Bart Simpson

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:27 pm

You can use this section to talk about Bart and ONLY Bart.

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:53 pm

third favourite charcter.

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:50 pm

bart pretty cool kid. he my favortie. he alway call him homer not dad.

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:44 pm

a good character but i now hate the expression dont have a cow man

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 8:58 pm

But how often do you hear that expression?

Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:01 am

in the older episodes a lot but not that much in the newer ones also my family uses it a lot

Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:05 am

"Eat my Shorts"

Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:38 am

Aye cerumba

Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:31 pm

God no.

Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:51 am

No what?

Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 1:07 pm

barts defintly my fav simpsons character

Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:31 pm

me too. he alway pick on moe when he use phone. that was funny.

Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:42 pm

Yeah, the prank calls are funny.

Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:56 pm

im looking for a homer a homersexual LOL

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:36 am

Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 9:07 pm

Bart was always my top guy on the show. Back when I was really into the Simpsons, I thought nobody else was better than him.

Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 9:20 pm

Yea, he's great but not as good as Homer.

Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 9:37 pm

yeah i agree

Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 9:59 pm

Good

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barts my favorite

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:57 pm

barts my second favourite

Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:32 am

i do love the different pranks he thinks up

Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:12 am

yeah, it so funny. you think maybe he will doing pranks on moe again new season. i hope he will.

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:29 pm

i hope so i want moe to kill him one day lol!

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:42 am

bart look alot better that old short show 1987.

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:59 am

Who do you think has improved the most...looks wise? I say Homer.

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:09 am

i think it homer.

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:14 pm

Jen and Gort say Homer.....Maggie stayed almost the same...

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 2:09 pm

i think homer changed the most too, his voice also changed slightly

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 2:14 pm

We all agree, then? OK!

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 2:15 pm

yup seems that way, back to bart now.......i actually really love his laugh its really evil and makes me laugh every time

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 2:21 pm

I like seeing his vulnerable, 10 year old side....rare as it may be!

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 2:23 pm

like when he cried when he failed his test cos he had actually tried really hard

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 2:31 pm

That's a good example!! Yes!!
Even Dahmer probably liked puppies....

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:28 am

yeah, it is cool when he lets his guard down, like when he fancies the girl next door but she gets a boyfriend.....

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:23 pm

or whenever he feels sorry for his mum and starts hanging out with her

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:23 pm

yeah, lol, thats cool too....

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:52 pm

Or all the times he saves Lisa, or stands up for Lisa or actually likes Lisa....in many ways , he's like an actual 10 year old to me! Gotta love him!

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:53 pm

yeah he's cool. puts on a front but is actually very vunderable underneath.....

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 4:13 pm

Just like adult bullies and punks.....posers!!
Posers with creamy centers.

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 4:19 pm

lol, i agree...... i think?

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 4:33 pm

Yes....you agree.

Gort says so.

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 4:35 pm

ok, i wouldn't want to upset gort.

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:21 am

Barts the funny one, not the funniest bit still great, and really dumb lol.

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:35 pm

Hey Smokey....where has Bitey been? What did you do to him?
Or is he upset because I didn't take his challenge....?

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:36 pm

He's doing some lost thing at the moment.

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:44 pm

I see........well, I miss talking with him....and Paz....

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:59 pm

What...you dont like talking to me

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:09 pm

Well I don't MISS you....you're not gone, ya lunatic!!!
LOL

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:10 pm

Yes, you could say Bart is a younger me.

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:21 pm

YIKES!!!
And, even though I'm a dude, I was like Lisa!!!

Weird.

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:22 pm

Have i scared ya

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:22 pm

im glad im not like any of them, mind you i could possibly be a female milhouse

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:24 pm

Ohhh nooooo.

How come?

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 8:23 pm

well i was kinda nerdy back in school, and i used to have these huge round red glasses (oh the shame

), all i was missing was the blue hair and eyebrows

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 9:30 pm

That is So sad.....but at least you're over the 'nerd stage'.....

Wait......where are we, again?

OOPS.....

Hehehehe....
(just kiddin')

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:39 pm

That is sad

.

