Tonights show

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 3:30 am

I'm bored so I thought I would start a thread where I talk about the Simpsons episodes that are on tv each night...they show two in a row here in San Diego!!
First is the one where Homer is SUPPOSED to buy Lisa the electronic diary she wants, but makes her a crappy ( but hilarious ) kiosk video instead...
Bart..." You cut up my skateboard and threw it away!! "
Homer..."I did it for the insurance money!" LOL

Second is when Marge starts lifting weights after being mugged....I wonder if she has forgotten she was a cop once??!! ( man...she looks HORRIBLE with all those muscles!! )

Just felt like sharing....all you guys are asleep....

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:00 am

Plus in the second episode I mentioned above...Bart dresses up like Apu....he looks JUST like him!!! Even his tiny moustache! ( Lisa plays a magazine rack! ) LOL

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:40 pm

the episode that was on here tonight was the one where selma takes bart and lisa to duff gardens, and lisa gets drunk lol

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:09 pm

Maggie was drunk once too....from the fumes in Moes'....Bart says "she's a mean drunk too" ROFL

Nothing funnier than a drunk baby.
Or more tragic.
Still funny, though.

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:19 am

Tonight: Bart is emancipated!!! Homer spent all his tv commercial money...he winds up living under Tony Hawk....SKATEBOARD KING OF THE WORLD!!

Second: Homer prays to God and becomes like ST. Francis of Assisi....all the animals love him and Homer is mad when they join him in the shower!!LOL
Plus....Homer finds the tv remote through prayer.....!

I LOVE 7:00 to 8:00 weeknights!!!

YAY SIMPSONS!!

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:09 am

Well......turns out I was wrong about the 'Homer in the shower ' thing....wrong episode!

Gort says.........oops.

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:52 am

No biggie we all make mistake!!

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:02 pm

ive not seen that one in ages

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:12 pm

Me either..It is a class episode..The only one ive seen recently is the one where marge befriends that convict who is a great artist...and a great arsonist!!..Im sure the voice is very familiar..Cant think who voiced him tho

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:26 pm

michael keaton

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:17 pm

"I'm...Batman..."

No,.............you're not!!
Plus....the episode I was thinking of is when Homer stops going to church!!
Then he burns the house up, I think!

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:01 pm

Ok....tonight I get to watch:
Lisa in a spelling bee...don't remember that one so much....Hmmm..

Then.....Flanders dates a hollywood starlet...I like that one!!

Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 3:09 am

AH-HA! I'm watching it now....it's the one where Homer chases down the new Mcdon....I mean, Krusty burger Mc Ribwich!
Also Skinner says the new school year will be a w*****g good time! Hehehe...

[edited by frj]

Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 3:39 pm

sorry thought id edit that, you know just to be on the safe side

did he really say w*****g good time?
mind you i was watching one the other day and mr burns called U2 w****rs!! lol

Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 5:57 pm

Well...yes....and I was under the impression that the language on the show would be, of course, acceptable for this site!! Oh well...maybe it's a little risque...you're the moderator!!

Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 8:59 pm

i think that term is a little more offending in England that it is in the states!!! You know how prudish we are!!!

Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:05 pm

Ra-ther!! ( in my perfect english accent which I actually do )

But if they say it on the show, I shouldn't be censored here, right??
I'm a rather outspoken advocate of free speech....altough I certainly respect the fact there are young ones on this site!!

( No......not THOSE young ones!!....would be cool though...hmmmm...)

I'm gonna go get some smokes mate...be back in 1/2 hour or so...

Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:09 pm

OK bud!! im off to get some booze myself!!!

I know where your coming from mate about free speech. But we do have to protect the little ones from such a vile person as yourself

J /K

Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 10:07 pm

Vile,evil,naughty,bad Zoot.....I mean Gort! LOL

Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:51 am

Well......it's stupid Saturday now, so there's no stupid episode on my stupid tv tonight...that's so stupid! Oh well.....I can always pop in a dvd!!!

Looks like it's 1:00 in the morning where most of you are, but only 5:00 in the afternoon/evening here...*sob*

Gort want posting pals....*sob again*

*sniff*

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:03 am

Okay..............tonights' shows for me are ( as if you care )........
1 Simpsons on a dude ranch after Homer writes a song about stupid Flanders!!

2 Santas Little Helper is the new Duff dog.....YAY!! DUFFMAN episode!!

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:16 am

In England we get about 21 episodes a week.

