Homer Jay Simpson

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:26 pm

You can use this section to talk about Homer and ONLY Homer.

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:12 pm

homer my favorite. sometime he funny. hmmm donut (dool)

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:40 pm

i love how he still has a comb over

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 9:01 pm

Homers my fave character. Very funny and so stupid. Great combination

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:46 pm

homers also my favourite charecter
doh

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:38 am

He´s the greatest. What would The Simpsons be without him?
Actually, without Homer there would be no Simpsons family to begin with, so
all hail the chosen one

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:53 pm

all hail him
if u dont you will be shot

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:10 pm

homers great, he's my 2nd fav character

Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:15 pm

And that he actually looks quite strange without it!!!

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:03 pm

Homer is the funniest character. If he was in all of The Simpsons it would be twice as funny.

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 2:16 am

I agree that he is by far the funniest character. But isnt he in the majority of the episodes?

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 1:59 pm

i actually can't remember seen any episodes where he hasn't been in it at all, but then again ive not seen all the episodes so far yet

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:32 pm

homers just like my dad
when he got married he became fat just like homer

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:34 pm

That makes you BART!!!

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:35 pm

well i nearly got exspelled twice

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:40 pm

was it for poor spelling?

Just giving you a hard time my friend.....glad to see you posting a lot today!!

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:37 pm

no i kiked a wall the brick was lose and madea whole with my mates

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:41 pm

sounds like you're a bit of a rebel then

anyway back on topic.......
i can't believe he went and changed marges name to chesty la rue LOL

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:33 pm

Well...she WAS pretty chesty that time...WHOOO-HOOOO!

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:02 pm

It surprises me that Homer isn't the most talked about person.... although, i do admit, i prefer snake to him. I think they should make a snake mini-series!

Sorry for the mild snake references.

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:54 pm

I want more Cletus!!! I would watch a series based on him and his HUGE, hillbilly family....LOL

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:19 am

Homer is the best hence all the replies.

He makes the simpsons what it is. He is so stereotypical lol.

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:38 am

Definately my fave charcter, though there are others that are right up there to, but Homer is classic!

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:08 pm

Homer is very cool, yes- one of my faves, although not my most fave, if that makes sense?

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:18 am

Wow, how come so few replies for Homer. I may make the 6 main characters, stickies!

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:53 pm

I think Homer should open a resterant with Peter Griffin and Fry and Bender....Chef from South Park could be the, well....um...chef.

Who would be injured first?
Hmmmmm.....
I vote Homer....D'oh!!!!
( the others would CAUSE the injury )

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:58 pm

lol, it would be a very funny thing to watch. Seeing them attemt to run a restraunt.

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:39 pm

Chef would be the only voice of reason!!

I want to hear him say " Hello children....and Bender" in his chef voice!

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:57 pm

I would stay well clear of that restaurant!!!...homer and griffin together...that would be a disaster waiting to happen!!! Peter would probably crash his petercopter into it on the first day! homer would gain about 200lbs and get stuck inside...and bender would steal all the customers money and valuables..Chef would just make sweet love to any bit of skirt that wondered in!!

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:04 pm

Petercopter.....Ha ha...

" How do you afford all this stuff???"

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:20 pm

LOL the 'hindenpeter' makes me ROFLMAO...I want one!!!

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:27 pm

Yes........and we can go off topic if we want......no Smokey!!!!

I'm joking.....of course.

I like how all the poor people on cartoon shows can afford stuff....like panic rooms and the feet of satues!!!

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:50 pm

What crazy expensive stuff does homer own??? I remember the camper van...

But his best possession by far is his duelling glove!! "i demand satisfaction"

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:05 pm

Dude...he never even goes to work and, in last nights' episode, he gets Marge a new 100,000 dollar kitchen.....plus he buys ambulances, Canyoneros, vacations all over....

etc

etc

etc

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:28 pm

Oh..and he owns the denver broncos!!!..Although that was a gift.

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:42 pm

Ha ha ha ......yea!!

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:40 pm

Yes, lets hope 1 is joking...

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:28 pm

wow sounds like if you to afford loads of stuff out of fresh air just become a cartoon character

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:30 pm

That is harder than it sounds tho FRJ!!!!

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:31 pm

i know.......*sigh* one can only dream

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:56 pm

Hey Red......the middle of your sentence kinda, um....well.....where was it???

ROFL!!!!

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 2:28 pm

i think homer ate it.........

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:03 pm

Or Zoidberg....

But that's another section!!! Get outta here Doctor!!! Back! Back!!

And spit out Reds' words...........!

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:26 pm

Hes sooo funny most of the time, lol!

