The Wishing Game

Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 6:36 pm

Granted but they're in black and white without sound

Wish I knew who Jack The Ripper was

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:52 pm

Granted, but you bang your head and get amnesia before you can tell anyone else.

I wish I had hair like an anime chick.

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:57 pm

Granted but then your eyes are freakin' HUGE too

wish I knew who the Zodiac was

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:24 pm

Granted, but things take an awkward turn when he asks you, "What's your sign, baby?"

I wish I could visit my sister

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:39 pm

Granted but she socks you in the throat. Why? I don't know. It's really none of my business. Jeez.

Wish I wasn't leaving for a while
( be back later though )

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:36 pm

I really feel abused now! Yeesh!

Wish granted, but brain slugs fly out of the computer and assimilate you.

I wish......I had a Coke

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:03 pm

Granted, but it's that new coke crap

wish my interview goes well today

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:08 pm

I really can't say anything bad about that, I hope it goes well for you too! Good luck! Yet maybe........the interview goes great, your boss' head explodes and they hire you to take his place. Sweeeeeet.

Wish my cat would leave me alone!

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:30 pm

Thanks...LOL
Granted but then dogs attack you...

wish Gaz would git ta postin'

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:36 pm

Wish granted but he turns into a spammer and gets banned

I rich I could get rich by being a golddigger

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:05 pm

granted but then I don't like ya anymore

wish I had the money for someone to want to gold dig

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:09 pm

Granted, but the only gold digger who comes your way is a transvestite prostitute named Lola.

Wish I had new earrings

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:27 pm

Granted, but you lose them 5 minutes after getting them

I wish I knew what to do this evening

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:15 pm

Granted, but it turns out it's robbing a liquor store in a stolen car naked and you get caught

wish I wasn't feeling ill like all the English plague victims here

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:24 am

Granted, but now you're dead

Wish I could get my cross stitch done

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:58 am

wish granted but after finishing it you realise a little part of it is wrong and you have to unstich it all and start again

i wish i didn't have so many letters to write

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:21 pm

I actually have done that before, it sucks!!

Wish granted, but now you don't have any friends either.

Wish the next couple of days would pass sloooooowly

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:25 pm

Granted but it's because you're in a coma

Wish my mom would answer her phone

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:27 pm

Wish granted but when she does she has a massive row with you and you don't talk to her for 40 years.

I wish I could find my phone

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:23 am

Granted, but it's at the bottom of a river

I wish my knee would stop hurting

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:45 am

Granted....and I know because I still have your leg

wish Gaz would finish posting my pics

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:55 am

DAMN!

Granted, but they cause a massive virus on every computer on the planet and it's ALL YOUR FAULT

Wish I had a drink.

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:09 pm

granted, but it's a drink of molten lava

wish more people were on the board ( Gort is only one )

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:54 pm

Granted, but the only people on the board are guests who are too afraid to register and/or post.

I wish I had a magic wand.

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 6:05 pm

granted, but it's super-duper tiny and you lose it

wish I had all the Get Smart episodes on dvd

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:27 pm

wish granted but your dvd player breaks

i wish sky 3 would hurry up and get new episodes of tru calling

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:38 pm

Granted but then your tv breaks....just like my dvd player..

Wish we could all meet and have a big party

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:41 pm

Wish granted but it gets busted by the coppers.

I wish i could play 'gears of war' better.

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:00 pm

( I saw you said your head has been repeatedly blown off )

Granted but the game creators get mad and beat the crap otta ya

wish I was hungry enough for pizza now...

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:03 pm

Granted but you'll keep eating and eating until you become fatter than human Bender

I wish that Bender has the beard instead of Flexo

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:15 pm

Granted, but he wears it on his shiny metal ass

wish I could speak Gaelic

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:13 am

Granted, but no one understands you.

Ciamar a tha thu?

Wish I spoke Gaelic better.

