Hubert J Farnsworth

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:11 am

Hubert J Farnsworth is an Inventor, Lecturer, the Planet Express Founder.He is 160 years old. is the oldest living member of The Academy of Professors. He was born in 2841.He isthe oldest living member of The Academy of Professors. He was born in 2841.

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The prof. is a senile old coot, who can strike fear in to the hearts of the most hardy 3 word, Good news everyone.

Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 2:52 pm

LOL. The funniest is when Leela and that are saying something like 'blah blah isn't that the most dangerous...' 'Good news everyone'.LOL

Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:42 pm

Love this character, and how he barley cares for his crew.

"Good news everyone, you will be going to a deathole!"

(sorry don't know the exact lines)

Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:45 pm

"I have to get up early so that I can be a single piece of fruit with a coupon, then return and make everyone stand in line while I complain!"

"The Simpsons" and "Futurama" are both so great at making fun of old people.

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Yeah, I'd feel sorry for the old people if I could stop laughing long enough

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:13 pm

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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:17 pm

Hehe

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Haha

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:05 pm

That exactly what I would say!

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:10 pm

I agree

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:06 pm

Haha yeah.

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:40 pm

i like his line say "good new anyone" he cool

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:42 pm

Sure.

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The professor is a bit batty

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:47 pm

Ages since I heard that word.

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What, batty?

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:58 pm

I think his character should have more lines, you hardly see him throughout the whole episode, just a couple of lines here and there

gotta use the same quote again

Fry: What if Bender was really huge?
Professor: You already asked that! Ask something less stupid!
Fry: What if I never whacked my head on the freezer-doodle and came into the future-dingy?
Professor: That question is less stupid, although you phrased it in a profoundly stupid manner.

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:01 pm

Yes batty.

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:10 pm

Haha, haven't heard that word in a while...

another good'n

Professor: As new employees, I'd like to your opinion on our commercial. I've paid to have it aired during the super bowl.

Fry: Wow.

Professor: Not on the same channel of course.

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:12 pm

God, this show rcoks!

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retro words are back in now

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:27 pm

I suppose it's said sometimes nowadays, not as much as a few years ago though

It's not said much if at all in the us i don't think

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:32 pm

Probably not.

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 10:46 pm

i love the episode where his clone is born

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:58 am

He is so senile that you wish all old people were like him as they would be so much funnier.

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:59 am

LMAO, good one.

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:34 pm

Yeah, some old people are really bitchy.

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 8:57 pm

the old man crack me up

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 8:47 am

He cracks everyone up.

Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:58 pm

Second BEST CHARACTER EVER

Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 9:11 pm

"Holy zombie Jesus"

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:10 am

LOL I hate Zombie Jesus lol

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:31 am

i just find out that few episode that was deleted scene they take words out.

Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:25 pm

Oh, OK

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 6:13 am

farnsworth-with my last breath i curse zoidberg.

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:05 pm

He is my fav char...

Good News Everyone!

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:10 pm

You're all about to be sucked into a worm hole!!

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:38 pm

Good News Everyone where was I

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:50 pm

i love his line alway say that all episode.

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u just cant find an episode where he is not funny

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:36 am

i love when he is about to submit the death clock for the second straight year

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:27 am

i love how farnsworth always speaks his mind like in fry and the slurm factory
Farnsworth: Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?
Glurmo: Why, those are the Grunka Lunkas. They work here in the Slurm factory.
Farnsworth: Tell them I hate them.

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:46 pm

Yeah thats hilarious how he doesn't really care what he says. Ha Ha. Great character one of my favorites.

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:18 pm

leela: where were you at 10pm last night???

Proff F : where am i now? lmao!!

"oh i dont have time for this, i have to buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait in line while i complain" LOL

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:03 am

Ha Ha good one.

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:26 am

I love the scene at the end of the first christmas episode where he says "Merry Christmas everyone" and undresses himself for no reason. LMAO

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:58 am

Rofl. That was funny. Classic.

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:05 am

he's always getting naked for no reason...like when they go skiing.."aah brisk" LOL

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:41 am

Ha Ha. Yeah I have noticed that to.

