The Wishing Game

Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:00 am

Granted, but then you fall ill with bubonic plague

I wish I could go to a movie tonight

Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:17 pm

Granted...But you have to watch the same movie every night for the rest of your life.

I wish for a end to boredom for everyone.

Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:47 pm

Granted, but then no one goes on the computer, so no one comes on this website, because they're all busy being not bored!!!

I wish that my friends weren't busy tomorrow so we could go to the cinema

Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 6:38 pm

granted but you accidently walk in unders the sign that says "gay enterence"
i wish i didnt have a belly ache

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:54 am

wish granted but you have a head ache instead

I wish i didnt have to do this copyright essay

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:23 pm

Wish granted, but you have to write a 10000 page story for tomorrow instead

I wish I wasn't so tired

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:34 pm

wish granted but you sleep walk
i wish teradactuls weren't extinkt

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:39 pm

Granted but they eat your family and horses

wish I had a peanutbutter cup right now

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:56 pm

Granted but you are allergic to peanuts and your throat swells up.

I wish i had a never ending supply of Red Stripe lager.

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:06 pm

Granted but.........well......you die

wish I had acoupon for a new dvd....had it, deleted it....dammit!

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:26 pm

Granted, but it's expired

Wish my interview had gone better

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:39 pm

Me too.

That's all.

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:42 pm

No wish gort?
Well I wish that gort had had a wish!!!

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:51 pm

Granted but it's a bad wish, like.....

wish I could blow people up with my thoughts

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:49 am

granted but you think of yourself

I wish i had a chocolate bar.

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:22 am

granted, but everyone drinks too much chocolate and gets sick in it

wish I could be 12 again

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:11 pm

wish granted but it means going through puberty again

i wish i wasn't half way to 50 next year

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:32 pm

Oh my....then you'll be SO old!!!
Granted but you start growing a year younger each day, until.....BAM!

wish I liked hangovers

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 11:37 am

wish granted but hangovers don't like you

i wish i had all the friends episodes on dvd

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:12 pm

Granted but they only play in Japanese

wish I could fly

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:53 pm

wish granted but you can't land and you die of lack of oxygen

I wish I could pass all my exams

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:25 pm

Wish granted but they mean nothing

I wish i was never hungry.

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:31 pm

wish granted but you die

i wish i wasn't tired

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 4:30 pm

Wish granted but you die

I wish for immortality.

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 4:35 pm

Granted, but everyone else dies

I wish everyone was immortal

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 4:50 pm

Wish granted but we destroy the earth

I wish for a new laptop.

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 5:11 pm

granted but it weighs 3000lbs and cruhes your lap

wish i didn't have a freakin' sore throat

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 5:12 pm

I might have to call in sick to the job I don't have...Heeheehee...

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:00 pm

Wish granted, but now your fingers hurt and you can't type.

I wish my back didn't hurt...

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:05 pm

Wish granted, but the world explodes

I wish I wasn't so tired

Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 6:17 am

Granted, but now you can never sleep again

I wish there were more hours in the day!

Hey Pazuzu, I clicked on the link in your sig and now apparently I'm a vampire...my name is Eruaphadriel...I have no clue what just happened! I guess it's a game or something?

Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 8:28 am

Wish Granted but your day replays the whole year

I Wish that u it slaps

Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:12 pm

what???

i wish i had a rabbit

Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:53 pm

Wish Granted But The Rabbit Has World Domination!

I Wish that i had another wish

Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 5:09 pm

wish granted, but it is corrupted, and this makes you sad!

I wish my homework was all done so I didn't have to spend more time trying to do it!

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:44 pm

Granted, but it's so incorrect you get thrown out of school and you have to live in a shoebox.

wish I was small enough to live in a shoebox

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:55 pm

Granted, but you get trodden on

I wish I didn't get bored so easily

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:27 pm

Granted but you spend days playing with a piece of string

wish I wasn't almost out of cigs

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:21 pm

Granted, but now you're completely out

Wish my feet weren't so cold

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:35 pm

Granted.......stumpy!! lol

Wish it would keep raining for a week

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:00 pm

Granted but your house floods and you have to move back in with Mommy

Wish I could have a vacation

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:21 pm

Granted but it's an Bahagdad

Wish I could spell Iraqi city names better

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:18 am

Granted but you spell them really bad now so you just spell them bad

I wish i had a pit bull that was loyal and wouldnt hurt me

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:30 am

Granted, but he pees on your leg

Wish I had some Mike's Hard Lemonade

(PS Gort---it's Baghdad)

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:11 pm

Yea, I know......could've found out in seconds....I have a computer, ya know!!

Granted, but it tastes like Mikes Hard Lemonade

wish I had a tuna sandwich

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:18 pm

Granted but it's full of dolphin.

I wish i had a sixpack instead of a keg....

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:01 pm

Granted but your head gets really fat

wish I had perfect teeth

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:08 pm

Granted but they're false ones.

I wish for a chicken curry.

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:25 pm

Granted, but it's bird flu curry

wish I had a maid

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:31 pm

Granted but skives (lol) all the time...

I wish i had the legs for a skirt

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:44 pm

Granted but you're boobs are too big

wish I didn't have to do laundry

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:45 pm

Granted but you have to be naked all the time...

i wish i was a millionaire

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:56 pm

How would that differ?