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:19 pm

granted but then Washington throws you out for being IRA

wish I knew what the hell you said

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:59 pm

Hmm...okay, I'll grant this, but then giant space bees are going to build a hive on your house. It means "How are you?" in Scottish Gaelic.

Wish I could decide what I want for breakfast.

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:08 pm

MMMMM.....space honey

granted but it's something that blinds you

wish I was having a beer with my dad
( will be later )

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:16 pm

That sounds like fun! Except the beer part. Make it a margarita and I'm there. LOL

Granted, I guess, but you spill it all over yourself.

Wish I could watch the Super Bowl today. (Stupid job!!!!!!!!!!!)

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:24 pm

Granted, but the tv explodes and blinds you

wish I knew what all this blinding was about

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:57 pm

Granted..but it blinds you with its magnificence.

I wish for harmony to be restored in the forum....

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:17 pm

Wish granted but they dont trust people

I wish i had the red dwarf ring tone

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:57 pm

i actually used to have that lol
anyway wish granted but it doesn't work on your phone

i wish i wasn't stressed about valentines day

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:18 pm

granted, but tou have an argument with your boyfriends' new girlfriend

wish I had a girl to buy flowers and write poetry for

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:21 pm

wish granted but she's weird and eats the poetry and flowers

i wish i had a baby

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:46 pm

Most of my ex's were a little weird...
Granted, but you're arrested for kidnapping

wish I could get rid of my headache

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:49 pm

wish granted but it turns into a migraine instead

i wish i wasn't tired

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:58 pm

granted but you speed up until time slows down ( ring a bell? )

wish I could take my mom to lunch today

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:35 pm

Granted, but you both get food poisoning

I wish Valentine's Day didn't exist

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:38 pm

No you don't.....you wish you had someone to share it with...

Granted, anyway....but then Christmas goes too

Wish I could hang out at home all day

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:05 pm

Me too!! I'd TOTALLY rather do this than talk on the phone to idiots all day...

"Thank you for calling, my name is Kristi, how may I help you today? Your phone isn't working? Is it turned on? Press the 'power' button. Thank you for calling Virgin Mobile, have a great day."

Erm...I mean, granted, but it's only because you have the flu and you're puking all day long.

I wish I could go to Africa and see a giraffe.

(still not a fan of Valentine's Day)

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:10 pm

Granted but it's a Vampire Giraffe and it gets ya...

wish I could cash my giant check

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:26 pm

Granted, but you can't spend any of the money for some weird reason my tired brain can't think of

Wish I had a giant check to cash

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:31 pm

Granted but they charge you 70 dollars to cash it..( bastards )

wish I had a pizza right now

( never got one the other day )

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:12 am

Granted, but it was made by Cygnoids.

Wish more people were on the forum now.

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:49 pm

wish granted but none of them talk

i wish i wasn't hungry

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:47 pm

Granted, but now you have a horn growing out of your head (LOL)

Wish my mom wasn't sick

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:04 pm

granted, but she uses her newfound strength to beat you relentlessly

wish I knew how to fence

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:08 pm

Granted but the sords are sharp and you dont wear protection
I wish i were a pixie

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:23 pm

granted but then your wings are torn off by a mean little neighbor kid

wish I could go surfing

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:24 pm

granted but a shark chaces you
(plz go on ma game)
i wish i could ride an elephant!

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:48 pm

granted but it takes you into quicksand

Wish I had picture of me riding an elephant

( I did once, ya know!! )

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:51 pm

Granted, but it's blown out of your hand by a gust of wind.

(Riding elephants is fun! I did that once too!)

I wish my shirt wasn't so wrinkly. Damn cotton.

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:57 pm

Wish granted but it shrinks and you can't get it off

I wish everyone would accept that Fry's mine!

