Cletus

Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:28 am

You can use this section to talk about Cletus and ONLY Cletus.

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 9:35 pm

Hi um Cletus an i aint got a tooth.

Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 3:45 am

cletus- i like that clown he is really looking out for me, average joe six tooth.
cletuses wife- whered you get another tooth?
cletus- sidewalk

Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:30 am

Hehe

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:23 pm

lol

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:52 pm

i love the episode where he is collecting road kill for a wedding
LOL

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:25 pm

ironik- yeah, you do that in a mission on simpsons hit and run!

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 2:37 pm

him and his wife have the same parents

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 2:39 pm

really? ROFL!!!

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 2:40 pm

yep LOL!!

cos in one episode his wife goes "Wife: Now Cletus, why did ya haf to park next to my parents? " and cletus replies - Now, Now, Hun, they're my parents too...

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 2:41 pm

euuuuuuugh, incest.....

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 2:42 pm

and somehow they've managed to have all those kids lol

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 2:43 pm

how do the kids not have an extra arm or summat, lol!

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 2:44 pm

LOL!!!!

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 2:45 pm

i'd rather that than develop there parents appearance....

*shudders*

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 2:46 pm

*shudders*

that would be just scary

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 2:46 pm

definitely. they'd be the smelly kid nobody wanted to sit near at nursery.

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 2:48 pm

sounds like my brother LOL!!!!!

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 2:49 pm

lol, thats mean!

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:16 pm

" somebody done stolded my wheels" that line cracks me up evertime!!!!

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:07 pm

Between him and my spice weasel, I'm a happy guy!!

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:03 pm

ive started refering to my elbow as eldibow cos of cletus LOL

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:04 pm

That slapbound yokal.

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:00 pm

And, if someone tells ya a pig won't eat a finger.....theys a lyin'.....

Someone should post the list of his kids' names......ya know...from the Pretzel episode.....can't believe Brandine lets him, um.....you know.....that many times......

EEEWWWWWW!!!!!!

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:04 pm

well there's nothing like keeping it in the family

the only 2 of their kids names i can remember are jordan and taylor

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:29 pm

I know......brother and sis.....!
And not good looking ones either!
Might be lucky for them to have each other.......I guess....

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:47 pm

Do you remember the eppy where Marge is in the pretzals business and cletus brings out all is children and there are about 15 of them

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 6:51 pm

Um........that's what I was talking about a couple posts back......

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:04 pm

Crap, sorry.

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:21 pm

We both, I mean, all, do that.......

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:36 am

Yup, so am i forgiven? lol

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:29 pm

I forgive you, my child....now go! And sin no more....

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:29 pm

Yes sir

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:39 pm

Dude......that whole exchange was creepy for me!! I'm the OPPOSITE of a diety....I am SO not able to forgive ANYONE!!LOL...plus, you didn't do anything wrong....

Speaking of religion.......where's Pazuzu been? She's pretty busy with school, I think.

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:00 pm

Yeah, she's been swamped with work

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:08 pm

Ah well....that's good for her! I'm sure she'll be back on when she can!!

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:09 pm

Yup, i think i will have 2 more mods for the forum. In the future.

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:22 pm

I vote Beady and Bitey....if Bitey has the time.

Bendy good too, although a bit young.

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:24 pm

Those are the 2 i was going to pick anyway.

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:38 pm

Two things about us...

We have good taste.
We go off topic when we get going.

Just like Gaz and I used to....where is that drunkard??? LOL

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:39 pm

I told you his comp is fuc**ed

But yeah, we're great

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:56 pm

That's weird......I was just gonna ask you about your computer!!

Maybe you're too fast with it....all this posting, ya know...

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:00 pm

Maybe. It gaz's comp i was talking about tho.

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:12 pm

Oh......HIS....I read it as THIS.....oops.

Oh no!!! My pictures can't be posted!!! What will we do???

*panics*

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:15 pm

How come? Is it in the wrong format?

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:21 pm

Because his comp is messed up.......right?

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:22 pm

Oh right, those pics. He'll have his comp back by then.

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:24 pm

Yay.

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:09 am

Yay indeed.