Granted but you're in jail

wish all the members were rich

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:58 pm

LOL

Granted but they all leave

I wish i had more beer...

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:11 pm

Granted, but it's non-alcoholic

Wish it wasn't snowing

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:22 pm

Granted but you get lava instead

wish I hadn't had spaghetti for breakfast

*burp*

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:30 pm

Um, granted, but now you have to eat raw duck eggs.

Wish I had an ice cream cake

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:50 pm

Granted, but it's that weird meat flavored ice cream I told you about

Wish my avatar was as cool as BDs or Reds

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:59 pm

Granted, but it has the wrong name on it

Wish I could post from work

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:10 pm

Granted, but only for ten minutes.....as you are fired!!

wish I could have a good nights sleep once

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:43 pm

Granted, but you're groggy the entire day

I wish I had perfect eyesight

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:47 pm

Granted, but all those microbes bother you

Wish I was back from shopping, already, instead of having to go

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:00 pm

Granted but time skips like in the futurama episode "time keeps on skipping"

i wish i had 2 more wishes i wish that nothing bad can come out of my next wish i wish i was a Infinity...naire (infinite money)

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:09 pm

Wish granted but it isn't really a wish

I wish for dyamite headdy to be re made on the xbox.

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:16 pm

Granted but your x-box explodes

wish I had a beer

*gets up and grabs a beer*

Never mind.

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:31 pm

Granted, but you spill it

Wish I could post in my sleep *yAWn*

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:38 pm

I thought we covered that...granted, but it's with my new, steam powered unit....and it burns your face off (sorry....shoulda read the instructions)

Wish I could have a spice weasel avatar like Reds

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:52 pm

Granted but it crashes your computer

Wish I could think up something interesting to talk about

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:59 pm

Granted but nobody agrees that it's interesting

wish I was hungry

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:02 am

Granted but your mouth is sewn shut

I wish for a new pair of hands...These have been toooooo dirty

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:29 am

Granted but they are ROBOT DEVIL HANDS!!!!

Mwahahahaha!!

wish I could do hand surgery for ya

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:33 am

Granted..but you give me feet instead LOL

Wish i was the ruler of all the universe..and could destroy whole worlds on a whim

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:54 am

Granted, but you start with yours first...by mistake.

Wish I was warmer

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:26 am

Granted but you are a victim of spontaneous human combustion.

I wish my head was full of crappy knowledge.....Oh wait!!

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:40 am

Granted but the crappy knowledge is actually "Crap"py knowledge

i wish i could have a cheeseburger... with no cheese

i bet you cant grant this one

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:57 am

wish granted but it has maggots in it

i wish i had high school musical on dvd

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:28 pm

Granted but it's with Russian actors and it's in Chinese

Wish I could buy South Parks' new dvd today instead of Tuesday

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:25 pm

Granted, but it's defective

Wish I didn't have such a headache

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:26 pm

wish granted but your head falls off

wish i didn't have a bad stomach

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:43 pm

Granted, because you're cut in half

Wish I had a donut and coffee

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:44 pm

Granted but you choke on the donut and spill the coffee on yourself

Wish my cat would stand still so I could take a picture

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:45 pm

wish granted but homer eats your doughnut and barney drinks your coffee

i wish 6pm would hurry up

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:06 pm

A. granted but it's because he's dead and stiff (sorry)

B. granted but it's 6:00..........a thousand years in the PAST!!

wish I had a cat to take a picture of

(what happens at 6:00?)

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:38 pm

Granted but it scratches up your furniture

Wish I wasn't so tired

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:59 pm

Granted, but you stay up for weeks and explode

wish I had rented Babel

(they were out!!)

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:34 am

Wish Granted but they forgot to put the cd inside
I wish i had more posts on this forum

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:46 am

Me too!!

I mean...um...granted but nobody sees them...we're all in jail

Wish all the new members were nice like Neo!

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:55 am

Granted, but none of them talk to you because they think you're mean

Wish I had new socks

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:15 am

Wish granted but they have holes in them

I wish for more money

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:47 am

wish granted but its fake

i wish i had a job

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:40 pm

Granted, but Gort comes along and steals it 'cause he needs it more

wish I could see the new eps first....before you!! Hah!

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:34 pm

Wish granted but you are REALLY disappointed.

I wish i didn't have to go to work in a bit.

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:31 am

Granted, but that wish was posted 11 days ago so you had to work anyway

I wish I had some blank CDs

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:53 pm

granted but you can't put anything on them.

I wish i had a surface to air missile...

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:59 pm

Granted...but you do it backwards and it sends you into the air

Wish I liked this thread better

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:02 pm

Granted, but now all you do is post here and your postcount never goes up

Wish I hadn't totally screwed up the cross-stitching project I'm working on

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:07 pm

Granted but.....ah, who am I kidding?

I got nothin'.

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:26 am

I wish Futurama was what will happen in 1000m years time

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 4:57 pm

Granted, but you aren't alive to see it

I wish I could be in Futurama

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 5:59 pm

Granted, but you're a sewer mutant

I wish I had some Chinese food