1993
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Maybe even Fry's better than him
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SaveMeJeebus
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Yep.
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jle1993
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Definatly
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SaveMeJeebus
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Brannigan's law!!
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jle1993
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Branigan's law sucks!
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Sweetened Angel
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next new season he better keep pant on.
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jle1993
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Hopefully, but doubtfully
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SaveMeJeebus
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LOL
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jle1993
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SaveMeJeebus
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I don't think he will though.
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jle1993
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I'm hoping that Fry will beat the hell out of him in the next season
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SaveMeJeebus
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Doubt it.
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Cloverfield
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Yeah, that would be funny.
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SaveMeJeebus
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Can't picture it though.
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Ace
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| SaveMeJeebus wrote: | | Brannigan's law!! |
Brannigan is funny. And he alvays causes the death of hundreds of his men. As he sais: When Im in charge every mission is a suicide mission. I hate his damn miniskirt.
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SaveMeJeebus
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Yeah, he should change the damn suit!
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jle1993
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It depends who wears it to if it looks bad
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SaveMeJeebus
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"You should never let your oppenent see you pieces"
LOL
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jle1993
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Now I've just thought of something I didn't want to think of 
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Futurama-rama
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I do quite like the Sexlexia bit
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jle1993
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ewwwww, Branigan is a perv
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SaveMeJeebus
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Derr. 
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jle1993
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I feel sick now
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SaveMeJeebus
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Hold it.
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Futurama-rama
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Also from that episode...
Leela: Maybe you should put on a towel, sir
*Zap puts a towel around his hair*
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jle1993
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Thats it *throws up* 
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SaveMeJeebus
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Zapp= dumb funny, and dumb.
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Silver
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I think this is a great character, so Jim Kirkish but with a longer top and no trousers.
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SaveMeJeebus
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LOL yeah Silver
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Ace
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| jle1993 wrote: | | I'm hoping that Fry will beat the hell out of him in the next season |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA. My 20cm high dog could beat the crap uot of Fry. Zapp is so horny!
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SaveMeJeebus
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Ace
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| jle1993 wrote: | | ewwwww, Branigan is a perv |
Branninagns not a perv even if he likes to be spanked, altough thats weard. Gals know nothing about perv things.
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Silver
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So true.
I think the spanking he likes relates to the fact he wears no trousers and in cold weather he can't feel his backside, so it needs to be spanked so that he knows its there.
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Ace
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EXTREMELY GOOD POINT!! From a janitor.
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Cloverfield
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LMAO Ace
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Ace
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Admit it. Ace has got the funny lines.
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Cloverfield
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Yeah
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mwo4life
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Zapp needs to wear trousers
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Cloverfield
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LOL, i know. It's a disturbing image to see him in that mini skirt.
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Ace
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Point of notice. Girls should not read this. He has a very short skirt. You should be able to see his wiener. But you cant...
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ironik
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hands down the best side character
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Guest
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i wouldnt say the best but he is funny most of the time
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wwwwNAMEwwww
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i love how he discovered how to defeat the killbots
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Gazereths
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send wave after wave!!!!! joke!!!
"your all going to have learn to die together" LOL
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ironik
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what did we just destroy?
um the huble teliscope
ohh
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Pariah
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Zapp has a few good sayings here and there and is really dumb. That is what makes him funny.
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Gazereths
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"women aren't fit for service..not while im in charge" funny!!
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Pariah
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lol nice.
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TheTodd
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"I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan" LOL
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jle1993
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'You won't have time for sleeping with all the bed making you'll be doing'
Zapp's funny, if a little disgusting.
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Gazereths
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"Whats the matter private...??? Tent got your tongue!!!" What a lame joke!!
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frys_red_jacket
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"Oh god, I've never been so happy to be beaten up by a woman."
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gort
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My favorite part of that episode is how they re-charge their guns...I ROLL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING for some reason every time! Haw...floor marks....!
Plus....the hillbilly dude doesn't have to wear a uniform and he never loses his wheat chew......
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jle1993
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Zapp's funny, if he wasn't a pig he could be likable
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gort
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I have seen SO many hotties dating guys like Zapp....really annoying but I guess that's the way it goes...
Gort needs a severe case of sexlexia maybe...
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jle1993
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Nah, just be a nice guy.
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gort
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Done, and done....although opinions vary. I give what I get....I always start out nice but when people get mean I respond in kind....
Careful folks..........*looks menacing*
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Metter192
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ZAPP ROCKS!!!
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frys_red_jacket
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zapp is funny at times but if i knew a bloke like him id wanna smack him lol
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Metter192
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I wouldnt Id tell him that he was funny...then Id die
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1B-DI
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Zapp's awesome. Reminds me of a few people I've met in my life.
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1B-DI
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Oh hey!! I'm Zapp now!! Yay for me!
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gort
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Maybe your bridesmaid dress should be velour~~~!!
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1B-DI
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*gag* In the middle of summer in Houston? Please god, NOOOOOOOOOOO
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gort
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bitemyshinymetalass
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I hate zap, he's a cartoon version of the sort of person i hate..... cocky, arrogant, too big for their boots, etc....
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gort
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So....now you're calling me Zapp?
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Pazuzu
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I don't think so... why should we?
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gort
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I was saying maybe people thought Gort was cocky, etc.......Joking!
I hope!
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bitemyshinymetalass
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lol, nope, not cocky, slightly mad though.... 
*i'm very fond of using elipsises.......lol!*
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gort
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Just slightly?
LOL
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bitemyshinymetalass
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i was being restrained, i did mean totally and utterly....
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gort
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That's better!
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bitemyshinymetalass
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i thought you'd appreciate my watered down niceties more
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