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:39 am

i had a feeling it wouldn't be as offending in the states with it been used in the simpsons, but when its shown over here that words dubbed out

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:41 am

no fair in wales we only get 12 episodes a week, mind you thats only if you haven't got sky

the episode i watched last night was the one where lisa tries to save a tree from been cut down

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:00 am

I have seen that episode so many times now it's not funny.

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:02 am

ive seen it a few not as many as a lot of others

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:03 am

It varies. Some episodes they show all the bluddy time, others hardly ever.

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:29 pm

I think lots of Americans don't realise what 'that' word means.....it means Gorts' hobby....LOL

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:37 am

Tonights' second episode is where Bart and Milhouse find Neds' Beatles collection!! Yay!! I like the part where Milhouse morphs into all the different phases of the Beatles and then Bart quotes Lennon....."Yellow matter custard...dripping from a dead dogs' eye"

Priceless.

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 2:31 pm

i think was a bit of an overshare

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 2:32 pm

i won't be able to watch any simpsons on tv for about 3-5 days

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 2:41 pm

How does my post stop you from watching Simpsons?

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:21 pm

it doesn't lol, i was just saying in general

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:33 pm

Oh.....how come?

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 7:46 pm

cos we had our digital system installed yesterday and they forgot to give us a viewing card which means we only get a few channels, all of which there's nothing on we like

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 7:49 pm

Stupid Wales!!! LOL

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 7:49 pm

LOL yep, have to agree

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 7:55 pm

What's a 'viewing card'?
Gort wants knowledge.

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 7:56 pm

its basically just a card that gets inserted into the front of the box to enable us to recieve channels

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:02 pm

Wow.......futuristic.....and weird!

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:03 pm

lol, im sure there's probably some stuff you have too that us brits would find wierd

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:09 pm

Just look at Bush!!

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:09 pm

good point

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:13 pm

lol!

watch smokey come along brandishing his off topic sign....

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:02 am

YAY!!! Tonight is Sunday.....NEW SIMPSONS!!!!
..........AND a new King of The Hill and Family Guy!!!

Whoo-Hoo!!

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:04 pm

yay!!! tonight i can actually watch the simpsons again!!!

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:47 pm

i love sundays, lol!!!!!!!

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:41 pm

Sundays' new episode was GREAT, I thought!! Best of the season maybe....guess they're not going downhill any more...Yay!!!
Hey...people in Europe!!!! Yes.....YOU!! When a new eppy is on, when do you see it? I mean, do you see it 9 hours before me or what? Curious as usual!!

( I'm a fan of 'Count of Monte Cristo' )
Revenge!!!!!!! YAY!!!

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:46 pm

i think we're well behind you with new episodes but can't be sure, i think people with sky must on series 16/17, however people with only analogue freeview or freesat i think we're only on series 13/14

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:53 pm

Thank you so much for that explaination. What did it mean??

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:56 pm

FRJ - if your talking in UK then yes i think thats right.

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:04 pm

What's right? What?

What's goin' on??
Where am I!

Help!!!!!!!!!

( none of her post made sense to me....in USA....)

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:05 pm

I think its cos UK and USA are shown stuff at different times gort.

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:14 pm

That is a given, but I was curious if you get them a day late, day early....week late or whatever...

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:56 pm

generally months gort, for most programs anyway....

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:15 pm

Man....that sucks for you!!! I'll have to try not to post spoilers then!!

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:17 pm

its ok, i find ways to watch em

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:28 am

Tonight they're showing the one where Homer builds a bear-fighting suit....I LOVE that one !! Yay Gort!! ( Ya see Homers' butt for a minute...hehehe )
Then it's the Lisa and Michael Moore one...........meh.

I said...meh.

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:58 am

Ya know...that episode was even better than I remembered....what a perfect example of a quality show....great writing, premise....the whole shebang!!

Yay Simpsons!!!

Even the second one....Lisa doing an 'Evita' send-up was good....what a nice evening Gort had!!!
Now I'm watching that goofy 'Deal or no Deal'...while I wait for 24...I watch 'Heroes' on friday as a repeat.....

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:23 pm

One of my favorite scenes are in the 'bear' episode....
Homer makes a giant ball of cotton candy covered with caramel and takes it everywhere with him. While he naps on his famous hammock, ants start to cover it...waking him up...( now, here's the part that gets me every time...)
Homer..."AHHHH ( Homer scream )......Ants!!!.....AHHHH.....birds!!!....AHHHH....cats.....AHHHH!!!....Flanderseseses..."