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:54 pm

i'm sure farnsworth is meant to be a senile version of Frink from simpsons....

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:23 pm

I love the professor. Especially when he goes "Whaa?" when he doesn't know what anyone's talking about. Half of the time he doesn't know what he's talking about.

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:27 pm

yeah, lol, how does he manage to make such cool inventions when he's obviously a few shillings short of a pound?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:38 pm

I don't know. Well at least we know he got dumb, from Fry.

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:39 pm

their relationship confuses me. of what relation is farnsworth to fry?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:41 pm

Farnsworth is Fry's great great great great great great great great great nephew. (there might be more great's than that though)

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:42 pm

right, right, ok. thanks!

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:45 pm

It's kinda funny that Farnsworth is Fry's nephew even though he's much older than Fry. At first I thought that he was Fry's grandpa or something.

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:50 pm

yeah, thats what was confusing me!

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:09 pm

He acts more like a grandpa than a nephew. He could be my grandpa.

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:11 pm

yeah, suppose when you get older you probably do start to treat younger people differently though.

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:29 pm

I like the professor's slippers. Especially since he wears them everywhere he goes.

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:30 pm

yeah, lol, he shuffles about on them?

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:52 pm

He walks real slow while everyone else runs real fast. He does that in the Futurama game too.

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:06 pm

i like him in the 1 where he gets back together with mom he walks like a norty skool child lol

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 7:03 am

Professor Farnsworth: Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?
Glermo: Why those are the Grunka-Lunkas. They work here in the Slurm factory.
Professor Farnsworth: Tell them I hate them.

Every time I hear that, I have to laugh. I love Professor Farnsworth.

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:30 am

"Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs? "

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 8:33 pm

I love how the professor has a egghead. It's a shame he acts like a peabrain sometimes though.

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 8:36 pm

yeah, lol! I hate cubert, he's such a smartarse!

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:26 pm

I hate him too and his nose bugs me

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:03 am

Who here loved it when Bender bent the Professor and made him happy? That was awesome. The Prof cracks me up!

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:08 am

yeah i agree

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:51 pm

me too

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:47 pm

"What an exquisite day. That azure sky, the verdant treetops. Those delightful birds with their chirp, chirp, chirp and their tweet, tweet, splat."

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:48 pm

I love at the end when Bender bent him back even further.
"I'm sad now."

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:58 pm

Could the proffesers glasses be any bigger?
the answer is yes his reading glases are massive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:36 am

His reading glasses are bifocals times 50! I think the professor should be in the world record book for having the thickest reading glasses.

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 11:05 am

he may as well use a load of jam jar bottoms

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 8:03 pm

Farnsworth is cool in a weird way, he's kooshty

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:56 pm

YAY, I'm the crazy old coot

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Good News Everyone. jle1993 is the crazy old coot Congrats on the new rank

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 3:21 pm

congrats ye old coot lol

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:46 pm

Whaaa...Oh thankyou, now where did I put my speech *shuffles around*

Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 6:31 am

Professor quotes

"Waah?"
"Good News Everyone"
"GET A JOB"
"SHUT UP"
"MY FIST CONNECTING TO YOUR HEAD"
"IF ANYONE NEEDS ME ILL BE IN THE ANGRY DOME"
"WHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"Thanks Wewa"
"Oh My"
"You Heard Me!"
"PROFESSOR... LAVA...HOT"
"Oh Yes Smash The Smart Guys Stuff!"

Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:43 pm

" Business plan....??...oh yes i keep it right next to my heart.." ......In the draw...is heart is in a jar..!!!!

Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:04 pm

Professor: As new employees, I'd like to your opinion on our commercial. I've paid to have it aired during the super bowl.

Fry: Wow.

Professor: Not on the same channel of course.

Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:41 pm

"Pazuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"
cracks me up every time!

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Really. I thought you hated taht character from your name

Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 7:32 pm

I actually made a thread for your favorite professor quotes but I guess we can put them here too. I have way too many of them though but I'll put some later.