But as gort said you're over it now

Where does Bart rate as your best charcater?

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:09 pm

barts my first fav character

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:08 pm

He almost married a girl last night....'cause she was pregnant.

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 4:06 pm

WHAT????????, im assuming it was a flash forward episode....

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 4:43 pm

Nope. He was 10.

He told her he had that disease that makes you look really old, so a doctor gave him some medicine to make him look younger and he took too much. LOL

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:03 pm

Thanks for the spoiler

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:14 pm

It's only one sentence.......plus you guys don't get to them for a while. I thought that would be useful info. Sorry if I made anyone mad!!

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 10:21 pm

LMAO i really wanna see that episode now

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 10:31 pm

All in all.....not that great....compared to others. I might be wrong, though....

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:10 pm

Wish i had seen it tho..

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:30 pm

You will.........someday!!

Hehehehe...

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:04 am

Next year probably

Oh well.

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:11 am

I'll see it soon enough......"thats not soon enough" LOL

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Still the episode did make Bart seem weird happy funny and almost a lot of other stuff

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:45 am

Course he was happy....he was dating an older woman.....that usually does it......for a while anyway.

Unless, of course, you're Gorts' age....then older women are way TOO old and you have to switch to younger.

It's how the world works.
Sorry.

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Haha . Wisdom from the Gort Himself

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:46 am

I saw an episode that i hadnt seen before last night, don't know if it was new or not.

Bart.

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:40 pm

What was it about?
My episode last night was the one where Bart finds the old Playdude magazines and turns his treehouse into a swingin' bachelor pad.....amd Marge enters a bake-off with, in her words........SUGAR WEINERS....!

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:45 pm

When Homer and Lisa fall out over Fathers day and Homer becomes this saftey person and nearly becomes head office instead of quimby.

"What? Theres no Fathers day eve?"

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:30 pm

Ah, yes......Homer as a safety cop........good idea! LOL

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:30 pm

Do you remember the episode? Is it a new one?

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:06 pm

I think, maybe.
Is it the one where the old guy is stealing the diamond?
And Quimby tries to rob Homer with his broken gun?

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:07 pm

No

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:39 pm

Well then......I can't remember if it's old or new. I suspect new.

Or I would know it...

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:42 pm

Me too, it must be new!

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:19 pm

i think ive seen that episode but can't fully remember

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:27 pm

Eat my shorts

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:52 pm

aye carumba (i can't believe that was his first word LOL)

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:02 pm

*RING RING*

*PICKS UP* hellos moes bar

Bart: is there someone there named Amanda Hugnkiss

Moe: hello is there a Amanda Hugnkiss here i need amanda hugnkiss

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:13 pm

moe : "why cant i find amanda hugnkiss"

barney : "Maybe your standards are too high" lmao

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:14 pm

LMAO

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 11:46 pm

i love bart's joke on moe.

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:11 am

Yeah me too..thats one of the high points of the show!!

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:21 am

That got old for me a LONG time ago.....sorry....

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:55 am

I suppose it's been a long time since you made crank calls!!???..Its been a while for me TBH..

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:01 am

Um.....yea.

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:03 am

But it's still funny to me!!

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:15 am

See now, I like people of ALL AGES falling down!!

I don't discriminate.

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:33 am

LOL...me too..but Oaps have more chance of injuring themselves...that's not funny...sorry....

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:21 am

Well.....since we are in the Bart section, I'll say it's more fun to see a Bart aged kid eat it on a skateboard than an oap....

Hah!! Wood pushers!!!

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:03 pm

Barts jokes to moe are great, ill try and remember some more

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:36 pm

Moe: "Hello, Moe's Tavern--birthplace of the Rob Roy."

Bart: "Is Seymour there? Last name Butts."

Moe: "Just a sec." (Calling out) "Hey, is there a Butts here? Seymour Butts? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butts!"

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:42 pm

lol!

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I think one of the funniest Bart/Homer episodes is Saturdays of Thunder with the soapbox derby thing. Its such a funny episode cus Bart and Homer are what its focused on