ROFLMAO Hehehehe....flander-es-es-es

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:29 pm

yeah i probably should have been clearer about that, sorry for confusing you gort

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:42 pm

Confusing me occasionaly is fun for me.........I can feel what Homer feels all the time!!

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:22 am

Okay...I'm excited...tonight they're showing the episode where Tony Blair meets Homer......haven't seen that one since I joined this forum!!

I'll be thinking of my overseas mates as I watch..........miss you guys *sob, sniff*

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:12 am

yesyerday i saw the episode where bart loses his hearing and ends up unknowingly mooning the american flag

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:03 pm

That's a good one....don't remember the whole show but I remember that part...

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:27 am

Tonight is the backyard tennis court one.....hehehehe! Yay!!

Homer doesn't know the difference between tennis and foxy boxing!! LOL

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:08 pm

yesterday i watched the one where they all had to go to family therapy, a treehouse of horror one (can't remember which number it was but one was where bart started getting this big statue to do stuff for him, like kill skinner) and i also saw the one where prof frink showed bart and lisa their future

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:44 pm

I like the future one....Poor Milhouse........

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:15 am

Tonight is a good one.....Homer frames poor Marge for drunk driving!! She has a blast drinking until then, though!! Marge drunk.......what fun!!

Then......Bart goes to jail and meets a girl..........meh.

I said......meh.

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:45 pm

ive never seen that one

we've got all the old ones showing at the moment, the one yesterday was when bart sets up a plan to get back at nelson

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:56 pm

Classic....but the drunk Marge one is great!! I'm sure you'll get to see it sometime!!

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:58 pm

hopefully

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:14 pm

In heaven there's a 2000 inch lcd tv playing Simpsons all the time!!!

Maybe.

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:16 pm

Sweet, 1 sec while i go err do something.

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:55 pm

Yea, right!! Like YOU'RE going to heaven!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:57 pm

why not?

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:03 pm

I'm just kiddin' mate....if there's a heaven....I think you qualify!!
You seem quite nice!!

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:21 pm

'quite'

lol

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:40 am

Well, tonights' show has LOTS of parts we've all talked about recently....first, the open is the family as japanese animation style superheroes.....then, geezer's rock, Smithers' Burns' tatoo and more.......COOL!!!
The one before that was Bart mooning the flag while deaf....okay ep..

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:07 pm

the one i watched last night was the one where homer bought marge a bowling ball for her birthday

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:35 pm

Wow....that's an old one!!!

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:54 pm

yep lol, we're getting all the old ones at the moment

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:25 pm

That's not such a bad thing!! They're not as good as later ones, but still cool!!

Yay!!

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:36 pm

I disagree..i think the older ones are better....well..not the really old ones...but some of the new ones are weak......up till about season 12..they were the best.

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:43 pm

I thought S14 was good.

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:44 pm

I just think they're running low on ideas...

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:46 pm

Not suprising seeming as they have done over 400 episodes.

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:56 pm

Yes that is true..Thats why i prefer the early epps i think.....

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:02 pm

I like them all tbh

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:05 pm

I like em all...im just saying that the later ones seem to be very light on storyline.....But still very, very funny...!!!

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:06 pm

Definately, will take some beating!!!

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:09 pm

I suppose thats it!!...That the first 10 or so seasons were soooooo good that we have higher expectations....Ah well...cant wait for the movie!!!

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:16 pm

Me either, gonna rock. It's been so long since i first heard about it.

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:04 pm

i remember hearing about the movie, it was advertised at the cinema last year when i went to see ice age 2, i think i actually shouted out "yeah a simpsons movie" lol
anyway the simpsons i watched tonight was another old one, it was the one with the babysitter bandit

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:05 am

Wow......REALLY old!!! Second one, I think...

And I think the writers have put most of their talent and energy into the movie....we'll see what happens next year.....

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:07 am

Hopefully it will kick some major B hind...But we will see!

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:31 am

We will, indeed!!!

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:49 pm

i just hope that it doesn't turn out to be not very good

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:09 pm

Well, if I know human nature.....if it is sub-par....the real fans will still defend it.

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 11:44 am

the simpsons i watched yesterday was where homer gets stuck in a hole in the cave and lisa tells him a story and other peoples stories, obviously wasn't on tv though as they are only showing older ones at moment