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:52 pm

Wish granted, but fry implodes, so you can't have him anyway

I wish my finger didn't hurt

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:36 am

Granted, but that's because it fell off

Wish I wasn't sick

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:48 am

Me too, sweetie!! I saw you blame your mom.....lol
granted but then you have to work a month straight 14 hours a day

wish someone knew who Get Smart was

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:13 pm

Granted but they get asassinated

I wish i had ears like dunbo so i can fly

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:19 pm

wish granted, but everyone laughs at you because you look really stupid

I wish more people would join my random board

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:22 pm

Wish granted but they never post

I wish it was sunny

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:48 pm

granted but u get a rare skin desiease and cant go out
I wish it would snow for more than 5 mins and i wouldnt have to go to school

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:22 pm

granted but then you're stupid your whole life

wish I was so rich, my maid had a butler

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:28 pm

granted, but you're maid's butler gets jealous and murders everyone!

I wish I could get some inspiration for writing some songs for our band

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:33 pm

granted but the ideas are from the nightly news and all your fans get depressed and commit suicide.....can you blame them?? Huh? Can you?? CAN YOU???

wish I was making breakfast right now

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:23 am

Wish granted but it all goes wrong

I wish the heating in my house wasnt broken.

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:02 pm

granted but it gets so hot you are vaporized.....like, um...smoke

wish I wasn't hungover

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:12 pm

Wish granted but you fall down dead

I wish for lots of money

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:34 pm

granted but it's american confederate money from the civil war.....worthless

wish Gaz would get my package

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:12 pm

Wish granted..But the internation post is laughable.

I wish for a endless supply of alcohol.

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:14 pm

granted but.......WAIT A MINUTE!!!! I'm not granting that!!! Screw you!!!

wish I could give my mom a vacation for valentines day

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:44 pm

awwww granted no but side cos that is sweet
i wish i had a dog

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:47 pm

granted....but, of course......it rips your face off

I wish all forum members were not insane

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:48 pm

granted but you turn insane (im not insane you psycopath)
i wish i had a talking horse

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:57 pm

granted, but he tells you to kill people......and you gfet caught...

Wish I was on a beach somewhere with someone I love....

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:01 pm

granted but she/he breaks up with you

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:02 pm

oh yeh i wish i had a million pounds

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:06 pm

granted....but it's poop

wish more people were normal and felt good about themselves

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:09 pm

wish not granted even i feel bad about myself n im only 13
i wish i will pass all my gcses

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:24 pm

granted......no ill will from me on that one....

wish I had a cheese cake the size of my head!!!

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:31 pm

Granted, but you also get an arterial clot the size of your head after you eat it

Wish I could quit my job

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:30 am

granted but you get rehiered
i wish i had some new johdpurs

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:10 pm

granted but the horse eats them off of you and chokes to death (wow...weird)

wish someone would be my Valentine

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:56 pm

wish granted but she turns out to be a bloke

i wish i had more money to spend on valentines

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:11 pm

granted but you sleep through it

wish I was in Anna Nicoles' will

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:55 pm

Granted, but her lawyer finds a loophole that allows him to block your inheritance and keep all the money for himself. Evil bstrd.

Wish someone besides my dad would give me chocolate for Valentine's Day.

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 6:15 pm

You always manage to make me sad...(lol)
granted but then your dad gets jealous and kills him......or her..(hehehe)

wish one of my MANY exs would return, if only for a while

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:27 pm

granted but she is a kisser and teller
i wish i didnt get my hair cut today!(got a fringe)

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:46 pm

Oh...they were all that...
granted but then it's shaved and dyed blue....actually sounds kinda cool

wish I had a beer

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:59 pm

granted but it is out of date and warm
i wish i had nice long nails

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 4:49 pm

Granted but they're growing out of your forehead

wish I had Damien Rices new album ( 9 )

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 4:54 pm

Granted, but your player blows up

I wish I could breathe normally...damn cough

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:03 pm

granted but it's through your butt ( don't sneeze )

wish I could think of a wish

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:03 pm

granted but the air makes your eyes dissolve when u o out
i wish ma m8 wud get betta