Ask a stupid question

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:59 am

I saw this on another forum and it is great.

I start by asking a stupid question and someone gives a stupid answer then the person who gave the answer askes a stupid question and so on and so forth.

What wold Fry do if the universe was sucked into a black hole and he had to float around for eternity with nerds?

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:26 pm

Play Dungeons and Dragons

What would Zoidberg do if he had everything to eat in the world?

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:27 pm

Find the nearest bin.

What would Bender do if he couldn't drink or smoke?

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:28 pm

Commit Suicide

What would Zoidberg rather do eat or mate?

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:13 am

No Q Gurman?

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 2:25 pm

He has now

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:11 pm

A: Eat eat eat!

Q: Would Frey eat his own hand or become a mutant?

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:52 pm

He could fit if it wern't for them damn Arms!

If youv'e watched it can you UN-watch it?

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 4:24 pm

A: I need to go to the bathroom

Q: Bender are you made of metal?

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:55 am

You know it pork pouch!! Over 100%!!

Wheres the galaxy of terror?

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:05 pm

In my cupboard!
Why did Fry get frozen?

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:18 pm

Why did Richard Nixon die?

we're in 3001, that makes us in the 1st century right?

Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:13 pm

Can I get back to you on that one?

Why did Fry go out with Michelle?

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:22 pm

Yeahh... Bacon is nice

Leela what's with the eye?

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:05 am

I think she was a clumsy carpenter!

What socks?

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:01 am

Whaaa??

Where Am I?

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:09 pm

PIE!

What color of undies does your pet wear?

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:36 pm

soylent green!

What is the president gagging on?

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:32 pm

I like pie.

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:33 pm

MMMMMM....cherry pie my favourite....wink wink!!

Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 1:49 pm

i like this thread..

fry got frozen to save the future from brains, right? by nibbler, i mean.

what would slurms mckenzie rather do than party?

Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:31 pm

Party some more?

Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 9:34 pm

no, hang out at home and watch videos with a few friends.

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:22 pm

you're meant to ask another question...

Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 12:32 am

Ok, does Pazuzu really care about Farnsworth?

Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 1:10 am

no, he just wanted his freedom!

DOES AMY LIKE PINK NAIL POLISH?

Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 4:01 pm

YEs

Does AMy Like Pink Nail Polish

Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:49 pm

yes
does AMy like pink nail polish?

Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 6:12 pm

no

what will fry do without slurm

Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 6:33 pm

drink soylent cola
why does the scientific community have a problem with farnsworth?

Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 6:38 pm

because hes and idiot...lol

what is frys full name

Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:07 pm

phillip j.
does the dave mathews band rock?

Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 3:02 am

only when your drunk , or your own grandfather!

what socks?

Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 10:16 pm

those socks can't you see man!!!!

if space is infinte can you always see earth or can you go too far?

Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 10:20 pm

you cant go far enough to see like leela.

Where is dog doo 8?

Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 10:28 pm

dog do 8 is lost planet 9

but more importantly where is planet 9

Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 10:48 pm

Just past the planet of the clams!!!

How bad does zoidberg smell?

Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 10:51 pm

as strong as his sense of smell will let him

whats scruffy the janitors favourite tool?

Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 11:13 pm

The double D cup wrench!!!

Wheres the biggest hole in the universe?

Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 11:16 pm

the black hole

however could the universe fit inside the black hole?

P.S. 50 posts my first upgrade

Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 11:26 pm

Because it was crushed into a quantum singularity!!

Why does zoidberg eat garbage!!???

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 5:24 am

a free (warm?) meal.
does fry believe in ghosts?

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 5:27 am

yes...only when he is in benders uncles house tho!!!

What taste's purple?

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 5:34 am

aww something after nibbler erases his brain? i forget

how do you like my new avatar?

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 5:39 am

i like it as much as fry hates slurm!

How does the universe end?

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 8:05 pm

it dosen't its infinte
however equally pressing how does it start?

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 8:31 pm

it doesny were all dreaming
how will i die

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 8:36 pm

fatallly

would a compass work in space?