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:47 pm

He's had them for three days now, but I sent him a bunch of movies....so he's probably watching them instead of scanning my photos!!LOL

*shakes fist like Homer*

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:48 pm

How do you know he has received them?

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:35 pm

PMs....plus he posted my Bart original drawing!!! He's probably busy.
Although he said he needed to get his dads' camera....I take that to mean he doesn't have a scanner....rats!!!

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:36 pm

Shouldn't be long.

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:44 am

I love The part where he shouts all his kids names out!!!

Lauren
Tiffany
Heather
Cody
Dylan
Dermott
Jordan
Taylor
Brittany
Wesley
Rumer
Scout
Cassidy
Zoe
Chloe
Max
Hunter
Kendall
Katlin
Noah
Sasha
Morgan
Kira
Ian
Q-Bert
Phil

PHEW!!!!!....He's been busy!!!!

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I really hope your not saying those from memory. Otherwise wow.

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:14 am

I have an awesome memory.....

...it's called google!!!

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:37 pm

Good list....thanks for posting that, Gaz!!!

And not 1 dentist in sight...LOL

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:46 pm

Yeah, that is a lot of kids!!!!!

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:07 pm

LOL, That bits great, thanks for all the names. I couldnt remember 'em

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:10 pm

I would be scared if you could remember.

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:19 pm

26 kids in total

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:20 pm

Definately been busy.

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:16 pm

Well of course!!!

Look how hot Brandine is!!!

(yikes!)

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:17 pm

If you say so...

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:18 pm

im really confused cos as we know in one episode cletus and brandine are meant to be siblings but on one i watched the other day brandine says to cletus that he's the best son and husband she's ever had

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:20 pm

That's wrong on so many levels.

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:39 pm

So, so, so many.......

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:40 pm

Wait, wouldn't they be deformed children?

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:03 pm

Not necessarily....plus it's posssible to be her son AND her brother.....

OMG.......sounds like Mormons!!

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:43 pm

wow!

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How can that be possible at all. you cant be her son and brother

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:11 pm

mmmm.....maybe he was been sarcastic, or maybe he knows something we don't

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:48 pm

Well......if her dad got her pregnant.....

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allright this is gettin weird lets get back to normal conversations

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:09 pm

Biology and human behavourial study is normal conversation to me, but...whatever...

Genetics aren't constricted to the realm of normalcy....

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well i wouldnt classify relative mating part of the normal human biology topic

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:21 pm

Okay....we'll let it go.

I'm just saying, it's possible and....sadly....happens.

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:34 am

Though it couldn't have happened with them.

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:53 am

thats somewhat disturbing

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:09 pm

Why not??

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:22 pm

I can't remember what i said that too

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:37 pm

Um......it's like three posts back......!!

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:11 pm

Yes, but i cant see what i was saying it too. Them being related i think. It couldn't have happened coz the children arn't deformed, so they cant be related.

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:30 pm

That's not always a result....it can take the form of slight brain damage and can take a generation or two.

On a related matter, and don't kill me, I did not care for last nights' Simpsons episode. It was even Cletus centered.....

Sigh.....

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well now we got some new kids to add to the list...
whitney
jhitney
W
incest
crystal meth
international harvester
birthday

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:12 pm

the only normal name there is whitney

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:14 pm

birthday

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Really. I thought it wsa international harvester

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:01 am

And what happened to the one kids' eye???

I wanna know!!!

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:38 pm

What kid would that be?

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:06 pm

i didn't know there was anything wrong with one his kids eyes, mind you there's so many of them you can't really tell

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:09 pm

Yh, thats what i was thinking. But gort doesnt usually lie.

Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 2:26 am

Newest episode.....one of the kids had an eye-patch throughout the entire show.

Sorry you haven't seen it yet.

Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 2:29 am

Yeah last sunday did u notice the color and stuff looked alot clearer and more detailed kind of like the movie looks

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:03 am

Thanks. That last sentence redeemed the whole post LOL.

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:48 pm

I know!!

It IS kind of thoughtless to post about new episodes whaen so many members can't see them right away!!

Oh well.......

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 9:39 am

EVIL!

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:23 pm

I'm not evil.......Welch television is!!! LOL

Maybe I'm a leeeeeeetle bit evil.......