Great character

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:49 pm

In my opinion, the best.

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I think hes the best adult but i like Bart overall the Best

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 12:21 am

It is quite close but homer has to be the best....Just for his stupidity... LOL

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:49 am

yay!! im with you there

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:38 pm

You think hes and adult? lol

same here.

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:54 pm

I also like Marge a lot. She's the glue of the family......she cracks me up!!

" I'm usually good for a triple X throwdown"

Good girl!! LOL

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:20 pm

You think hes and adult? lol

same here.

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 5:58 pm

Isn't Lisa the only adult in the family?

Yay for my Lisa!!!!

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Lisa and Marge are the only ones that act like adults but still Lisa is a kid and Homer is an adult

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:10 pm

marge acted like a child once, remember when she rode a trolley down the aisle in a supermarket

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Ya but overall shes the nagging voice that keeps the family together

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:27 am

Thats true...without her they would fall apart...see what happened when she went away to that spar for a few days...

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:29 am

I like it in that episode when she imagines herself bald, like Homer!!!

What a great picture!!! LOL

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:35 am

I don't really find bart funny anymore so Homer is easily my fave now.

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:55 pm

wasn't that when she's losing her hair and homer says she could always have a comb over like his?

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:58 pm

LOL, what a horrible thought.

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:48 pm

Could you imagine the look of marge with a comb over....That would be soooooo funny..i wanna see it!

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:50 pm

lol, it would be really funny, and desturbing at the same time.

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:22 pm

she imagines it and she does look pretty wierd

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:33 pm

Wonder if there is a pic out there somewhere..I will look!

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:34 pm

good luck in finding one, i tried but couldn't find one

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:38 pm

Yeah i tried just now.....cant find it...ah well

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:50 pm

That's from the Sherry Bobbins episode......

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:52 pm

Ahhh..that might help in the search..thanks man!!

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:28 am

I looked. Nada.

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:30 am

Damn that comb over!! LOL

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:39 am

His hair is gangsta shit

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not really...

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not really...

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:10 am

gangsta???? HOW

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:54 am

maybe a 35 year gangsta with a terrible comb over

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:07 pm

Hmm, okay, that i would like to see.

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:44 pm

Whew!!

I thought only I was confused by that!!

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:50 pm

lol, nope your not

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:20 pm

Dr Hibbert: You’ll go through five distinct stages; first is denial.
Homer: No way ‘cause I’m not going to die.
Dr Hibbert: Second is anger.
Homer: (angrily) Why you little...
Dr Hibbert: Then bargaining...
Homer: (waving some cash in front of Hibbert’s face) Doc, if you get me out of this I’ll make it worth your while.
Dr Hibbert: ...depression...
Homer: (sadly) Oh no, I’m going to die.
Dr Hibbert: ...then, finally, acceptance.
Homer: Well, we all gotta go some time.
Dr Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, you're making remarkable progress.

Best cartoon character ever.

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:27 pm

Great quote, Whitey!!!

One of the greatest!!! LOL I've always loved that bit!!!

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:37 pm

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Homer_Simpson

Try that if you want to find quotes

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:59 pm

Thanks for the tip, but I have no faith in Wiki.......half their info is wrong!!!

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:13 pm

It's never been wrong for me. But WikiQuote is great...

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:16 pm

Well....anyone can add or change information whenever they wish......I'll stick to my research books!!

But I'm sure it's fine for Simpsons quotes and stuff.....

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:18 pm

Yes, people can add there own stuff which is a bit stupid.

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:20 pm

Completely!!!

Someone did a test type joke and affected the number of a protected species of animal and people took it as truth...pretty funny, really!!

Endangered....not endangered....endangered....not endangered!!! LOL

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:42 pm

M'eh, most of the stuff is right.

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And thats what i believe in

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 11:07 pm

Me too, it's a great site.

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 11:14 pm

ok we've sort of gone from homer to wikepedia, lets get back to homer now shall we...

Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 12:10 am

Agreed. Best cartoon character in your opinion?

Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 12:26 pm

he's second best for me

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 7:29 am

Homers great, my favourite character.

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 7:31 am

Yup, mine too, he's just so stupid it's funny!

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:53 pm

i watched the one yesterday where he was cooking baked beans on the barberque still sealed and everything

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:21 am

home is a great character, hes comes out with so many funny things

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:33 am

That's a quality episode. I want to watch. Whats the Ep Called?

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:55 am

Oh yeah, that was a funny episode!!

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:56 am

homers i think is the funniest

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:59 pm

That's a quality episode. I want to watch. Whats the Ep Called?