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 8:37 pm

yes but ud drop it and it wud fly away
will aliens attack earth

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 8:47 pm

yes

whats the next stage of human evolution?

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:40 am

We will evolve beyond the need for asses!

Why does fry carry butter in his pocket?

Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:48 am

it gets him out of sticky situations.

What is the strechy stuff inside Super Stretch Armstrong?

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:35 am

Old chewed up bubble gum.

What is 1 + 1?

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:02 pm

11

How does scruffy keep his job? He's lazy!!!

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:31 pm

he threatens his boss
who invented futurama?

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:04 am

Me.

When will the world end?

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:52 pm

tommorow
whos the smartest person in futurama?

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:34 pm

Fry.

Who is the dumbest person in Futurama?

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:26 am

The giant brain

Why do scooty puff juniors suck?

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:29 pm

I dunno you tell me.

What makes the world go round?

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:35 pm

one badass gravity pump

why does fry shag his own granny?

Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:30 am

why not...

when will this whole internet fad end?

Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:38 am

When it ends.

What does the future bring us?

Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:55 am

Drunken robots and Richard Nixon as President...again.

Why does my tooth hurt?

Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:04 am

Because life is unfair.

How can you contemplate the crime unpunishable?

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:31 pm

when the crime itself is punishment enough

why are bananas called bananas and not apples?

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:52 pm

Because when I was born I got dropped on my head

Why do you know my name with 3 and a half senses but not with only 2

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:50 pm

1. because my mummy told me.

2. why am i called danny?

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:43 pm

Because you don't want to be called donkey

Why does Leela have one eye?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:58 am

Because it's better than no eyes

Why is Bender a robot?

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:15 pm

God made him that way.

How will Professer Farnsworth die?

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:08 pm

of oldness

does fry thing lucy liu is sexy? (i asked this because i just watched codename the cleaner with lucy liu)

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:20 am

Yeah of course

What would happen if the universe box flew into the sun?

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 4:26 pm

It would burn up (and everyone would DIE)

Why is Leela's hair purple?

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 4:53 pm

Because if it wasn't it would be a different colour

Why won't MSN let me sign in?

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:31 am

Because it hates you.

Your mission is to choose not to accept the mission. Do you accept the mission?

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:56 pm

LOOK, A DISTRACTION!!!

Why?

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:57 pm

Why not?

Who rules the roost?

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:01 pm

huh? Don't bother me Im tired.

What was the first post ever made on this site?

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:03 pm

I belive it was "hail to the chimp"

Where is my brain?

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:05 pm

Replaced with a monkeys! Muahaha

Is it just me or is it just me?

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:36 pm

No

What's with the monkeys?

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:38 pm

They are the rulers of the planet...

How do you make a onion bahji bomb?

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:40 pm

You have asked the wrong person.

If 1+1= 2 then whats 2+1?

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:41 pm

An isosceles triangle.

Where has my pet chicken gone?

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:43 pm

Chicken heaven. And my stomach

Why does Superman wear tights?

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:44 pm

3

If the answer is 42, what's the question?

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:45 pm

He likes to show off.

Why must the world go round? Why can't it go up or down?

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:45 pm

To attract Lois lane....

Why do i exist?

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:47 pm

So I could post this messege.

Why me?

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:49 pm

You are the chosen one.

WHEN WILL IT ALL END?

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:52 pm

2 seconds from now. Pack your bags.

Whats does the abbrevation SCUBA stand for?

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:12 pm

Sexual Congress Under Bill clintons Administration

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:13 pm

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:13 pm

It all makes sense now.

Where can I get anti-gravity boots?

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:14 pm

the anti-gravity boots shop!

What's the evil plan?

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:16 pm

Its not so evil anymore.

Can I launch myself into space with 40 rockets strapted to my back?

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:17 pm

Yeah, if you want to die in a blaze of glory.

Why do dogs bark?

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:18 pm

they got nothing better to do.

What do cats meow?

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:18 pm

Depends on how big the rockets are

Why can't I think what question to ask?